Dispatches
CONTENTS
Departments
6 SEPTEMBER 2019 THE ATLANTIC
On the Cover
VOL. 324–NO. 3
10 The Conversation
96 The Big Question
What is the greatest
movie quote of all time?
© John Francis Ficara,
all rights reserved
SKETCH
18 The Sex-
Scene Coach
BY KATE JULIAN
Onscreen intimacy is
endangered. Can
Alicia Rodis save it?
BUSINESS
22 Why Are
Washing Machines
Learning to
Play the Harp?
BY LAURA BLISS
Appliance makers believe
more and better chimes,
alerts, and jingles make
for happier customers.
Are they right?
STUDY OF STUDIES
24 Laws of
Attraction
BY BEN HEALY
Beards, scars, red clothes,
and other scientifically
proven sources of sex appeal
TECH
26 Games Boys Play
BY SPENCER A. KLAVAN
How Gears of War
helped me come out
BIG IN ... THE NETHERLANDS
21 The War
on Tourists
BY RENE CHUN
Outnumbered by drunk
and disorderly visitors,
the Dutch fight back.
14 SOCIETY
Meritocracy’s Miserable
Winners
BY DANIEL MARKOVITS
The system that’s widened the gap between the rich
and everyone else has also turned elite life into an endless,
terrible competition. Maybe there’s a way out.
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