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38 TV TIMES
6.00am Animal Cops Houston:
Six back-to-back episodes.
12.00noon Pit Bulls & Parolees
4.00pm Dr Jeff: Rocky
Mountain Vet: Triple-bill.
7.00 The Bronx Zoo: The keepers
attempt to train a golden eagle.
8.00 The Aquarium: A piranha
needs surgery on its mouth.
9.00 Homestead Rescue: The
Raneys receive a dangerous
request from a family in a
Missouri flood zone. 10.00
Jeremy Wade’s Dark Waters:
Double-bill. 12.00m’t Pit Bulls
& Parolees 2.00am Animal
Cops Houston 4.40 Animal
Airport 5.10 to 6.00am Tanked
6.00am Ice Lake Warriors 7. 0 0
American Pickers 8.00 Deck
Wars 10.00 Hangar 1: The UFO
Files 11.00 The Trump Dynasty
1.00pm Pawn Stars: Back-to-
back editions. 4.00 Storage
Wars: Back-to-back editions.
6.00 Mega Mechanics: A metal
bucket wheel fails at the largest
coal export facility in the world.
7.00 Ancient Impossible:
Double-bill. 9.00 D-Day: Lost
Films: 1 of 2. Rare footage and
interviews from Allied and
German survivors tells the
harrowing story of D-Day.
11.00pm to 6.00am Ancient
Aliens: Back-to-back editions.
6.10am Perfect 7.00 See 11.00pm
7.30 See 11.30pm 8.00 Paul
Hollywood’s Pies & Puds
12.00noon Ottolenghi’s
Mediterranean Island Feast
1.00pm See 11.00pm 1.30 See
11.30pm 2.00 Donal’s Irish
Feast 4.00 John Torode’s
Korean Food Tour
6.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour
of Britain 8.00 Inside Heston’s
World 10.00 Ottolenghi’s
Mediterranean Island Feast
11.00 Atul’s Spice Kitchen:
Malaysia 11.30 Madhur Jaffrey’s
Curry Nation 12.00m’t As
4.00pm 2.00am Teleshopping
5.00 to 6.00am As 4.00pm
8.00am Architects of the Ancient
World 9.00 China’s Megatomb
10.00 Lost Tombs 1.00pm Lost
Treasures of the Maya 3.00
Egypt: Secrets of the Dead
4.00 Lost Gold of the Dark Ages
5.00 Black Pharaohs 6.00 The
Golden Pharaoh 7.00 The Last
Pharaoh 8.00 Egypt’s Sun
King: Secrets and Treasures See
Highlights 9.00 The Egyptian
Job 10.00 Head of John the
Baptist 11.00 Mummies Frozen
in Time 12.00m’t Mystery of
the Himalayan Mummies
1.00am Mystery Mummies of
New Guinea 2.00 to 5.00am
Lost Treasures of the Maya
6.00am Teleshopping 8.00
Law & Order: Back-to-back
episodes. 12.00noon NCIS:
Back-to-back episodes.
7.00pm Private Eyes: Shade
finds himself caught up in the
middle of a hostage situation.
8.00 Major Crimes: Double-bill.
2 of 4. The team investigates
Phil Stroh’s past; 3 of 4. and
Rusty unearths an important
clue as Stroh makes progress
towards his objective. 10.00
Law & Order: Special Victims
Unit: Back-to-back episodes.
2.00am CSI: Miami:
Double-bill. 4.00 Numb3rs
5.00 to 6.00am Teleshopping
6.00am Teleshopping 7.1 0
Murdoch Mysteries 9.00 Miss
Marple 2.00pm The Inspector
Alleyn Mysteries 4.00 Death in
Paradise: Triple bill. A student
is found dead with a gun in her
hand; Humphrey investigates
the death of a scientist studying
a volcano; and a student is
pushed off a cliff to her death.
8.00 New Tricks: Triple-bill,
including: The case of a missing
scientist is reopened; and the
team reinvestigates a biker-
gang leader’s death. 11.00
Waco 12.10am New Tricks 3.15
Murdoch Mysteries 4.00 to
6.00am Teleshopping
6.10am The Bill: Back-to-back
episodes. 11.00 Tipping Point:
Back-to-back editions.
7.00pm Outnumbered: Auntie
Angela flies over from America
when Grandad falls ill.
