You South Africa – 08 August 2019

(Romina) #1
What a pity you can’t read tea leaves
anymore because they’ve been reduced
to dust. Two teaspoons to a bag and no
sign of taste.
ANNE, NORTHPINE

When the Mount Nelson Hotel in Cape
Town is robbed by a band of armed men
it begs the question: will tourists feel safe
coming here? I don’t feel safe at all.
WENDY, MIDRAND

I was interested to read the two letters
about bad drivers (YOU Say, 25 July).
Here in Cape Town the norm is never to
use indicators, never to stop at stop
streets and to tailgate the driver ahead of
you. And why? You never see these bad
drivers being caught, so lawlessness on
the roads prevails.
MOXIE, EMAIL

I went to my local bookstore to buy my
crossword dictionary and because I
spent so much money in the store they
gave me a free copy of Nelson Mandela’s
book Long Walk to Freedom. What a
lovely surprise.
ADDICTED TO PUZZLES, EMAIL

Smokers often throw their cigarette
butts on the ground, stamp on them and
walk away. This habit is dreadful for
the environment but so typical of many
smokers. Clearly an indication of a tar-
nished person.
ROBERT, SMS

Am I old-fashioned? I get annoyed when
someone I don’t know and have obvious-
ly never met SMSes me and addresses
me by my first name. Who gives them
the right to do this? In my opinion they
have no manners and put the company
they represent in a poor light.
PENNY LANE, EMAIL

he still finds me beautiful and would still


fight for a kiss.
If anything, the distance has made our
love stronger and more meaningful. I be-


lieve every relationship should get into
long-distance mode for a time. It makes
you realise the relationship’s true worth.
It tests your bond, trust and understand-


ing. It makes you celebrate your every mo-
ment together more.
With the way it’s going, I know our love
will age like red wine.


DINEO MAKALA, RIAMARPARK


BLACK AND WHITE


I read your article about black celebs em-
bracing light skin (YOU, 18 July) with in-
terest. I’m a retired medical technologist
and I worked at a sperm bank. I used to


interview and counsel prospective
sperm recipients.
With white people, hair and eye colour


were the important factors, but with
black recipients we had to “grade” the
levelof“blackness”.Mostpopularwere


IN BRIEF


the lighter skin tones and least popular
the very dark shades of black.
PEGGYBIRRELL,EMAIL

THATTINGLINGSENSATION
Sjoe! I just had an aha moment reading
about Brad Pitt (YOU, 14 July). I got as far
as the paragraph about what excessive
drinking can cause and stopped. My hus-
band drinks excessively and complained
of tingling in his fingertips. I suggested it
could be carpal tunnel syndrome but
now I know it’s not. He’s since left to be
where he can drink with no restrictions. 
ENLIGHTENED, EMAIL

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YOUNEWS
Recycling conundrums
I totally agree with Puzzled (YOU Say,
25 July) regarding your article on re-
cycling (YOU, 11 July).
We’re constantly urged to recycle
our plastic to avoid it landing up in the
oceans and decimating marine life.
But now the article reveals that de-
spite the triangular recycling logo on
plastics we shouldn’t take that to
mean the item is in fact recyclable!
To further muddy the waters we’re
told not to mix soft plastics with hard
plastics as the soft plastics are flimsy
and clog up sorting equipment.
So are we now to believe we must
take only the hard plastic to the recy-
cling drop-off point and throw the rest
away with the normal trash? It’s all
very confusing.
I also agree with Puzzled that it’s
impossible to remove labels.
ROZ SIMPSON, EMAIL
SThis is a handy tip to remove labels.
Break the surface of the label – most
today have a hard shiny surface. Apply
a drop of oil – I use cooking oil but any
type will do. Then leave it to soak well.
I usually leave it overnight.
You’ ll find it easy now to remove the
label as the oil ruins whatever type of
glue or adhesive has been used. Now
you can just clean off the residue with
some sort of spirit using tissue or pa-
per towel.
This works for me every time.
Thanks for a great magazine.
MARION WEST, EMAIL
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