Daily Mail, Saturday, August 17, 2019 Page 49THE BLUSHING GROOM
OVER the years Brad’s partners have always
been so wildly different — his girlfriends have
included Sinitta, Juliette Lewis and Gwyneth
Paltrow, to whom he was engaged.
Meanwhile his wives — Cinderella and
Maleficent — could not have been more
different nor looked more beautiful on
their wedding days (see Jennnifer Aniston
above). Yet we can still dream. On the
breakfast buffet of love, Brad’s mixed grill
suggests women everywhere can imagine
they could be his next love. Does he have a place
in his heart for a hard-boiled Highland fry-up with
sausage legs? Oh, be still my beating kidneys.
OF COURSE HIS
FIRST WIFE
BORED HIM
WHILE promot-
ing a film called
Moneyball in 2011
Brad ventures
that his first
marriage to
Jennifer Anis-
ton was boring,
which I could
have told him
if only he
had asked.
‘I wasn’t lead-
ing an interest-
ing life. I think
my marriage
had something
to do with that.
I was trying to
pretend the
marriage was
something it
wasn’t,’ he told
an interviewer.
Aniston com-
plained that her
idiot ex had
‘a lack of a
sensitivity check
when it comes
to discussing
our marriage’.
Later, Brad
said that he was
the problem,
not Jen.
They remain
good friends to
this day and he
recently was a
guest at her 50th
birthday party.I TOLD HIM
TO LOOK
UGLY...
JOB DONE!
THE Brad deluge
continues. Through-
out his career heaps
of embarrassing
accolades pile up.
He is named Most
Handsome Actor in
Hollywood, Sexiest
Man Alive, His
Eternal Hotness
and myriad other
pretty boy titles.
‘Jangelina,’ he told
me back then. ‘It is
so embarrassing.’
Well grow a stupid
beard, wear a silly
hat and try to look
ugly, I told him.
Which is exactly
what he did.Mad for
brad all
over
again!
After that swooningly
delicious debut, he hit the Pitts.
But the Mail’s JANGELINA MOIR says
that, now he’s r
eached 55, she’s...
DELICIOUS
IN DENIM
NOT many men can
wear double denim
and get away with it,
but Brad carries it off
in style in Once Upon A
Time... In Hollywood.THE 12 WASTED
YEARS WITH
ANGELINA
BRAD meets Angelina
when they make
Mr And Mrs Smith in
2004 and it turns his
life around. I urged
caution but no, he
wouldn’t listen. With
marriage to Jen (not
Jan) now over, he
embarks on his own
12-year adventure as
part of Brangelina.
The couple adopt
three children and
have three of their
own. They wed in 2014,
separated in 2016
and finally divorced
earlier this year.
If only he had
listened to me...AND FINALLY, THE
ROOFTOP STRIP
‘I REALLY had to hit the gym
for this one,’ said Brad, about
appearing shirtless on a roof
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