7.40 My Family: Double-bill.
Susan thinks she is pregnant;
and a French exchange student
arrives. 9.00 Miranda: Triple
bill, including Stevie and
Miranda compete for a new
friend’s attention. 11.00 Love
Connection 12.00m’t Louis
Theroux’s LA Stories 1.00am
Kids with Guns – Stacey Dooley
Investigates 1.50 Dickensian
3.00 to 6.10am Teleshopping
6.00am On the Case with Paula
Zahn 8.00 Killer In Plain Sight
9.00 Motives & Murders 10.00
Motive to Murder 11.00
Murdertown 12.00noon First
48 1.00pm Crimes That Shook
Britain 3.00 Nightmare in
Suburbia 4.00 Homicide: Hours
to Kill 5.00 Homicide Hunter
6.00 Murder for Hire 7.00 I Was a
Child Bride: The Untold Story
9.00 Sex, Lies and Murder
10.00 I Lived with a Killer 11.00
24 to Life 12.00m’t Escaping
Polygamy 1.00am Police Patrol
2.00 Sex, Lies and Murder 3.00
Crimes That Shook Britain
5.00 to 6.00am First 48
6.00am Say Yes to the Dress:
Back-to-back editions. 9.30
Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta
10.00 Say Yes to the Dress:
Lancashire 1.00pm Curvy
Brides Boutique 3.00 Cake
Boss: Back-to-back editions.
8.00 Outdaughtered: Busby
Quints: Double-bill.
10.00 My New Face: Body Bizarre
11.00 My Chin Keeps Growing:
Body Bizarre 12.00m’t
Outdaughtered: Busby Quints
2.00am My New Face: Body
Bizarre 3.00 Say Yes to the
Dress 4.30 Say Yes to the Dress:
Atlanta 5.00 to 6.00am Say
Yes to the Dress: Lancashire
8.00am Monk (S8, ep9) 9.00
Bones (S9, ep2) 10.00 NCIS
(S16, ep3) 11.00 The Mentalist
(S7, ep4) 12.00noon NCIS (S16,
ep4) 1.00pm Bones (S9, ep3)
2.00 NCIS (S16, ep5) 3.00 The
Mentalist (S7, ep5) 4.00 Bones
(S9, ep4) 5.00 NCIS (S16, ep6)
6.00 The Mentalist (S7, ep6)
7.00 NCIS: New Orleans (S5, ep8)
8.00 NCIS (S13, ep8) 9.00
Lucifer 10.00 Family Guy 11.00
American Dad! 11.30 People of
Earth 12.00m’t Family Guy
1.00am American Dad! 2.00
Family Guy 3.00 American
Dad! 4.00 Monk (S8, ep9)
5.00 to 8.00am Teleshopping
6.00am Passions 7.00 Sons of
Vienna 7.30 Tales of the
Unexpected 10.00 Marlene
Dietrich 11.00 Grace Kelly
12.00noon Lauren Bacall
1.00pm Deborah Kerr 2.00
Ingrid Bergman 3.00 Robin
Hood: The First Celebrity
Outlaw 4.00 Classic Albums
6.00 Queen 7.00 David Bowie
8.00 The Making of Marc Bolan
9.00 f Joan Jett: Bad
Reputation 11.00 Punk 12.10am
My View: Clem Burke 1.10 Here
to Be Heard: Story of the Slits
3.00 Sid Vicious: Who Killed
Nancy? 5.00 to 6.00am Lauren
Bacall: A Look from the Sky
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6.00am Star Trek: Voyager 8.00
Teleshopping 11.00 f
Simply Irresistible ‡
(1999) 1.00 f Lara Croft:
Tomb Raider ° (2001)
3.00 f Lara Croft Tomb
Raider: Cradle of Life ‡
(2003) 5.10 f Dragonball
Evolution fl (2009)
7.00 f Vice Versa ‡
(1988) 9.00 f Phone
Booth ° (2002) 10.50
f Hard Rain ‡
(1997) 1.00 f The
Shepherd fl (2008) 3.00
Star Trek: The Next Generation
4.00 to 6.00am f
American Warships fl (2012)
7.1 0 Only Fools and Horses
Del Boy plans a spot of
salmon-poaching. (S)
7.50 Britain’s Greatest
Comedian A panel of nine
comedians, actors and
writers come together to
establish the definitive
answer, based on a public
vote that has narrowed
the contenders to 30. (S)
10.50 Mrs Brown’s Boys
A hypnotist provides the
entertainment at the
triplets’ baptism; and Mark
delivers sad news. (S)
6.00 Jeremy Wade’s Dark
Waters Jeremy heads to
Australia to investigate
an underwater attack.
7.00 Alaskan Bush People
The Wolfpack kids are
desperate to finish building
their houses in time.
8.00 Fast N’ Loud The crew tries
to make history with a
record-breaking profit.
9.00 Deadliest Catch Arctic
super-storm Elsa intensifies.
10.00 Master of Arms Making
a ball and chain flail and
a Joan of Arc sword.
