Shooting Times & Country – 07 August 2019

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theirloaders.Smallwonderthat
invitationsaremainlyrestrictedto
thosefriendswhoareabletooffertop-
classshootinginreturn.Norcanmere
moneybuya guninsucha shoot— for
thiswehavetodescend a rung to the
syndicateshoots.
Herea reasonableseason’s
shootingmaystillbeboughtforas
littleas£75to£100perGun,butat
thisleveltheshootwilleitherhaveno
keeperorat besta part-timer.If birds
areputdowntheyhavetotaketheir
chanceandsportis oftensomething
ofa gamble.InSussex,withineasy
reachofLondon,£100buyslessthan
thesamesuminNorfolk,wherethere
isn’tsomuchcompetition.Fromthis
stemstherulethatif yourfinancial
resourcesarelimitedit is usuallywell
worthwhiletoleratinga longdrive to
andfromyourday’ssport.


Socialvirtues
However,a syndicatebearstherisk
thattheGunsaretherebecausethey
canpay,andnotbecausetheyarewell
triedandprovenfriendsinvitedfor
theirsocialvirtues.Thesizeofthebag
willbeinproportiontothecostper
Gun;thequalityofthefriendship will
bequiteunrelated.
Finally,onthebuyingsidewehave
theodd 100 acresorsorentedbythe
lonewolf.Thesesmallroughshoots
varyenormouslybothinsettingand
inquality,butthebestcanbevery
goodindeed.Theopportunityto
rentroughshootingcomesthrough
personalcontactwiththerightpeople
andthisusuallymeansthefarmer.
Andsowecometothebegging.
TheEnglishfarmeris usuallya
suspiciousmanandtowinhis


confidenceis a longanddifficulttask.
Yetonceyouhavesucceeded,there
is nokindernormoregenerousbody
ofmeninthecountry.Todrivedown
somemuddycountrylaneinthe
knowledgethatat theendofit liesa
trueruralwelcomeis a heartening
experience.Sonowwecometothe
cruxoftheproblem:howdoesthe
manwithlittlemoneyandnofriends
inthefarmingworldfindshooting?
Theansweris obviousandsimple:
goandaskforit.Butbeforeyou
start — think. It is not the slightest


usetearinguptothefarm,rathertoo
quickly,withthreefriendsandasking
forgeneralpermissiontoshoot.The
farmis thefarmer’slivingandhisway
oflifeandhewouldrathertolerate
hisverminthangivepermission
toseveralmentowanderaround
shootingastheyplease.Yourchance
ofsuccesswillbegreatlyimproved
if youobservethefollowingpoints.
First,a day’sroughshooting
doesnotnecessarilycallforone’s
oldestclothes.Secondly,goalone.
Psychologically,a farmerwillgive
consenttoonemanwherehewill
refuseit formore.Thirdly,donot

takea dog.Youmayknowit to
betrustworthy,thefarmerdoes
not.Finally,andbyfarthemost
important,donotaskforgeneral
permissiontowanderaboutshooting
vermin.Theprospectoftheaverage
Guntakingmuchtollofverminwhile
strollingcasuallyis remote,andif the
farmercaresabouthisverminhewill
beevenlesslikelyto grant permission
tothestranger.
Thesecretliesintherough
shooter’soldfriend,thepigeon.
Imagine yourself as a farmer. A car

drivesupanda reasonable-looking
individualbidsyougoodmorning
andsays:“Withthissnowaboutthe
pigeonsareknockinghelloutofyour
kalebythemainroad.MayI builda
hidebythepitanddecoyfora few
hours?”Youmaystillsayno,butif any
approachwillwin, that one will.

Permission
Neveraskforpermanentpermission;
givethefarmertheopportunitytotry
you.Neverasktowander,statewhere
youwishtoshootfromandforhow
long.Andwatchyourneighbourhood
andonlyaskforpermissionwhen
thereis anobviousneedfora gun.
Whenyoufinish,seekthefarmer
out,evenif it is rainingandheis half
a mileoff, thankhimandofferhim
everypigeonyouhaveshot.Hewill
almostcertainlynottakethem,but
offerthem.Then,andonlythen,
askif youmaydecoyfromthesame
spotagain.Onceyougaina name
forreliabilitythenextapproachis
fareasier,foryoucangiveyourfirst
farmer’snameasa reference.
Thequalitiesyouneedtofindfree
shootingareperseverance,seeingthe
otherman’spoint of view, and a sense
of humour.

Thisarticlewasfirstpublishedinthe
13 August 1964 issueofShooting Times.

“Whenyoufinish,seekthefarmeroutand


off er him every pigeon you have shot”


SHOOTING TIMES & COUNTRY MAGAZINE • 43

“TheGunsare
therebecausethey
pay,notbecause
theyarefriends
invitedfortheir
social virtues”
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