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A FRENCH philosopher-
cum-football-coach used to
describe poor performances
as ‘playing with the
handbrake on’. His team
would do enough to win, but
they’d make tough going of
it. As Jupiter and Saturnmake a tricky alignment, we
won’t have as much freedom
to express ourselves as we
might like. Yet, with dynamic
Mars settling into Virgo, as
long as we exhibit effort and
energy, special qualities will
still shine through.GARFIELD
FRED BASSET
CHLOE & CO
ODD STREAK
IT SEEMS that
over time,
the actions of King Canute have been
misunderstood. Rather than trying
to demonstrate his power over the
tides, apparently he was attempting
to show his armies and advisers that not
even someone of royal birth has the power
to rule over the forces that govern the
cosmos. It was a wise and courageous thing
to do. As your ruler settles into Virgo, if
you can find the courage to admit to a
weakness you can develop a deeply
valuable strength. Your week-ahead forecast
is jam-packed full of important news. For
an in-depth guide, call 0906 751 5601.
HAVE you
ever had
one of those dreams when, no matter how
hard you try, you just can’t speak? It’s the
kind of symbolism that’s easy to interpret;
it suggests that there’s an area of your life
in which you’re feeling overlooked. The
question to ponder today is whether you
can think of anyone, anywhere in your life,
who could be experiencing such a situation?
The cosmos is bringing you an opportunity
to make someone’s dreams become a
reality — or, perhaps even better, an
unreality! Lift your spirits. Change your life!
Your four-minute, week-ahead forecast has
important news. Call 0906 751 5602.
WHEN
musicians
join forces and play together, they often
find that they perform better. The same is
often said of sports people. Inspired by
other people’s abilities, we tend to raise
our game. Today, as Jupiter and Saturn
align, you’re being asked to increase
your efforts and reach a higher level. Even
if there is no one around to inspire you,
you’re going to have to try to find an extra
level of energy and commitment. Just
making the effort will be worthwhile. Try
your best today. Your week-ahead, in-depth
forecast could be one of the most rewarding
calls you make. Call 0906 751 5603.
IF YOU speak
to anyone in
marketing, they’ll tell you that presentation is
all-important. When viewed from the right
angle, under the right light, the price people
will pay for something is much higher. It’s only
later, when they get it home, that the more
practical question of its functionality and
suitability arises. Today, as Jupiter and
Saturn make a tricky alignment, it’s worth
remembering that function is more
important than form. All that glisters is
not gold and, as you’ll discover, practicality is
key. Wonderful opportunities arise as the
celestial energies energise your life. For
great news, call 0906 751 5604.
WHEN the
great Joni Mitchell
sang about love she wrote about ‘the
dizzy dancing way that you feel as every
fairy tale comes real’. Yet, later in the
song, she sings about its stresses, too.
It seems that most things in our lives,
including those that make us the most
happy, have double-edges to them.
Recently, you’ve been made aware of the
difficulties of a situation that you’re
emotionally committed to. Over the next
few days, you’ll start to see the positives it
holds. Good news indeed. Want to hear some
priceless information about your week?
Just pick up the phone! Call 0906 751 5605.
MOST
mythological
experts seem to be in agreement that
fairies live all around us, hidden in flowers
and hedgerows, but angels exist in the
ethereal realms among the stars. But
what are the differences between these
two kinds of winged creatures? Which of
them will be of most help to you now? As
Mars settles into your sign, before the arrival
of Venus, you’re being blessed by a kindly sky.
Whether you call on the angels or the fairies,
you’ll receive a response to your request.
With Mars, Venus and the Sun in your sign,
give yourself the best present ever. For
priceless insight. Call 0906 751 5606.WE TEND to
think that
we know just about everything we need
to know about the people closest to us. Yet,
even our longest associations hold the
potential to surprise us. We don’t even
know our own selves as well as we think we
do; in unexpected situations we can be
surprised by the way that we react. Such
moments offer the possibility of breaking
free of old, traditional routines. As Jupiter
links to Saturn today, it brings the chance
to transform part of your life. Seize the
moment. To hear how your life could
significantly change for the better, call your
latest week-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5607.
NONE of us
are blessed
with perfect memories which is perhaps a
most fortunate thing. After all, there are
certain things we’d prefer to forget. But
there are also treasured moments that
we want to hold on to. ‘Treasured’ doesn’t
necessarily always mean positive either.
Every mistake teaches us an invaluable
lesson and, as long as the act of remembering
enables us to free ourselves from a fear, it’s a
good thing. As you acclimatise to an exciting
change, don’t be afraid of looking to the past.
Lift your spirits. Change your life! Your
four-minute, week-ahead forecast has
important news. Call 0906 751 5608.
EVEN
if you
sit down and dedicate time to looking at a
plant, you won’t be able to see it grow. It’s
impossible to witness this process. We’re
only able to notice the change in its size
after spending time occupied by something
else because our powers of perception arefocused on activities that occur at a much
faster rate. And, this is only one of many life
forces that we’re unable to observe. Your
ruler’s link with Saturn may not be easy, but
it begins a process of healing which will be
tangible soon. Do yourself a favour; treat
yourself! There’s exciting news in your
four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5609.
THERE
are lots
of things that you don’t have. Some aren’t
destined to come your way. Some are
attainable if you work hard enough. Yet,
why swim an ocean that doesn’t need to be
swum? Or argue a point that doesn’t need
making? If you’re content with your current
situation, then say so with conviction. But, if
you’re in the process of convincing yourself
not to do something that you ought to do,
as Jupiter links with your ruler, reconsider
your priorities and let them dictate your
path. Just four minutes on the phone
could change your life. For your latest
week-ahead forecast, call 0906 751 5610.
IT’S little
wonder,
when you take a look at what’s going on all
over our planet, that people are saying that
the lunatics have taken over the asylum.
Yet, if the lunatics really had taken over,
we’d be living in a world with a lot more
emphasis on fun, freedom, ingenuity and
creativity. Rather, we seem to be under the
influence of leaders who believe in the
ultimate fantasy... that they’re completely
sane! As Jupiter and Saturn link, you can do
something crazy today. You’d be crazy not
to do it! In a week of celestial creativity,
you can transform your life. For your
week-ahead forecast, call 0906 751 5611.
WHEN we’re
feeling insecure,
we want the cosmos to send us a sign. Then,
when little things happen, we can spend days
analysing the details. The problem is that
they’re so easily misunderstood and
misinterpreted. It would be so much easier
if the universe sent us an email or text with
a message that was unequivocally clear.
Since you’re looking for advice on a difficult
emotional matter, if the signs seem
ambivalent, your best bet is to ignore them.
Your own intuition is all that’s needed, today.
Creative and inspiring times lie ahead
for you. Make the most of this astrological
opportunity. Call 0906 751 5612.TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21
CANCER June 23 - July 23
LEO July 24 - Aug 23
VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23
LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23
SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22
SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21
CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20
AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19
PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20
GEMINI May 22 - June 22
ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20
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