The New York Times International - 13.08.2019

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Every car can accelerate, brake and
turn. But only the Tesla Model X can put
on a three-minute dance performance.
The windows open, the speakers blast
a holiday carol, the exterior lights flash
in sequence, the front doors open and
close, and the gull-wing doors rise, arch
and flap to the music.
That roboshow is a so-called Easter
egg: an undocumented feature in a tech
product, set in motion by a sequence of
commands that nobody would hit acci-
dentally.
Over the years, Easter eggs in tech
products have largely disappeared (ex-
cept in video games). Like any other
software, Easter eggs, so named for the
hunt to find them, cost time and money
to design, build and debug. Why would a
tech company develop features it can’t
advertise or even reveal?
In the beginning, the answer was re-
venge. In 1976, Warner Communica-
tions bought Atari, the video game
maker. The game designer Warren Rob-
inett, then 25, chafed under his new em-
ployer.
“There was a culture clash between
the New York people and the California
people,” Mr. Robinett said. “We wore T-
shirts, and had long hair and beards, and
came to work whenever we pleased.”
Worst of all, the new bosses had no in-
tention of giving credit to the authors of
their games. And so, as an act of civil dis-
obedience, Mr. Robinett built what is
generally credited as the first Easter
egg into his game “Adventure” — a
flashing, colored credits screen that
read “Created by Warren Robinett.”
To avoid detection by Atari’s testers,
he hid it in a secret “room” of the video
game, accessed by a convoluted se-
quence of steps involving a maze, a
bridge and a one-pixel “key” that he
called The Dot. His bid for recognition
eventually paid off spectacularly — in
Steven Spielberg’s 2018 movie “Ready
Player One.” To save his world at the
movie’s climax, Parzival, the hero, must
play Atari “Adventure” and unlock its
Easter egg. “You see, Warren Robinett
was proud of Adventure,” Parzival ex-
plains as he plays. “That’s why he creat-
ed the first digital Easter egg!”
These days, Easter eggs are anything
but acts of defiance. They are meant to
entertain, to lure potential hires, to pay
tribute to executives — or to amuse the
programmers themselves.

GOOGLE’S MARIO MAPS
At Google, there is a long tradition of
Easter eggs, which have the full support
of the company.
“It helps establish software as an art
form, following in the footsteps of paint-
ers and musicians and craftspeople
sneaking little jokes and references into
their work for literally centuries,” said
Dan Sandler, who works on the Android
smartphone software.
Mr. Sandler has built an eggy surprise
into every version of Android since 2011.

For the current version — Android P —
he created a secret painting app.
“One of the themes in the P release
was ‘digital well being,’ the idea that you
should be able to choose a balance of
screen time and non-screen time,” he
said. “In my paint app, over time, the
strokes you draw fade away to nothing,
like a Zen drawing board.” (He notes
that you can tap the hourglass to pause

the timer, “if you must.”)
There’s no Save command, either.
“This is another Zen thing: Don’t cling
to your creations,” he said.
In the Google Maps division, the best-
known Easter egg appeared on March
10, 2018. It was International Mario Day
(Mar10, get it?), celebrating the goofy
Italian plumber from Nintendo’s video
games.

On that day, the usual blue dot on the
map, representing your location as you
drive, appeared as Mario in his little go-
kart. The project was a collaboration
with Nintendo, which supplied the 3-D
Mario artwork and audio recordings of
Mario’s cheery voice (“Woo hoo! Let’s a-
go!”).
“To be honest, I wasn’t super excited
about the idea,” said Munish Dabas, the

Google Maps interface lead. “The last
thing we wanted is something we’d get a
lot of negative feedback or press about.”
But Mario Maps was a social-media
hit. “The only negative feedback I saw
was people asking, ‘Why can’t we have
this as a permanent feature?’ ” he said.
Easter eggs have become so en-
trenched in Google’s culture that two
Google Search engineers, Josh Ain and
Colin Tincknell, have informally formal-
ized the practice. They give talks for col-
leagues about creating Easter eggs;
maintain an internal email group about
Easter eggs (called “Poultry”); and
have created software tools that make it
“ridiculously easy” for their colleagues
to add Easter eggs to Google search re-
sults.
(If you’ve seen “Avengers:
Endgame,” don’t miss their finest work.
Search for “Thanos” and then click the
bejeweled gauntlet icon.)
“We focus on how much people are
sharing this, how much people are de-
lighted by it,” said Mr. Ain. “And we
think it’s good for Google.”

JEFF BEZOS’ THANK-YOU
At Amazon, the only known Easter eggs
were planted by Amazon’s chief execu-
tive and founder, Jeff Bezos.

