Cosmopolitan USA – September 2019

We asked you every money question you’re not asking

your friends. By TAYLOR ANDREWS

Wanna weigh

in? Follow us on

Twitter for our

next poll.

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Wait, you make HOW much?

Be honest:

Are you actually happy

with your salary?

Do you make more than your #WorkWife?

8%

Considering I spend most of my

days art-directing office

#OOTD selfies, it’s good.

40 %

I mean, it’s fine, but I’m always

in search of a few extra hundos.

52%

No, but I’m putting in the werk

now to swim in diamonds later.

So when, IYO, is the right time

to request mo’ money?

37%

When the CEO

you’ve never met

signs a “Congrats

on one year!” letter.

57%

When you’re

canceling BIP

watch parties

to work late.

6 %

When your

boss starts using

you as a couples

therapist.

6

4

8

percent of you make $100K

or more. (Hi! Invite us to

your yacht and give us

your HBO password, pls.)

percent of you make 45K

or less. Raise your hand

if you’re hustling hard

for that $100K life.

Who are you most comfy

talking money with?

9%

No one. I’d literally rather talk

about my sex life with my father.

1 2%

M y c o w o r ke r s. We l l, o n l y w h e n

we’re not discussing my beef

with Terry, the office manager.

31 %

My friends. Help us, we’re poor.

4 8%

My mom. She knows what an IRA is

and I haven’t googled it yet.

Let’s chat savings.

Do you have any?

27%

Yep. My

bank app is

real sneaky

about helping

me save.

Ble$$ up.

44 %

I direct-deposit a bit of

my paycheck each month.

See you soon, bb!

29%

LOL, sure. Also,

Katy Perry is

JonBenét Ramsey.

16 % I do, but only because CBD Zens me out

enough to actually ask for a raise.

39% She earns more than I do.

I’m here for the sympathy HH frosés!

4 5% Wait, I’m supposed to know this?

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