Shortly...CHUPPA!Shortly...
CHUPPA!
CHUPPA!CHUPPA!CHUPPA!CHUPPA!CHUPPA!
CHUPPA!
CHUPPA!STOMP!SPROING!
VWOOSH!Och, fir
fud’s sake! What is it,Harry? Th’ nanny’s nae pat th’ bin oot
oan th’ street, so they’ve
nae emptied it. An’ it’s stowed
oot wi’ shitey nappies...It’ll be fair mingin’by
this time neistweek!Ah ken, let’s hae awee bonfire! heh-heh!Good idea, honeybun.Ah, it’s a braw blaze, Meg! Thae
shitey nappies go up a treat!Whit the fud...?!Wills! wills! that feckin’ brother o’yers haes lit
anither feckin’ bonfire! An’whin ah’ve juist hung
yir ceremonial robes oan th’ feckin’ line, an’ a’!Och! Firfud’s sake...!Ye tell him,
oorWullie! Aye! Ah
wull,ye see
if a dinnae!Hoo, Harry!Pat that bloodyfire oot!
Th’ guidwife juist hung oot th’washin’!Ah, goan bile
yir heid,ye
baaldy bas!Baaldy?!That’s rich comin’ frae
yee, ye w ee ginger fanny-chops!Stick it up yir
bahookie!Whit areye goin’ tae dee, oorWullie?The
smoke’s goin’ aallawa yir erminefinery!Dinnae fash yirsel,
hinny. I’ll soon put the
wee bas’sfire oot.Ye cannae beat a guid
bonfire, hen... heh-heh! cough! Cough!
Whit theFUD...?!Three...Twa... One...!Sure, Harry.If that’s hoo theywant tae
play it...!Pat some o’ thae shitey
nappies on this seesaw, hencough! Cough!Hoo-hoo! Servesye richt!Ho! Ho!cough! Cough!Hoo d’ye like a taste
o’yir own medicine,ye
selfishwee bawbag?!Ha! Tak that,
ye hackitwee
dobber!It’s swan an’ chips fur tea th’ nicht.Och, ah loue
swan an’...!...Whit theFUD!?!The feckin’
cheek!Hoo.Pat them a’ in yir
wheelie bin till next
week, oorWullie!Ho! Ho!Richtawa’,
oorWullie.Kate,Fetch me mah auld
cricket bat fraeEton.