Reader’s Digest
28 july 2019
Overworked?
You’re Not the First
By Ethan Hopper
From MCSWEENEYS.NETTurns out we’ve complained about our overflowing
inboxes since the dawn of overtime
Neanderthal,
40,000 BCE
Sorry, I can’t make it
to your cave-paint-
ing-and-wine thing.
I’ve been crashing
on this new wheel
design since this
morning, and we
still have to submit
the specs for the
fire concept to
engineering.illustrations by Sam WashburnDEPARTMENT OF WIT