THREEIYO,
Christmas lights
should be used
for...a Trees?b Glowing up my
windows! Their
light is like an IRL
filter!c Shoving into empty
wine bottles and
plugging them in
when guests come
over, obviously.ONEYou’re in the
mood to redecorate,
so you go Amazon-
Priming for...a A tastefully framed
abstract print that
will look perfect in
my “at home, bored”
Instagrams.b Something fun under
$30. Maybe one of
those marquee signs?c Well, this tapestry takes
up a lot of room, so IDK
if I need new stuff.FOURWhat’s your
stance on hampers?a Pro. I have a wicker
one in the corner. Best
$40 I ever spent.b I have the collapsible
one from my freshman
year. It will outlive me
and my future children.c I use a designated
chair. It counts.FIVEIt’s a Sunday
morning. You’re
currently snuggling
up in...a A pile of throw pillows
and an accent blanket.b My fluffy-ass duvet and
the pillows I sleep on.c My stuffed animals
and some fuzzy white
pillows—or maybe my
fuzzy white rug if I’m
hungover.SIXHey: Where’s
the towel you
showered with this
morning?a On the wooden rack I
installed myself, tyvm.b I have one of those
metal hangy things on
my door.c Gooood Q. The floor?
Maybe?MOSTLY A’S
You live at
HomeGoods.Your bedroom
is *actually*
#ApartmentPorn.
Age appropriate?
Sure.
Sophisticated?
Kinda. Not
embarrassing
if anyone visits
at 2 a.m.? Def.
Give any of your
friends who got
C’s on this quiz a
design assist.MOSTLY B’S
You’re doing
amazing,
sweetie.You’ve officially
started to dabble in
the decor arts, and
that’s great. You’re,
like, one non-poster
piece of art away
from truly calling
yourself a Grown.MOSTLY C’S
You read-
ing this from
your dorm
room rn?Somebody call
Bobby Berk,
because your setup
screams “eternally
21.” If you’re legit
21, cool. If not,
please see every
“A” answer in this
quiz and visit your
nearest laptop
to order renter’s-
insurance-worthy
accessories.Technically, Christmas lights aren’t a lamp. By EMMA BATY
TWOWhat’s
your headboard
situation?a I got a tufted one
at West Elm as
soon as I got a
raise.b I mean, I bought
it off the girl
who lived here
before me...but it’s
actually nice.c Nonexistent.How “college”
is
your bedroom?TRIVIAQ:WhichfamousmodelclosedC
hristianSiriano’sFebruary 2019 fashionshow?True adulting
= keeping a
plant alive for
six months.
AdultingEdi
tion!youBEDROOM:ALYSSAROSENHECK.INTERIOR^ DESIGN:ELSIELARSONOF^ ABEAUTIFULMESS.^ALL^ OTHERS:^GETTY^ IMAGES.^22