LAUGH LINES
Tee-Hee!
Golf is literally a sport to see
who can play the least golf.
—21Cosner on reddit.comThe safest place
to stand when I hit
a golf ball is directly
in front of me.
— @InkedUpKidderGolf is a game
in which you yell
“Fore”, shoot six and
write down five.
—Harold Coffin, writerWhat is the
difference
between a golfer
and a fisherman?
When a golfer lies,
he doesn’t have to
bring anything
home to prove it.
—Golf Monthly
magazineGolf is the perfect
thing to do on a
Sunday because
you spend more
time praying on the
course than if you
went to church.
—brockoli117
on reddit.comThe average golfer walks
about 1,440 kms and drinks
80 litres of alcohol each year.
Which means golfers get
about 18 kms to the litre.
—venkman62on reddit.comSeaonweb/ShutterStock128 july 2019
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