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August 10 CHOICE
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FREESAT 105FREESAT 113FREESAT 159 FREESAT 1156.00am Milkshake! Children’s shows.
10.10 Rise of the Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles Double bill. (R)
10.35 Access Showbiz news.
10.45 Police Interceptors (R)
11.45 Friends Five episodes. (R)
2.15pm Britain’s Horror Homes
Documentary examining
the devastation caused in
Carlisle by 2015’s floods. (R)
3.15 The Bridge on the River Kwai
(1957/PG) Second World War
drama, starring Alec Guinness
and William Holden. ★★★★★
6.30 5 News Weekend Headlines.
6.35 D-Day’s Sunken Secrets An
expedition exploring the seabed
off the coast of Normandy
to search for items from the
Allied landings of June 1944. (R)
8.00 WW2: The True Cost of
War (1/4) Documentary using
recorded figures and statistics
to outline the full extent of the
conflict, explaining the horrors
of war and how it ever came
to take place. The programme
begins by looking at the story
of Franz Honiok, a 43-year-old
farmer who is often considered
the first victim of the Second
World War, before going on
to show that when Germany
invaded Poland in August 1939,
no-one was ready for battle.
9.55 Schindler’s List (1993/15)
During the Second World War,
German businessman Oskar
Schindler strives to save Jews
destined for the concentration
camps in Poland by employing
them in his factory supplying
the German war effort – an
act of mercy made possible by
a deal struck with a sadistic
Nazi commandant. Steven
Spielberg’s Oscar-winning
fact-based drama, starring
Liam Neeson, Ben Kingsley
and Ralph Fiennes. ★★★★★
1.05am The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show
Interactive gambling. 3.05 Access.
Showbiz news. 3.10 Gotham: Wrath
of the Villains. Double bill. Gordon
questions Strange about Project
Chimera, which leads the professor
to send the newly resurrected Galavan
to deal with the detective; Jim Gordon
launches a raid on Arkham Asylum as
he is convinced Strange is behind the
return of Theo Galavan. (R) 4.45 House
Doctor. Advice to would-be sellers of
a Victorian home. (R) 5.10 Great Artists
(R) 5.35-6.00am Wildlife SOS (R)
6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Sin City
Motors 8.00 Storage Hunters UK 9.00
American Pickers 12.00noon Cops UK
1.00 Cop Car Workshop 2.00 Top Gear
3.00 Scrapyard Supercar 4.00 Top Gear
5.00 Red Bull Soapbox. From Mumbai.
6.00 Would I Lie to You? Gameshow.
6.40 Red Dwarf Double bill.
8.00 Taskmaster Greg Davies hosts.
9.00 Have I Got a Bit More News for
Yo u David Harewood hosts, with guests
Josh Widdicombe and Kirsty Wark.
10.00 Mock the Week Double bill.
Dara O Briain hosts the topical quiz.
11.20 Mock the Week 12.00m’t Dave
Gorman: Modern Life Is Goodish
1.00 Mock the Week 1.40 Have I Got
a Bit More News for You 2.45 Alan
Davies: As Yet Untitled 3.35 Mock the
Week 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Lovejoy
11.00 Sharpe 1.00pm Pie in the Sky
3.00 Where the Heart Is 5.00 Hetty
Wainthropp Investigates. Mystery.
6.00 Death in Paradise Triple bill.
Humphrey and the team investigate the
shooting of Fidel’s old friend, who had
been working as an escort and had left
several disgruntled women in his wake;
Humphrey and his team are called to a
hotel where a flight attendant has been
poisoned; Humphrey investigates the
unusual shooting of a politician.
10.00 New Tricks The detectives
investigate two deaths after the
discovery of a Roman sword with traces
of blood on it is linked to a headless
corpse and the demise of a bodybuilder.
11.20 Trial & Retribution 1.40am The
Heart Guy 3.30 Garden Hopping
4.00-6.00am Teleshopping6.00am Who Do You Think You Are?
