Reader’s Digest India – July 2019

asking a client if she

needed anything. The

reply: “Only willpower.”

—WAI CHAN

One of my shelf sto-

ckers is always late

and always has an

excuse. His latest:

“My sister was in a

fatal car accident

and I stayed home

until she got better.”

—Ann Marie Figi

Gilbert Gottfried

on how he got into

comedy: “I think I

was too stupid to do

anything else, and that

stupidity helped me.

Not only was I too

stupid to do anything

else, but I was too

stupid to think of the

odds against it.”

When treating patients —El Paso Times

at the physiotherapy

clinic where I work, the

staff always ask patients

if they require any

equipment to do their

exercises. One day,

I heard the assistant

Cartoon by Mike Shiell

All

in a Day’s

WORK

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