56 newyork| november11–24, 2019
WeWillGrowOur
Clothingin Labs
BIOFABRICATION, OR GROWING FABRIC
fromlivingorganismsinlabs,hasthepotential
tochange the21st century theway nylon
changedthe20th.Oneway tomake a biofab-
ricatedtextileisbyfermentingyeast, sugar,
andwater. Youcanprogramtheyeast topro-
ducea certainproteinmolecule,extractit,and
spinit intofibersthat canbecomewoolorsilk.
ModernMeadow,perhapsthebest-known
biofabricationcompany, is workingspecifically
ona leatherreplacement,whichthecompany
hopestobringtomarket nextyear. Thatinno-
vationisparticularlyexcitingbecauseleather
doesn’t havea clearethicalalternative.Most
veganleathersubstitutesare madewithplas-
tic.Lab-grownleather,though,doesn’t require
anyanimalsandis notmadefrompetrochemi-
cals.Anotheralternativeis Myloleather,devel-
opedbyBoltThreads,whichisgrownfrom
myceliumandislike a “mat ofmushroom.”
A mushroomgrowinga shoeis thefuture.
—SARAHSPELLINGS
We Will Go
to (Robot)
War With Iran
AlbumsWillBeHoursLong
EVERWONDERWHYmost CDsholdanaver-
ageof74-to-80minutesofaudio? Like any
music-businesssaga,it is a story aboutthelove
ofsoundbutalsoaboutcompetition.In 1979,as
record companiesfinalizedplansforthesucces-
sortovinylrecordsandcassettetapes,Sonyvice-
president Norio Ohga,tasked withsetting
parametersforthediscformat, is saidtohave
used his wife’s favorite piece of music—
Beethoven’sSymphonyNo. 9 —asa ruler. The
longest recordingOhgafoundran74 minutes.
Headjustedhisplansaccordingly,whichis,in
part,howweendedupwiththe120-mm.discs
stillincirculationtoday. Really,Sonymadeits
movebecausethecompetition,Phillips,owneda
plantcapableofmakingshorter, smaller115-
mm.discs.LongerdiscspleasedOhga’s tastes
andshiftedtheplayingfieldtoSony’sadvantage;
t t is I wly
tot t ed.
TheCure’s 1989 opusDisintegrationcarried
bonustracksthevinylreleasecouldn’t.Post-
punklegendMissionofBurma’s 1988self-titled
compilationfilledeveryavailableminutewith
music. Miami bass pioneers 2 Live Crew’s con-
troversial 1989 masterpiece, As Nasty As They
Wanna Be, clocked in at 79, making De La Soul’s
61-minute 3 Feet High and Rising, released just
a month later, seem curt in comparison.
By the end of the ’90s, 70 minutes had become
the floor for popular hip-hop and R&B albums
like The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill, Mary J.
Blige’s Mary, Busta Rhymes’s When Disaster
Strikes, and OutKast’s Aquemini. But what
served the era’s geniuses hurt its lesser artists; for
every great long late-’90s hip-hop album, there’s
another one loaded with skits and songs that
could have been cut. Quality control is a problem
again in mainstream rap 20 years later, as musi-
cians have gotten wise to Billboard’s use of
streaming data in sales numbers, and some A-list
projects have ballooned to 90-to-100 minutes.
And they’ll only get longer as the years go on. The
Migos album Culture II is nearly twice the size of
the original Culture. Drake albums get a little
heftier each time; Views posted 20 tracks, then
More Life served 22, and Scorpion bowed out at
- The billion streams Scorpion drew in its first
week might seem to confirm that padding track
lists is an exercise in gaming the charts, but as an
eagle-eyed Rolling Stone reporter noted, 82 per-
cent of the album’s haul can be attributed to just
six of its songs. We may reach a point where the
album as a unit becomes a junkyardforfansto
scavenge for scraps, picking out songsthat
appeal to us, and letting the rest rust.Are we
already there? —CRAIGJENKINS
Scientists
Will Keep Talking
About Portals
(Even If They
Never Appear)
It’ll be strange, won’t it, to meet
the parallel-universe versionof
yourself? When you (and your
mirror twin) want to figure out
how you met, you’ll have
to look back to June 2019, when
scientists first announced plans
to start experimenting with
subatomic particles that could
open doors to other universes.
“It’s pretty wacky,” said lead
researcher Leah Broussard,
who is using neutron-oscillation
experiments to understand what
a parallel world may look like.
JUN 14
Taylor Swift
announces
“sustainable
fashion” collab
with Stella
McCartney.
JUN 20
Iranshoots
downa U.S.
surveillance
drone.
JUN 28
ChrisBrown
drops
extended
album
clocking in at
123 minutes.
JUN 30
Scientists
at Oak Ridge
National
Laboratory
announce
parallel-
universe
experiments.
A prototype
of a Mylo
leather bag.
A vegan
micro-silk hat.