New York Magazine – August 05, 2019

(Darren Dugan) #1

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PATRICK


MCMULLAN


The cornerstone of SpottedRisk’s insurance product is its patent-pending
Public Outcry Index. The insurance start-up will pay out to Hollywood studios and other
financial backers according to a five-tiered system based on public surveys in the aftermath
of “disgrace events.” On a $10 million policy, each tier would pay out $2 million.
Based on a year of simulations, here’s how they’d rank your favorite scandals, and why.

Public-Rage Actuarial Table

Jussie
Smollett

Louis C.K.


Roseanne
Barr

Lori
Loughlin

Felicity
Huffman

Large alleged bribes; pleaded
not guilty and refused to
apologize; dropped from
Fuller House and edited out of
a Hallmark Channel show.

$4 million


Payments were lower than
Loughlin’s; pleaded guilty and
issued an abject apology; is
more popular than Loughlin.

Although police suggested he
had staged a beating, the news
in the immediate aftermath was
murky and criminal charges
against him were dropped.

Offense was moderately severe,
but he apologized; still a
working comic (albeit with a
potentially damaging new set).

Had to be removed from
her own show; apologized
only because her contract
required it; kept raving.

the disgraced the disgrace tier of outcry rationale

Allegedly paid $500,000
to create fake evidence
that her two daughters
rowed crew, facilitating
admission to USC.

Paid $15,000 to
have her daughter’s
SAT score “fixed.”

Allegedly staged a hate
crime against himself.

Masturbated in
front of many female
comedians without
their consent.

Racist and conspiracy-
theorizing tweets,
one aimed at
Valerie Jarrett.

Kevin
Spacey

R. Kelly


Bill Cosby
and
Harvey
Weinstein

Semi-apologized in a defensive
message blaming it on drunken
behavior and declaring himself an
out gay man; already unlikable,
having played smarmy villains.

Documentary Surviving R. Kelly
was a Tier 3 disgrace; subsequent
arrest promoted him to Tier 4.

Allegations of drugging and
raping women destroyed
Cosby’s image; Weinstein
abuse accusations destroyed
a movie studio.

Accused by multiple
men of having
molested them when
they were underage.

Many charges of
statutory rape
and long-term
imprisonment of
sexual partners.

Dozens of accusations
of abuse, including
nonconsensual sex,
over decades.

$2 million

$2 million

$4 million

$6 million

$8 million

$8 million

$10 million

payout

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PHOTOGRAPHS:


PATRICK


MCMULLAN


ThecornerstoneofSpottedRisk’sinsuranceproductis itspatent-pending
PublicOutcry Index.Theinsurancestart-upwillpay outtoHollywood studios and other
financialbackersaccordingtoa five-tieredsystembasedonpublicsurveys in the aftermath
of“disgraceevents.”Ona $10millionpolicy, eachtierwouldpay out $2 million.
Basedona yearofsimulations,here’showthey’drankyourfavorite scandals, and why.

Public-Rage Actuarial Table

Jussie
Smollett

LouisC.K.

Roseanne
Barr

Lori
Loughlin

Felicity
Huffman

Large allegedbribes;pleaded
notguiltyandrefusedto
apologize;droppedfrom
FullerHouseandeditedoutof
a HallmarkChannelshow.

$4million

Paymentswere lowerthan
Loughlin’s;pleadedguilty and
issuedanabjectapology;is
morepopularthanLoughlin.

Althoughpolicesuggestedhe
hadstageda beating,thenews
intheimmediateaftermathwas
murkyandcriminalcharges
againsthimwere dropped.

Offensewasmoderatelysevere,
butheapologized;stilla
workingcomic(albeitwitha
potentiallydamagingnewset).

Hadtoberemovedfrom
herownshow;apologized
onlybecausehercontract
requiredit;keptraving.

the disgraced the disgrace tier of outcry rationale

Allegedlypaid$500,000
tocreatefake evidence
thathertwodaughters
rowedcrew,facilitating
admissiontoUSC.

Paid$15,000to
haveherdaughter’s
SATscore “fixed.”

Allegedlystageda hate
crimeagainsthimself.

Masturbatedin
frontofmanyfemale
comedianswithout
theirconsent.

Racistandconspiracy-
theorizingtweets,
oneaimedat
ValerieJarrett.

Kevin
Spacey

R.Kelly

Bill Cosby
and
Harvey
Weinstein

Semi-apologized in a defensive
message blaming it on drunken
behavior and declaring himself an
out gay man; already unlikable,
having played smarmy villains.

Documentary Surviving R. Kelly
was a Tier 3 disgrace; subsequent
arrest promoted him to Tier 4.

Allegations of drugging and
raping women destroyed
Cosby’s image; Weinstein
abuse accusations destroyed
a movie studio.

Accused by multiple
men of having
molested them when
they were underage.

Many charges of
statutory rape
and long-term
imprisonment of
sexual partners.

Dozens of accusations
of abuse, including
nonconsensual sex,
over decades.

$2 million

$2 million

$4 million

$6 million

$8 million

$8 million

$10 million

payout

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