New York Post - 13.08.2019

New York Post, Tuesday, August 13, 2019

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Rock star in my spam folder

I am at this moment not crazy

about Meat Loaf. Not the food.

The rude dude. Were I lacking in

my obviously classy genteel sen-

sitivity refined elegance, I might

call Meat Loaf an alleged pig.

Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar —

which is a load for a marquee —

became Cardi B. I understand

name changes. But being chunky

and over 70, this guy’s still

schlepping around with the

name Meat Loaf? His real

name’s Marvin Aday. OK, he

doesn’t like the name Marvin?

So try Milton, Max, Meyer.

What’s Meat Loaf’s nickname —

Well done?

“Where’s the beef?” is why I’m

cranky.

Twice, in May and in August, his

rep pushed an interview. In May, it

was to be us, alone, together,

riding — for some unknown rea-

son — a bus around Manhattan. I

showed. He didn’t. He’d fallen.

Last Thursday was to be back-

stage at off-B’way’s opening of

his “Bat Out of Hell” (another

charming title) musical. I

showed. He didn’t.

When it comes to Meat

Loaf in the future, I am a

vegetarian.

Cindy

Adams

NETFLIX, TV’s Tyrannosaurus, eating up every-

thing in sight, cast Alicia Silverstone in “The Baby-

Sitters Club.” Set in Connecticut, it’s filming in Van-

couver. A 10-episode go, this is called a live-action,

single-camera series adaptation — whatever all that

means. She plays the mother of Kristy Thomas. Her

love interest is played by

Mark Feuerstein. And, as the

song goes, more I cannot tell

you, more I do not know.

Joining the ‘Club’

Alicia Silverstone:

Stars in “The Baby-

Sitters Club.”

OVERTAKING Trump

in today’s conversation is

Epstein. From the mouth

of one big-mouth publi-

cist: “Many wanted him

gone. Many names

were fearful. I think

it was the Mafia.”

News anchor: “Ol-

iver Stone is home

right now writing

the screenplay.”

Manhattan Realtor:

“He also skimmed

clients. Get them in

a bedroom, film

them, blackmail

them.”

Buzz on perv

JOHNNY Cash’s daughter

Rosanne hustling the book

“Bird on a Blade” she did with

artist Dan Rizzie. Her lyrics,

his pictures. It’s $19....

CASTING call out for “Men

40-70 to portray drunks for

‘West Side Story’ shoot.” But

if you’ve got tattoos, that’s tat-

too bad. They’ll nix you.

Scenes for this West Side

New York story are being

filmed in New Jersey.

Bits & pieces

TO prettify property, Hamp-

tons summer-folk add trees.

No waiting 40 years for one to

grow, it’s half a mil for a fully

grown maple, oak, whatever.

Marders specimen trees cost,

give or take a branch,

$300,000. Planting’s extra. One

can set them back half a mil.

Only in the Hamptons,

kids, only in the Hamptons.

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Odds & ends

CONDOS and co-ops

are down. Rentals are up

... JON Voight was at
the Boathouse in Central
Park... JAM-PACKED
great delicious Italian restau-
rant Coco Pazzo — once Mid-
town — is now downtown.
The owner’s Pino Luongo
... Super Bowl champ Der-
rick Ward, former Giants
running back, christened
Harlem’s new sports eat-
ery 123 BSB. Its 5,
square feet does 24 beers on
tap.

Haunted house

THE Hudson, on West 44th,

Broadway’s second-oldest

theater, played George M. Co-

han, Louis Armstrong and in

1903 “The Wizard of Oz.”

Once haunted, supposedly

housing the ghost of its

builder Henry Harris, who

went down on the Titanic, his

apartment remains unoccu-

pied on the fourth floor.

The very special Jake Gyl-

lenhaal and Tom Sturridge

are doing “Sea Wall/A Life”

there through Sept. 29. Each,

one act. Bare bleak stage. Day-

time well-worn clothes. Con-

tinuing what seems the play-

house’s macabre history, each

did a monologue dealing with

death. Even Gyllenhaal sister

Maggie’s stunning long gown

was black. The audience, rapt.

No sound. No movement. Not

a knuckle cracked.

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