What do you do when
teaching math to co-
llege students, year after
year, gets deathly bor-
ing? Spice up your cla-
sses a bit by giving love
lessons in the form of
math equations instead.
In March this year,
Charan Singh, assistant
professor in a govern-
ment college in Karnal,
Haryana, was found
lecturing girls about
the difference between
friendship, attraction,
crush and love in his
mathematics class.
A video shot sneakily
by the students in the
class shows Singh
explaining these and
some other concepts in
the form of equations:
èFriendship = Close-
ness − Attraction
èLove = Closeness +
Attraction
èRomantic love =
Friendship + Closeness
+ Attraction
èCrush = Attraction
- Closeness
While the girls didn’t
seem to object to the
lesson, a Karnal-based
social activist took um-
brage at this and de-
manded the professor’s
34 july 2019 illustration by Raju Epuri
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It Happens
ONLY IN INDIA