TV&Satellite Week 95
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116 116 107 9/82 10 617 311 0 107 13 6 13 6 830 14 7 19 5 18 12 46.00 AM Milkshake!
9.15 Jeremy Vine (S)
11.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors
Documentary. (S)(R)(AD)
12 .10 PM News (S)
12.15 Celebs on the Farm (S)(R)
1.10 Access Showbiz news. (S)
1.15 Home and Away (S)(AD)
1.45 Neighbours (S)(AD)
2.15 FILM Psycho In-Law Thriller
starring Katie Leclerc. (S)
(2017, 12, 105min) ★★
4.00 Friends 2&3/24. (S2) (S)(R)
5.00 News (S)
5.30 Neighbours Gail has second
thoughts after Harlow tells her
she wants to stay. (S)(R)(AD)
6.00 Home and Away There is a
shocking development in Ben’s
surfboard order. (S)(R)(AD)
6.30 News (S)6.00 AM Animal House (S)(R)(AD)
7.00 Monkey Life (S)(R)
8.00 The Dog Whisperer (S)(R)
9.00 Supergirl 6/22. (S2) (S)(R)
10.00 The Flash 3/23. (S3) (S)(R)
11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (S)(R)
1.00 PM Hawaii Five-0 3&5/25.
Double bill. (S7) (S)(R)
3.00 MacGyver 5/22. (S3) (S)(R)
4.00 Modern Family 6&7/22.
Double bill. (S8) (S)(R)
5.00 The Simpsons (S)(R)
5.30 Futurama A Leela of Her Own:
Leela flies the flag for
women’s sport. (S)(R)(AD)
6.00 The 30 Per Cent Iron
Chef: Bender tries to become
a gourmet chef. (S)(R)(AD)
6.30 The Simpsons Replaceable You:
Homer gets a new assistant.
With Jane Lynch. (S)(R)6.00 AM The Funniest Animals
6.20 Guinness World Records
6.45 You’ve Been Framed!
7.10 Dinner Date
8.00 Emmerdale
9.00 You’ve Been Framed!
9.25 Ellen DeGeneres Show
10.20 Superstore
11.15 Dress to Impress
12 .15 PM Emmerdale
1.15 You’ve Been Framed!
1.50 Ellen DeGeneres Show
2.45 Dinner Date
3.50 Dress to Impress6.00 AM Hollyoaks
7.00 Rules of Engagement
8.00 How I Met Your Mother
9.00 Melissa & Joey
10.00 Baby Daddy
11.00 Speechless
12.00 NOON Brooklyn Nine-Nine
1.00 PM The Big Bang Theory
2.00 Melissa & Joey
3.00 Baby Daddy
4.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine
5.00 Speechless
6.00 The Big Bang Theory
18&19/24. Double bill. (S6)4.50 Take Me Out
6.00 Funniest Ever You’ve
Been Framed! Gold
Double bill of comical clips,
narrated by Harry Hill.
8.00 Two and a Half Men
11/22. Alan offers Jenny
some relationship advice.
8.30 12/22. Walden helps
Nicole with her project. (S11)
9.00 FILM Horrible Bosses
Farcical comedy starring
Jason Bateman, Charlie Day
and Jason Sudeikis. Three
longtime friends hatch a plot
to get rid of their tyrannical
employers. With Jennifer
Aniston and Colin Farrell.
(2011, 15, 93min) ★★★7.00 Hollyoaks
7.30 The Goldbergs 20/24. The
Dropouts are thrilled when
they are booked to perform
at a charity carnival. (S6)
8.00 The Big Bang Theory (S8)
9.00 FILM Big Game Action
adventure with Samuel L
Jackson and Onni Tommila.
(2014, 12, 88min) ★★★
10.45 Rick and Morty New
episode 8/10. Rick shows
Morty a room filled with
disturbing memories. (S3)11.05 Family Guy 16/18. Peter
is upset when his friends
make fun of him. (S13)
11.35 Family Guy
12.05 AM American Dad!
12.55 Two and a Half Men
1.55 to 2.20 AM Superstore11.20 Adult Swim: Robot
Chicken: DC Comics
Special New edition
11.50 Rick and Morty
12.25 AM The Big Bang Theory
1.25 Brooklyn Nine-Nine
2.25 Gogglebox
3.20 Gogglebox Australia
New edition
4.15 Brooklyn Nine-Nine
5.05 to 6.00 AM How I Met
Your Mother23 August
7.00 Cricket on 5: The Ashes
Action from the second day
of the third Test between
England and Australia,
as the fi ve-match series
continues at Emerald
Headingley Stadium. (S)7.00 The Simpsons
The Food Wife: Marge, Bart
and Lisa taste success in the
world of food blogging. (S)(R)- 3 0 The Ten-Per-Cent
Solution: Krusty’s future
looks bleak when his TV
show is cancelled. (S)(R)
8.00 Big Week at the Zoo
Series fi nale 5/5. Eastern
black rhino Olmoti prepares
to leave Yorkshire Wildlife
Park for a new life in
Rwanda, returning to her
ancestral roots in a bid to
protect her species. (S)8.00 Modern Family
10/24. Claire and Phil
threaten to cancel their
festive celebrations. (S)(R)
8.30 11/24. Claire relies
on a fi reman to get Phil
to the hospital for kidney
stone treatment. (S)(R)9.00 NEW SERIES
The World’s Most
Expensive Cruise Ship
1/4. Behind-the-scenes
glimpse of life on board the
world’s most luxurious cruise
ship – Seven Seas Explorer- to reveal its secrets. (S)
9.00 Carpool Karaoke: Special
Singer Celine Dion joins
James Corden for a spin
around Las Vegas as they
sing some of her greatest
hits. Plus, a Titanic
performance on a boat in the
Fountains of Bellagio. (S)(R)10.00 William & Harry:
Princes at War?