One is a permanent tribute to David
Risher, the man Mr. Bezos charged with
transforming the Amazon of 1997 — an
online bookstore — into an everything
store. That took Mr. Risher five and a
half years. At that point, having built
Amazon’s stores into a $4 billion enter-
prise, Mr. Risher decided to move on.
Just before Mr. Risher’s departure, at
his final all-company meeting, Mr. Be-
zos called him up to the stage. The Ama-
zon website appeared on the big screen.
Beneath the copyright date on Ama-
zon’s store-directory page, Mr. Bezos
had hidden an invisible link. It opens a
secret note: “Thank You, David Risher,”
it begins. “Your contributions will live
forever in the form of an ever-evolving
Amazon.com.”
“And he does his laugh,” Mr. Risher
said. “And I’m like, ‘Oh my god!’ And
then we gave each other this huge hug.”

A TASTY TREAT VIA WORDPRESS
Sometimes, an Easter egg’s target is
neither the public nor a cherished em-
ployee. It’s prospective hires.
That’s why Matt Mullenweg, co-cre-
ator of the WordPress web-creation soft-
ware, has built so many Easter eggs into
his company’s website, Automattic.com.
If, for example, you return to a certain
job on the company’s hiring site more
than five times, a message appears:
“We couldn’t help but notice that you’ve
visited this page a few times. Give a shot
and apply already!”
Another Easter egg on that site is so
hidden, fewer than a dozen people have
ever found it, Mr. Mullenweg said. He
has hired almost all of them. He prefers
not to describe the Easter egg, so it can
continue its work as a test for potential
applicants.
He is also responsible for the Easter
egg that’s hiding 5,274 words into the
WordPress Terms of Service page, in a
paragraph called “Disclaimer of War-
ranties.” It says: “If you’re actually
reading this, here’s a treat.”
The link then opens a photograph of
beef brisket and a tribute to Memphis
Minnie’s, a San Francisco barbecue
restaurant. Mr. Mullenweg noted that
because he makes this Terms of Service
document available to anyone, “this
Easter egg has actually been copied into
many other companies’ terms of serv-
ice, without them reading or noticing it.”

TESLA’S DANCES AND ROMANCES
As for Tesla’s dancing-car trick: It joins
a long list of animated surprises that
Tesla drivers can summon.
Those include Romance Mode (the
screen in the car displays a crackling
fireplace as a mood-setting pop song be-
gins to play); Santa Mode (your car’s
icon on the screen becomes a sleigh,
snowflakes fall, and the turn signal
produces the sound of jingle bells); and
what Tesla engineers call Emissions
Testing Mode (you, the driver, can trig-
ger the sound of flatulence emerging
from any of the car’s seats).
Eventually, Tesla’s engineers made
them easier to find: Today, a single
screen offers icons to tap for most of
them. But not all. Tesla has confirmed
that its cars still contain Easter eggs
that nobody has yet discovered.
The hunt continues.

The secret history of ‘Easter eggs’


Clockwise from top: A three-minute dance performance by the Tesla Model X is an “Easter egg,” or hidden feature; Tesla cars also have a “romance mode,” another surprise where
the center screen shows a video of a crackling fireplace and a pop song begins to play; and an Easter egg produced by Google Maps in collaboration with Nintendo.

ERIN BRETHAUER AND TIM HUSSIN FOR THE NEW YORK TIMES

Quirky surprises hidden
in software by Google,
Tesla, Amazon and others

BY DAVID POGUE

GOOGLE ERIN BRETHAUER AND TIM HUSSIN FOR THE NEW YORK TIMES

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tech

How do New York Times journalists use
technology in their jobs and in their
personal lives? John Herrman, a re-
porter for the Styles desk who covers
the internet, discussed the tech he’s
using.

What are your most important tech
tools for doing your work?
I’ve never really taken an inventory
like this. It’s kind of depressing!
I’m looking back at a decade of
doomed attempts to figure out a new
work flow, to assemble just the right
set of tools or to conjure some sort of
productivity spirit out of the App Store,
somehow — and not much stuck.
I’m right back
where I was in 2009:
typing on a few-
years-old MacBook,
stressed out listen-
ing to my iPhone
buzz away on my
desk, typing into
Gmail and a work
chat window, making
any remotely impor-
tant calls on land-
lines and recording
people with a little
voice recorder. I guess I use my smart-
phone more? I suppose this makes
some sense. We expect to be able to
borrow the tech industry’s latest tools
to monitor and investigate the tech
industry. I don’t think it’s a coincidence
that they’re not especially useful for
this particular purpose!
There’s one tool I added that I ha-
ven’t given up on, although using it can
feel a bit like giving up: Simplenote.
It’s a notes app that is as close to a
searchable pile of paper as you can get.
You make a new note, type into it, and
then you make another new note, and
you type into that. You just do that

forever until you have thousands of
notes that you can sort in a few ways,
but that aren’t really organized in any
meaningful sense of the word.
I’m sure there are people who tag
their Simplenotes, or otherwise think
of them in some sort of structured way,
but I just add them to the heap and
then search for names or words and
see what comes up. It has turned out to
be a really nice way to annotate the
frequently, and I think intentionally,
disorienting experience of being on-
line. So I like Simplenote.
I appreciate Google Calendar for
related reasons. It’s one of the many
clocks missing from the casino wall.

