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Please, dear
god, someone
teach me
how to shop for
groceries
My b o d y is 90 p e rc e nt f roze n piz za,
8 percent ramen, and 2
percent veggie burgers. @ me.
By EMMA BATY
CO
NFESSAY
AdultingEdi
tion!
18 Cosmopolitan September 2019