Tiredofboilingwaterevery
timeyoumakepasta?Boila few
litresatthebeginningoftheweek
andfreezeitforlater.
@S WAGLORDPAT
Cookingtip:Quicklyslicea
blockofcheesebythrowing
itthrougha harp.
@MARKLEGGETT
I hatecooking,butI am
excitedtodebutmycookbook,
ToastonaPaperTowel, 365 Ways.
@LIZHACKETT
I tellpeoplethatthesecret
ingredientinmycookiesis‘love’,
butit’sactually‘floor’.
@UGHREVOLUTION
Fillyourcoffeemakerwith
cakemixforanamazingly
deliciousyetentirelyunexpected
Thursdaymorning.
@8989BELINDA
THEGREATTWEETOFF:
COOKINGEDITION
WholetthechefsofTwitterloosein
the kitchen with their cooking hacks?
Life’s Like That
NurseKnowsBest
Aftermyhusbandinjuredhimself,
I tookhimtothedoctor.There,the
nursedressedhiswoundandgave
himinstructionsonhowtocarefor
it.Shethenreassuredhimbyadding,
“Now,if youdoeverythingI’vetold
you, youwon’tbewithusforlong.”
SUBMITTEDBY TRUDY MASLOFF
MovedtoTears
Mysixyearoldlovedhispetfish.
Hewatchedandfedit faithfully,
morningandnight.Butoneday
whilehewasinschool,hisfishdied,
soI flushedit downthetoilet.
I toldhimwhenhegothome,
andhewasinconsolable.Nothing
I saidhelped.Aftera while,I asked,
“Whyareyoucryingsomuch?”
Archinghisback,heshouted,
“Iwantedtoflush!”
SUBMITTED BY JUDITH PARNETT
ClinkPositive
Medoingbodypositivity:
I lovemyskinprison. @caithuls
MEASUREDAPPROACH
Whileshoppingforbathroom
scales,I foundonethattracks
notonlyweightbutalsobodyfat,
bonemassandwaterpercentage.
I rejectedthatoneinfavour
ofa low-techmodel.AsI told
thesalesperson,“Idon’tneed
tobedepressedfourways;one
is quite enough.” SUS IE BAT TAGLI A
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