As someone who lives and breathes
this stuff, which tech trends do you
love and which do you hate?
I’m trying and failing to “live and
breathe this stuff” a bit less lately, and
I don’t appreciate what seems to hap-
pen when I try.
Each time I step even an inch away
from a service — let’s say not logging
in to Facebook or Twitter for a while —
I get this little reminder of what I
actually mean to them. There’s a flood
of messages, of fresh notifications, of
humanoid emails with subject lines like
“We miss you” or sort of unearned
claims that my friends miss me, or
whatever.
They almost instantly abuse what-
ever privileges you had given them to
contact you, because why wouldn’t
they?
This is new territory for companies
that are used to always growing. It
doesn’t bode so well for what might
happen if or when any of them end up
in real decline.

So what about a tech trend that you
think is good?
The best tech trend right now, broadly
speaking, is public hearings about Big
Tech.
On the surface, these are often vex-
ing spectacles. I’ll grant that it’s frus-
trating to watch questioners seem to
fumble with the details, or even basics,

of tech issues, but it’s also a good way
to learn what lawmakers believe the
underlying issues actually are. There
are genuinely different approaches on
display, and they hinge less on granu-
lar detail than on ideology. For exam-
ple, some liberals tend to believe that
platforms can ultimately be adjusted
and fixed. Leftists may suggest they’re
inherently problematic, and should be
reined in. Some on the right seem to
think that a better Big Tech is simply a
cowed Big Tech that has been made
very aware of its particular grievances.
Subject expertise can, and will, be
adapted to these very different ends.
While it may be funny and galling
that Congressman Morsecode acciden-
tally called it “The Twitters,” can you

really say you understand the first
thing about what Twitter’s working
definition of harassment is? What gets
you barred there? Sometimes the
dumbest-sounding questions actually
arethe best ones, particularly when
you’re dealing with companies that
need us to accept information asym-
metry as a business model.

You often write about issues that
technology has wrought. What do you
think are some of the biggest tech
problems, and how do you deal with
them personally?
There isn’t a single such issue that
doesn’t implicate advertising in some
way, and advertising is so deeply inter-
twined with the web and the rest of the

consumer internet that it’s quite diffi-
cult, often by design, to conceive of a
world in which it’s less important.
For example, I won’t tell everyone to
block ads. It’s complicated, especially
from these pages! But that’s what I do,
in as many ways as possible. I exclude
sites from my ad blockers as I deem
necessary. This “whitelist” is pretty
substantial, and mostly includes other
news organizations. It’s an imperfect
solution. I just don’t think exposure to
advertising is a healthy default for any
environment where we spend a lot of
time.

Which tech platforms do you think
wield the most power, and what
should people do to ensure their data

and overall lives are not beholden to
Big Tech?
Amazon could really hold the world
hostage on a moment’s notice, but I
suppose Google could, too.
I don’t think there’s a data-hygienic
way to use any of the ad-supported
platforms. That’s part of the deal, and I
think most suggestions otherwise are
either mistaken or deliberate diver-
sions and a waste of time.
Facebook isn’t free; loss of privacy is
just one of the costs. Uber is conven-
ient for riders because of what it asks
of drivers, of cities and of public roads.
It’s not so hard to understand the
benefits and costs of older technologies
this way — cars poison the air, newspa-
pers pulp trees — and it only benefits
any moment’s “big tech” to exempt it
from such interpretations.

Outside of work, what tech product
are you currently obsessed with?
Mubi! It’s a streaming app that hosts
30 films at a time — a new one shows
up every day, and the oldest one
leaves. It’s like having a really good
independent or repertory movie the-
ater in your house, or on your phone.
(You can also download movies for
flights, or for when you’re keeping
your phone offline.) You’ll probably
treat it as if it were a real-life small
movie theater, and not use it as much
as you wish you would, but you’ll
rarely regret it when you do. And it’s
$11 a month.

If you could tell people to do one
thing today with their personal tech
to improve their lives, what would it
be?
Get a $20 shower radio, AM/FM. Ours
looks like a fish and I use it almost
every day, usually for news, sometimes
for music. If you’re a morning shower
person, don’t check your phone before
you check your fish. If evening, no
phones after.
A fully loaded smartphone is a per-
fectly greedy device; it has no respect
for your time. This radio worked for
me to get away from that.

Untangling the internet the old-fashioned way


Tech We’re Using


FEATURING JOHN HERRMAN

When it comes to tech, John Herrman, a Times reporter, says he’s trying and failing to “live and breathe this stuff” a bit less lately.

BRITTAINY NEWMAN/THE NEW YORK TIMES

The best
tech trend
right now,
broadly
speaking, is
public
hearings
about Big
Tech.

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