6.00 Nothing to Declare
Back-to-back editions. (S)
9.00 Murders That Shocked the
Nation The case of Derek
Bentley, who was hanged
for the murder of a
policeman during a burglary
in 1952, even though it
was his accomplice who
pulled the trigger. (S)
10.00 Britain’s Most Evil Killers
A detective discusses
investigating the Yorkshire
Ripper, Peter Sutcliffe,
who murdered 13 women
between 1975 and 1981. (S)
6.00 Without a Trace Triple-bill.
The team reopens the case
of a woman who vanished
from her home. (S2, ep16);
Jack must investigate the
disappearance of a
serviceman. (S2, ep17); and
a man goes missing after
an argument. (S2, ep18) (S)
9.00 Succession Double-bill.
Roman and Kendall attempt
to sway the board, while
Shiv explores her options in
Washington, DC; and the
Roys gather for a family
therapy session. (S)
6.00 The Simpsons Back-to-
back episodes, including:
Bart befriends a former
schoolboy prankster. (S)
8.00 A League of Their Own
James Corden introduces
out-takes and pranks from
the latest series. (S)
9.00 f^ Gone in Sixty
Seconds Action thriller
starring Nicolas Cage as a
legendary former car thief
who rounds up his old gang
to steal 50 cars in one night
in a bid to save his brother’s
life. (W)(S) ‡ (2000)
11.25 Men Behaving Badly: Triple-bill
of the comedy series. (S)
1.20 am Dylan Moran: Aim Low:
Stand-up comedy performance
from the Black Books star.
2.25 Men Behaving Badly (S)
3.30 Spaced: Comedy. (S)
4.00 to 6.00am Teleshopping
11.00 n Return to Chernobyl
12.00 m’t Chasing Classic Cars
1.00 am Supertruckers
2.00 Kindig Customs
3.00 Deadliest Catch
3.50 Guardians of the Glades
4.40 American Chopper
5.30 to 6.00am How It’s Made
11.00 Criminal Minds: Triple-bill,
including: Two bodies are found
with nearly 50 stab wounds each.
(S6, ep19); and the agents track a
female serial killer. (S6, ep20) (S)
2.00 am Brit Cops: Law & Disorder (S)
3.00 Paramedics:
5.00 to 6.00am Nothing to Declare (S)
11.20 Succession: Triple-bill, including:
Tom has a bachelor party to
remember; and the Roy family
assembles at an English castle. (S)
2.50 am Last Week Tonight with John
Oliver: A satirical look at news.
3.25 Girls (S)
4.00 to 6.00am Fish Town (S)
11.20 Micky Flanagan’s Out Out Tour: A
performance by the comedian. (S)
1.20 am An Idiot Abroad: Karl
reflects on his travels. (S)
2.20 Warrior (S)
3.10 Road Wars: Thames Valley Police
combat vehicle crime. (S)
4.00 to 6.00am Motorway Patrol (S)
6.00 am Teleshopping
- 3 5 Steptoe and Son (S)
8.10 A Sharp Intake of Breath
8.40 The Interviews (S)
9.40 Porridge: Inside Out (S)
10.40 Miranda: Double-bill. (S)
12.00 noon The Vicar of Dibley (S)
12.35 pm Only Fools and Horses:
Back-to-back episodes, including:
Rodney joins the residents’
committee; Rodney tires of being
Del’s dogsbody; and Del tries to
find love at a dating agency. (S)
6.00 am Kindig Customs
9.00 Fast N’ Loud: Double-bill.
11.00 Supertruckers: Double-bill.
1.00 pm Combat Dealers: Bruce tries
a parachute jump; and 2.00 Bruce
Crompton visits Germany.
3.00 Savage Builds: Adam teams up
with Peter Jackson to restore a
deadly fleet of fighter planes.
4.00 You Have Been Warned: Featuring
a propane tank submarine; and
5.00 A car driven by an I-Pad
and a gummy bear explosion.6.00 am The Real A & E (S)
7.00 Paramedics
9.00 Highway Cops (S)
10.00 Highway Patrol (S)
11.00 Motorway Patrol (S)
12.00 noon Brit Cops: Law & Disorder (S)
2.00 pm Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK:
Double-bill, including: Police
officers in west Wales deal with a
dangerous domestic incident. (S)
4.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response:
Tracking down drug-dealers. (S)
5.00 Nothing to Declare (S)6.00 am The British (S)
7.00 The Guest Wing (S)
8.00 David Attenborough’s
Galapagos: Triple-bill. (S)
11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation:
Back-to-back episodes, including:
A manager is found dead. (S9,
ep13); and a suicide sheds new
light on a case. (S9, ep14) (S)
4.00 pm Without a Trace: Double-bill.
A female bounty hunter vanishes.
(S2, ep14); and a 12-year-old boy
goes missing. (S2, ep15) (S)6.00 am Modern Family (S)
8.00 Premier League Years (S)
10.00 n What’s Up TV
10.30 n Soccer AM With John
Fendley and Jimmy Bullard.
12.00 noon Hawaii Five-0: Triple-bill,
including: Chin discovers the
identity of the man who killed his
father. (S4, ep13); and McGarrett
and Danny are kidnapped by an
escaped convict. (S4, ep14) (S)
3.00 pm Gillette Soccer Saturday
5.00 The Simpsons (S)9.00 Gone in Sixty Seconds 6.00 Without a Trace 9.00 Murders That Shocked the Nation 7.50 Britain’s Greatest Comedian 6.00 Jeremy Wade’s Dark Waters