8.00 A Very British Murder with Lucy
Worsley 9.00 Forbidden History
1.00pm Planet Earth: five episodes
6.00 Planet Earth In the polar regions.
7.00 Secrets of Britain Double bill.
The history of subterranean London,
uncovering Roman remains, plague pits
and secret bunkers; the world of MI6,
asking whether the world of espionage
and counter-intelligence operations
bear any resemblance to James Bond.
9.00 Royals on the Frontline The highs
and lows of Prince Harry and Prince
William’s roles in the armed forces.
10.00 The Queen’s Castle Going
behind the scenes at Windsor Castle.
11.00 The True Story of the Mary
Celeste 12.00m’t War Factories 1.00
Who Do You Think You Are? 2.00
Napoleon 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping6.00am George and Mildred 6.25 FILM
Carry On Follow That Camel (1967/PG)
Comedy, starring Phil Silvers. ★★★ 8.15
Inspector Morse 10.35 Agatha Christie’s
Poirot. Drama. 4.55pm Foyle’s War. Foyle
investigates a pro-Hitler organisation he
suspects may be linked to a mysterious
death at the White Feather Hotel.
7.00 Midsomer Murders A teacher
keeps waking in the night, believing she
has an intruder, but her neighbours are
unconvinced – until a local councillor is
found dead in her garden. Last in series.
9.00 Endeavour The detective
investigates the disappearance of a
Dutch au pair and finds a connection
to an earlier unsolved case as conflict
erupts between his fellow officers.
11.00 Midsomer Murders. Detective
drama. 1.00am Classic Emmerdale 2.20
Nightscreen 2.30-6.00am Teleshopping6.00am Teleshopping 7.35 Steptoe and
Son 8.10 A Sharp Intake of Breath 8.40
The Interviews 9.40 Porridge: Inside
Out 10.40 Miranda 12.00noon The Vicar
of Dibley 12.35 Only Fools and Horses
7.10 Only Fools and Horses Del-Boy
plans a spot of salmon-poaching.
7.50 Britain’s Greatest Comedian
A jury of nine comedians, actors and
writers come together to establish the
definitive answer, based on a public
vote that has given them a shortlisted
top 30 for them to choose from.
10.50 Mrs Brown’s Boys A hypnotist is
booked to provide the entertainment
at the triplets’ baptism – and Agnes
soon finds herself under his spell.
11.25 Men Behaving Badly. Tony is
depressed. 1.20am Dylan Moran: Aim
Low 2.25 Men Behaving Badly 3.30
Spaced 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping6.00am Emmerdale 9.05 Coronation
Street 12.05pm Celebrity Catchphrase
1.05 Harry Hill’s Alien Fun Capsule 2.00
You’ve Been Framed! Forever 3.00 FILM
Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003/PG)
Live action and animated comedy. ★★
4.50 FILM Happy Feet Two (2011/U)
Animated musical comedy sequel,
with the voice of Elijah Wood. ★★★
6.45 FILM The Golden Compass
(2007/PG) An orphan embarks on a
perilous mission through a parallel
universe to rescue her best friend.
Fantasy adventure, starring Dakota Blue
Richards and Nicole Kidman. ★★★
9.00 FILM Bridesmaids (2011/15)
Comedy, starring Kristen Wiig. ★★★★
11.35 Family Guy 12.30am American
Dad! 1.30 The Cleveland Show 2.20
Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records
2.45 Shopping 5.45-6.00am NightscreenFREEVIEW 5F’VIEW 6F’VIEW 19 SKY 111 VIRGIN 127 FREESAT 157 F’VIEW 25 F’VIEW 10Zone of Champions
ITV, 6.30pm
John Thompson and Jessica
Knappett return as hosts Jack
and Nicky, presenting another
batch of ridiculous clips on
a vaguely sporting theme.
Tonight’s include Canine
Dream Sprinting and Humans
Balancing Things on Their
Heads. We desperately wish
we were making this up.Casualty BBC One, 8.40pm
Connie (Amanda Mealing, above) is forced
to make a massive decision, and her secret
addiction might not be a secret for much
longer. Meanwhile, new emergency care
assistant Siobhan is having a grim time of it.