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11 0 11 0 810 12 4 310 392★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor6.00 AM Classic Coronation Street
6.50 Heartbeat
7.50 Murder, She Wrote.
8.50 On the Buses
9.55 George and Mildred
10.25 Agatha Christie’s Poirot
12.40 PM Heartbeat
1.45 Classic Emmerdale
2.15 Classic Coronation Street
3.20 Lewis Expiation.
5.30 Downton Abbey 1/8. Jimmy
receives unwanted female
attention, and Thomas gives
Baxter an ultimatum. (S5)8.00 Criminal Minds Roadkill:
23/26. A serial killer
uses his car as a weapon,
and Kevin applies for a
job with NASA. (S4)8.00 Blue Bloods The Art of
War : 22/22. A member of
the Reagan family is shot
and Danny tracks down
who is responsible. (S5)8.00 Lewis The Ramblin’ Boy:
The detective investigates
a possible link between
the disappearance of
a senior police offi cer
and the discovery of a
recently embalmed body.
Guest stars Lucy Speed
and Peter Davison.6.00 AM Motorway Patrol
7.00 Stop, Search, Seize
8.00 Nothing to Declare
9.00 Road Wars
12.00 NOON Brit Cops: Law &
Disorder Triple bill of the
series following the work of
the City of London police.
3.00 PM Nothing to Declare
Eight editions of the
documentary series accessing
the world of national security
at Australia’s biggest airports
as customs and immigration
officers tackle criminals.6.00 AM The British
7.00 The Guest Wing
8.00 Fish Town
9.00 Discovering: Claudette
Colbert Profile of the actor.
10.00 The West Wing (S4)
12.00 NOON Without a Trace (S3)
2.00 PM Blue Bloods 21/22. (S5)
3.00 The West Wing (S4)
5.00 Without a Trace 19/23.
A psychic goes missing.
6.00 20/23. The team
investigate the disappearance
of a teenager. (S3)- 3 0 AM The Piglet Files
7.55 Lucky Feller
9.00 The Story of Only Fools...
10.00 The Green Green Grass
10.40 Last of the Summer Wine
12.00 NOON The Good Life
12.40 PM 2point4 Children
1.20 The Green Green Grass
2.00 Are You Being Served?
2.35 Only Fools and Horses
3.15 2point4 Children
3.55 Last of the Summer Wine
5.15 The Good Life
5.55 Are You Being Served?
6.35 The Vicar of Dibley
10.00 Criminal Minds Pleasure
Is My Business: 16/26. A
female serial killer poses
as a high-class call-girl to
prey on executives. (S4)10.10 The Affair 1/10. Noah
struggles to adjust to
his new life after moving
to Los Angeles. (S4)10.00 Foyle’s War Eagle Day:
An investigation leads
Foyle to the radar station
where his son was working
on a classifi ed operation.6.45 My Kitchen Rules:
Australia New edition
Everyone is expecting
great things from Hall of
Famers Lisa and John.7.00 CSI All In: 24/24.
The team examine the
murder of a man found in
the desert which leads to
a string of killings. (S9)7.15 Dad’s Army Mainwaring
lands himself in trouble
with Warden Hodges.- 5 5 Corporal Jones
misplaces £500 donated
by local shopkeepers.
8.35 The platoon dress
as fi remen to take part in
an initiative exercise, but
soon fi nd themselves
tackling a real fi re.
9.15 Blackadder Goes Forth
Capt Blackadder
pretends to be insane.
9.55 Mrs Brown’s Boys Agnes
tries to gatecrash Maria’s
hen party but ends up
at the wrong venue.
10.35 Dermot has
pre-marriage nerves.
7.00 Murder, She Wrote
A Quaking in Aspen:
Jessica’s friend is accused
of murdering her husband
in Aspen, Colorado.7.00 World Series of Darts:
New Zealand A chance
to see day one of the
inaugural event from
Claudelands Arena in
Hamilton, featuring
all eight fi rst-round
matches, played over
the best of 11 legs.
Commentary by Stuart
Pyke and Dan Dawson.9.00 Instinct Tribal: 13/13.
While on a case, Dylan
and Lizzie uncover some
secrets that should
have stayed buried. (S1)9.00 Succession Vaulter: 2/8.
Greg wonders if ATN is
the right fi t for him, and
Shiv lets Tom know
about future plans. (S2)7.00 AM America’s
Next Top Model
8.00 60 Minute Makeover
10.00 My Kitchen
Rules: Australia
1.00 PM The Dog Whisperer
2.00 It’s Me or the Dog
3.00 Babylon 5 5/23. (S1)
4.00 The Chase USA
5.00 The Crystal Maze
6.00 Stargate SG-1 (S4)
7.00 Stargate SG-1 Chain
Reaction: 15/22. General
Hammond makes an
announcement. (S4)
8.00 The Force: Manchester
A traffic cop gets more
than he bargained for.
9.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme
World In Rio de Janeiro.
10.00 Ross discovers
how life in Las Vegas is
far from fun for many.