Assessing rumours of a rift
between the Dukes of
Cambridge and Sussex,
asking if there is any truth
to the claims or if the media
has exaggerated them. (S)(R)10.00 A League of Their Own
Laura Woods, Tony Bellew
and Robin van Persie join
regulars Andrew Flintoff,
Jamie Redknapp and
Romesh Ranganathan,
with James Corden
asking the questions. (R)11.00 FILM Bridget Jones’s Baby
Comedy sequel starring Renée
Zellweger and Colin Firth. (S)
(2016, 15, 145min) ★★★- 25 AM 21.co.uk Live Casino Show
3.25 FILM Jackie Chan’s The
Tuxedo Comedy adventure
starring Jackie Chan. (S)
(2002, 12, 90min) ★★
4.55 House Doctor (S)(SL)(R)
5.45 to 6.00 AM Access (S)(R)
11.00 The Russell Howard Hour
Harry Leslie Smith chats to
Russell. Plus, a stand-up
routine by Paul Chowdhry. (R)
12.00 M’T Brit Cops: Rapid Response
1.00 AM Manifest 4/16. (S1) (S)(R)
2.00 MacGyver 4/22. (S3) (S)(R)
3.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S7) (S)(R)
4.00 Futurama (S)(R)
5.00 to 6.00 AM RSPCA
Animal Rescue (S)(R)7.00 PM World News Today
Followed by Weather- 3 0 NEW BBC Proms: Rattle
Conducts Belshazzar’s
Feast Walton’s choral
masterpiece Belshazzar’s
Feast is performed at the
Royal Albert Hall with
conductor Simon Rattle, a
300-strong choir and
Gerald Finley as soloist.
9.00 Smashing Hits! The 80s
Pop Map of Britain and
Ireland 1/3. Midge Ure and
Kim Appleby revisit the
music of the 1980s.
10.00 Snow Patrol – Ward
Park 3 Snow Patrol
perform a homecoming gig
at Ward Park in Bangor.
8.55 AM Kirstie’s Fill Your
House for Free
9.20 Food Unwrapped
9.50 Escape to the Chateau:
DIY An open day is hosted.
10.55 Bake Off: Professionals
12.00 NOON Find It, Fix It, Flog
It In Northamptonshire.
1.05 PM Four in a Bed
3.50 Location, Location,
Location In London.
4.50 Love It or List It Australia11.00 Hits, Hype & Hustle:
An Insider’s Guide to
the Music Business
12.00 M’T The Irish Rock Story:
A Tale of Two Cities
1.00 AM Sings Bacharach
and David!
2.05 to 3.00 AM Smashing
Hits! The 80s Pop Map
of Britain and Ireland5.55 The Secret Life of the
Zoo Four orangutans
escape from their quarters.
6.55 The Supervet Noel
Fitzpatrick faces one of
his greatest practical and
ethical challenges yet.
7.55 Escape to the Chateau:
DIY Phil and Angelina
struggle to pitch their
chateau as the perfect place
for an anniversary party.
9.00 Thou Shalt Not Kill
New episode 3/11. The
Mantovani family’s secrets
start to unravel, which adds
further intrigue and
suspicion to Guglielmo’s
murder case. Subtitled. (S1)
10.00 24 Hours in A&E11.05 24 Hours in A&E A chef
accidentally stabs himself.
12.05 AM Ramsay’s Kitchen
Nightmares USA
1.05 The Supervet
2.10 The Secret Life of the
Zoo As shown at 5.55pm.
3.15 to 3.45 AM Food
UnwrappedBBC1
SCOTLAND
Sky 951 , Virgin 862 , Freesat 960
7.00-8.00pm NEW
World Pipe Band
Championships (S)
N. IRELAND
Sky 953 , Virgin 863 , Freesat 957
No variations
WALES
Sky 952 , Virgin 864 , Freesat 964
7.30-8.00pm NEW
SERIES Kate Humble: Off
the Beaten Track (S) 10.35
Tudur’s TV Flashback New
edition (S) 11.05
Heartbreak Holiday New
edition (S) 11.50 New
Tricks (S)(R)(AD) 12.50am
The Truth About Meat (S)
(R) 1.50-6.00am
BBC News (S)BBC2
N. IRELAND
Sky 972 , Freesat 969
No variations
WALES
Sky 971 , Freesat 971
No variationsITV
No variationsS4C
Sky 13 4, Virgin 16 6, Freesat 12 0
6.00am Cyw New edition
12.00noon Newyddion
S4C a’r Tywydd 12.05pm
Parti Bwyd Beca 12.30
Heno 1.00 Dylan ar Daith
2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r
Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da
3.00 Newyddion S4C a’r
Tywydd 3.05 Iolo Williams:
Mwnciod Cudd China (AD)
4.00 Awr Fawr: Olobobs
4.05 Awr Fawr: Da ’Di
Dona 4.15 Awr Fawr: Bach
a Mawr 4.30 Awr Fawr:
Stiw 4.45 Awr Fawr: Deian
a Loli 5.00 Stwnsh: Larfa
5.05 Stwnsh: Mwy o Mwfs:
MOM 5.25 Stwnsh: Gwboi
a Twm Twm 5.35 Stwnsh:
Crwbanod Ninja 6.00
Bwyd Epic Chris 6.30
Heno 7. 3 0 Newyddion
S4C a’r Tywydd 7. 5 5 LIVE
Sgorio 10.00 Aur y Noson
Lawen 11.00-11.35pm
Straeon Tafarn (AD)9.00 The World’s Most Expensive... 9.00 Carpool Karaoke: SpecialNEW