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promiseshershecanliveforever,butonlyif she’ll
liveinsidea tinyplasticsphere. Sheagrees.
—RACHELHANDLER
TheHyperloopWill
FinallyArrive... in Ohio
THEOTHERDAYINCHICAGO,a friendwho
livesinColumbus,Ohio, 360 milesaway, texted
mea last-minutedinnerinvitation.I walkedto
theMichiganAvenueHyperloopstationand,
because I had just missed a downtown-
Columbus-boundpod,waiteda full 29 seconds
forthenextone.I wasindowntownColumbus
30 minuteslater, andthetime-zonedifference
putmehalfanhouraheadofwhereI started.
Thatfictionalvignetteseemsabsurd:Chicago
toColumbusis atleast a five-hourdrive,andfly-
ingtakeshalfa day bythetimeyou’vegottento
O’Hare. Realizingthefantasyof jet-speedsurface
transportationwilldependmore onbureaucracy
andpoliticalwillthanonengineeringwizardry.
Thetechnology alreadyexists,afterall,inthe
formofa 500-metertest trackoperatedbythe
companyVirginHyperloopOne.
WhenAmericantechno-utopiansconjurea
transportationrevolution,they usuallyimagine
somethinglike coast-to-coastteleporting.But
VirginHyperloopthinksthemost fertileareas
fornext-gentransitare theonesthat havehardly
anyat all,like centralOhio.“Ourregionis pro-
jectedtogrowbya millionpeoplein 25 years,
andwecan’t growbya millionmore cars,” says
ColumbusCityCouncilpresidentShannonHar-
din.Nottomentionconsumergoods:A ceaseless
supplyofmicrowaveovensandbootspasses
throughRickenbackerairport
already, anddedicatedhyperloop
podscouldcutthetimeit takes
tomovea packagefromrunway
tofrontdoor.
AaronGordon,a transporta-
tionwriteratthewebsiteJalop-
nik,contendsthatevena radical
newtechnology inevitablyhasto
confrontintractableoldprob-
lems.Totake just oneexample:
Running a tube down the
medianofaninterstatehighway
wouldminimizetheneedtoacquire a new right
ofway, butpodswillhavetoslowdrasticallyas
theyapproachcurvesengineeredfor70-mph
speeds.Problemslike thismay betheoretically
solvable,but“ifI hadtoguesswhere thisis
going,” Gordons w very-small-scaleproj-
ectswillgetbu dities,butnota full-
fledgedtransportationsystem.”
WilliamMurdock,executivedirectorofthe
Mid-OhioRegionalPlanningCommission,dis-
agrees:“Whenwelookat traditionalhigh-speed
rail, for instance, we’re very aware of the chal-
lenges, the costs, and the environmental impact.
Which is why hyperloop excites us: The envi-
ronmental footprint is smaller, the right of way
is narrower, and the noise impact is lower.”
Murdock tries hard to come off as a sober plan-
ner, but his enthusiasm bubbles up. “We’re
being cautious,” he insists. “But the more we
learn about the technology, the more confident
weare.” —JUSTINDAVIDSON
We WillDrinkChampagne
Grown in England
TO PRODUCE GOOD CHAMPAGNE, acid is key.
The warm summers and cold winters of Cham-
pagne’s northerly continental climate have long
been the perfect location to grow grapes that
properly balance acidity and sugar. However,
over the past 30 years, average temperatures
there have risen two degrees Fahrenheit, leading
the Comité Interprofessionnel du Vin de Cham-
pagne, the trade organization that represents
the region’s growers and producers, to commis-
sion semi-secret, experimental vineyards where
traditional Champagne grapes are crossed with
hybrids, as well as the planting of so-called for-
gotten grapes in an effort to find varietals that
will maintain their much-needed acidity in the
face of ever-increasing heat waves. The reality,
though, is that if climate change leads to extreme
weather, it doesn’t matter which grapes are in
the ground—the crop will be lost. So some
houses are also starting to look north. Cham-
pagne Taittinger is the first major Champagne
house to plant vines on English soil, with vine-
yards located two parallels north of what has
been considered for centuries to be too northerly
a climate for quality Champagne production.
That wine won’t be sold until 2023, but as
Champagne warms, sparkling-wine production
here will only increase. —VANESSA PRICE
Voters Will End Mass Incarceration
“The truth is, when you
do something to the point
where it affects a whole lot
of people’s lives, it will
undo itself. Incarceration has
touched people of every race,
including white people.
Mass incarceration is going to
end mass incarceration.”
—LARRY KRASNER,
Philadelphia district attorney
JUL 21
Virgin
Hyperloop
One announces
partnership
with Saudi
Arabia.
JUL 25
The
temperature
in Champagne,
109.2 ̊
Fahrenheit,
is thehighest
ever recorded
there.
JUL 29
Reformist
Queens DA
candidate
Tiffany Cabán
nearly upsets
Melinda Katz
in recount.
FromVegas
to Columbus
A sectionof
hyperlooptube
attheVirgin
HyperloopOne
testcenter.