11.00 Police Force: Australia
12.00 M’T FBI 4/22. (S1)
1.00 AM Road Wars
3.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo
4.00 Monkey Business
5.00 to 6.00 AM
The Crystal Maze7.00 AM Border Patrol
8.00 Highway Patrol
9.00 Caught Red Handed
10.30 Highway Cops
11.00 Police Force: Australia
12.00 NOON Brit Cops:
Rapid Response
1.00 PM 999 Frontline
2.00 Border Security:
Canada’s Front Line
3.00 Nothing to Declare
3.30 Caught Red Handed
5.00 Without a Trace (S1)
6.00 Stargate SG-1 (S1)
7.00 Supergirl 13/23. (S3)
8.00 The Flash 15/23.(S4)
9.00 The Force: Manchester
10.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S7)
11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (S6)
12.00 M’T Banged Up Abroad
1.00 AM Brit Cops:
Frontline Crime UK
2.00 Ultimate Road Wars
3.00 Border Patrol
4.00 Highway Patrol
4.30 Motorway Patrol
5.00 to 6.00 AM
Nothing to Declare7.10 AM Ross Noble:
Freewheeling
8.00 American Pickers
9.00 Storage Hunters
10.00 American Pickers
12.00 NOON American
Pickers: Best Of
1.00 PM Top Gear
2.00 Cops UK:
Bodycam Squad
3.00 Yianni: Supercar
Customiser
4.00 Last Stop Garage
5.00 Best of Top Gear
6.00 Top Gear
7.00 Taskmaster
8.00 Have I Got a Bit More
Old News for You
9.00 FILM Hellboy Fantasy.
(2004, 12) ★★★★
11.35 Porters
12 .15 AM Taskmaster
1.20 Mock the Week
1.55 Have I Got a Bit More
Old News for You
2.55 to 4.00 AM Dave
Gorman: Modern
Life Is Goodish9.00 AM LittleBe
12.00 NOON Income Property
12.25 PM The Real
Housewives of Atlanta- 2 0 Million Dollar Listing: LA
2.15 Dallas Cowboys
Cheerleaders
3.10 The Real Housewives
of New Jersey
4.05 The Real Housewives
of Auckland
6.00 Buyers Bootcamp
7.00 Buying and Selling
8.00 Dinner Date Jamie from
St Helens looks for love.
9.00 Botched Helping the
world’s first paraplegic
fitness model to
achieve her dream.
10.00 Helping a man
with three eyebrows.
10.55 Kendra on Top Colin
must decide if he wants
to reunite with his father,
and Bridget gives
Kendra a special gift.
11.25 PM to 12.50 AM The
Only Way Is Essex
6.00 AM Only When I Laugh
6.25 The Saint
7.15 Kojak
8.10 Quincy ME
9.10 Minder
10.20 The Sweeney
11.25 The Professionals
12.35 PM The Saint
1.40 Kojak
2.40 Quincy ME
3.45 Minder
4.50 The Professionals
5.55 The Sweeney Two former
cellmates plan a robbery.8.00 AM My Wife and Kids
9.00 The Office (US)
11.00 Friends
1.00 PM Friends (S9&10)
4.00 Are We There Yet? (S2)
5.00 Friends Eight episodes of
the sitcom, including at:
8.00 16/24. Ross wants
a romantic last evening
with Emily before she
returns to England.
8.30 17/24. Ross opens
his heart to Emily. (S4)
9.00 Michael McIntyre’s Big
Show With Katherine
Jenkins and Colin Cloud.
10.00 FILM Dinner for
Schmucks Comedy
starring Steve Carell.
(2010, 12, 113min) ★★
12.20 AM Roast Battle
1.20 South Park (S20)
3.50 Impractical Jokers:
Inside Jokes
4.15 Impractical Jokers
Summer Vacation
4.35 to 5.00 AM
Impractical Jokers6.00 AM The Waltons
8.00 Touched by an Angel
10.00 Highway to Heaven
1.00 PM Agatha Christie’s
Partners in Crime
2.00 The Agatha Christie
Hour 1/10. (S1)
3.00 Rumpole of the Bailey
4.00 Murder, She Wrote
6.00 Tenko 10/10. (S2)
7.00 M*A*S*H Four episodes
of the sitcom. (S7)
9.00 Taggart In Camera:
Ross discovers a body
and foolishly fails to
report it officially,
but his actions come
back to haunt him.
10.30 Mind Over Matter:
The body of a medical
student is found by
children in a park.
12.00 M’T Tenko As 6.00pm.
1.00 AM M*A*S*H (S3)
2.00 Rumpole of the Bailey
3.00 The New Avengers (S2)
4.00 to 5.00 AM Due South15 212 3 11 112 112 812 132 181 3073703415 212 3 11 14 414 4 19 157 112 112 812 132 181 30737011.00 Criminal Minds 23/24. (S7)
12.00 M’T Britain’s Most Evil Killers
The murder of Tia Sharp.
1.00 AM Blue Bloods 22/22. (S9)
2.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response
3.00 Brit Cops: War on Crime
4.00 Paramedics
5.00 to 6.00 AM The Real A&E11.15 The Affair 2/10. Alison is
saved by a stranger.
12.20 AM 3/10. Helen is
confronted by resistance.- 3 0 4/10. (S4)
2.40 Ballers 7&8/9. (S4)
3.50 Life Itself: Special
4.05 to 6.00 AM The West Wing
11.15 Mrs Brown’s Boys Newlyweds
Dermot and Maria argue
over whether they should
buy their own home.
11.55 Black Books- 3 0 AM Limmy’s Show
3.10 to 4.00 AM
The Mighty Boosh
12.05 AM FILM Chocolat Comedy
fantasy based on the best-
selling novel by Joanne Harris,
starring Juliette Binoche, Judi
Dench and Johnny Depp.
(2000, 12, 120min) ★★★★
2.20 Wild at Heart 7&8/10. (S4)
4.05 to 5.35 AM On the Buses11.00 FILM American History X
Controversial race-hate drama
with Edward Norton, Edward
Furlong and Stacy Keach.
(1998, 18, 114min) ★★★★- 25 AM The Protectors
2.00 to 2.50 AM
The Professionals
6.45 My Kitchen Rules... 7.00 CSI 9.55 Mrs Brown’s Boys 8.00 Lewis 11.00 American History X