since I’m minus one and
counting.”(A furious Phyllis recog-
nizes Kevin’s cologne
as the same scent her
kidnapper used.)
Phyllis: “The next time
you abduct somebody,
don’t slather on a bunch
of cologne like a goober at
his junior prom.”(Victoria derides Phyllis’s
qualifications to run Dark
Horse.)
Phyllis: “Real estate is
just like anything else.
You see what you want,
you go after it, boom,
success.”
Victoria: “Oh, the same
approach you take when it
comes to other women’s
husbands.”(Phyllis finds a drunken
Summer stumbling around
Crimson Lights.)
Phyllis: “Are you okay?
You had a lot to drink,
apparently.”
Summer: “Yeah, Mom.
It’s called self-medication,
okay? Alcohol numbs pain
— it’s just not great for
walking.”(Victor and Nikki enjoy
the carnival.)
Nikki: “Well, what does
it feel like getting out of
your comfort zone?”
Victor: “What do you
mean, my comfort zone?
You don’t think this is my
jam?”
Nikki: “Your jam?” DAYS OF OUR LIVES
(Rex gets very precise with
his aunt.)
Kayla: “How did your
dad react to you getting
married?”
Rex: “He was 66 percent
unhappy that he didn’t
get an invitation and 34
percent happy that we got
married.”(Rex states the obvious
about Kate.)
Rex: “My mom can be
cold.”
Sarah: “Only on days
that end in ‘y’.”(Gabi wants to rent Doug’s
Place for a party.)
Gabi: “I don’t want any
favors. I came here to rent
this space for the party.
It’s called doing business.”Chloe: “When I was at
Holly’s funeral you were
having sex with the guy
that I thought I cared
about. I don’t want your
business.”GENERAL HOSPITAL
(Maxie thinks Lulu’s
undercover work is
dangerous.)
Lulu: “Maxie, when this
is over —”
Maxie: “You better still
be alive because if you die,
I will reverse-haunt you.”(Franco wants to make
sure that his dad is going
to attend his and Liz’s
wedding party.)
Franco: “Feel free to
bring a plus one.”
Scott (grumpy): “That
might be a little difficultSome Of TV’s Funniest Lines
Are On Soaps.
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