Cosmopolitan USA – September 2019

PISCES

(02.19–03.20)

Group texts driving you

completely insane? You could

get new buds—your Google

Cal is packed with ops to meet

new faces—or you could just

talk to your friends about it IRL.

Hiii, growth! Either way, your

friendships get stronger.

AQUARIUS

(01.20–02.18)

You’re not the DTR type, but

Virgo season is activating your

chart’s zone of intimacy, and

damn you’re in your feels.

Also, horny. Still, this sexy

energy is pushing you to form

deep emotional bonds instead

of hooking up casually.

CAPRICORN

(12.22– 01.19)

This Virgo mood is blowing up

your chart’s travel sector. Now

is when to take that Insta-perf

trip you’ve been obsessing

over. If you don’t have

anything booked, squeeze in

an impromptu vacay—trust,

any planning stress is worth it.

SCORPIO

(10.23–11.21)

Oh heeey! You’re on a happy

high thanks to a stacked inbox

of party invites and just as

many new ’gram followers.

This confidence boost looks

good on you, and if you’re in

the mood for some hookups,

there’s literally no better time.

SAGITTARIUS

(11.22–12.21)

Yo u r b o s s is f in a l l y gi v in g yo u

the credit you deserve and

your paycheck is looking extra

t hi c c. H o l d o n t o t h o s e $$$s

because when Libra season

starts on the 23rd, you’re

splurging on, well, everything

(as you should).

LIBRA

(09.23–10.22)

You’re drowning in complex

feels, which come pouring out

a s wo rd vo m. S o m e a d v i c e:

STFU. (Love you, mean it.)

You’re the most social sign, so

of course you wanna talk

everything out, but right now is

all about keeping calm.

VIRGO

(08.23–09.22)

There’s a stellium (an effing lot

of planets) in your sign, so

m o s t p e o p l e a re in c o m p l e t e

harmony with you. On the off

chance some dramz happens

anyway, Venus in Libra on the

14th blesses your finances for

some retail therapy.

LEO

(07.23–08.22)

You’re stuck at work and

focused on getting that bread

right now, but Jupiter (the lucki-

est planet) is activated in your

chart’s love/sex zone at the

end of the month. Your already

outgoing sign is now attracting

pretty much everyone.

CANCER

(06.21–07.22)

T his t im e o f y e a r is e x t ra

social for your introverted

sign. You’re making plans

and *gasp* actually show-

ing up to them. Bonus: You’re

also meeting a lot of new

people—including a possi-

b l e b o o. I t ’s t h r i v e s e a s o n.

GEMINI

(05.21–06.20)

The vibe is extra cozy, helping

you make your pad look super

cute. All those Pinterest boards

dripping in throw pillows will

pay off come Libra season,

when your love life glows up

and Netflix and chilling

becomes top priority.

TAURUS

(04.20–05.20)

Virgo season is the most pro-

ductive time, and you’re get-

ting real busy...in bed. Thotties

are sliding into your DMs left

and right. Don’t forget: With

all these potential baes, there’s

bound to be a fuckboy hiding

in the midst. Don’t get played!

ARIES

(03.21–04.19)

The first half of the month

speeds by thanks to work

being a fast-moving trash fire.

The only thing keeping you

going is tea-spilling with your

coworkers—yeah, it’s fun, but

it can also get draining as hell.

Do some solo vegging too.

Your September

horoscope

By JAKE REGISTER

It’s here.

And that’s a

good thing.

To recap what

you learned in

seventh grade

earth science:

Summer always

starts on its

solstice, the

longest day of

the year. Then

as time goes

on, daytime

hours dwindle

until they

become exactly

equal to night-

time hours...and

you can say hi

to the fall equi-

nox. Basically,

we’re talking

about the offi-

cial start of

Pumpkin Spice

season. It

always coin-

cides with the

start of Libra

season in late

September,

which is great

news for every-

one because

Libra is ruled by

Venus, the

planet of

beauty, plea-

sure, and love.

In other words,

you’re really

feelin’ yourself

in those comfy-

cute boots and

~aesthetic AF~

autumn Instas (a

gorge shot of

you and some

fall leaves is

obviously hap-

pening). Warn-

ing tho: This big

Libra energy

can also get

swept up in cuff-

ing season (that

starts now too),

so tread lightly

with those

feels!

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