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38 TV TIMES
6.00am Animal Cops Houston:
Back-to-back editions.
12.00noon Pit Bulls & Parolees:
Back-to-back editions,
including: A dog that has been
at the sanctuary from a young
age is adopted. 4.00pm Dr
Jeff: Rocky Mountain Vet
7.00 The Bronx Zoo: The keepers
hope the Komodo dragons
will mate. 8.00 The Aquarium:
Two sea lions have eye surgery
9.00 Homestead Rescue
10.00 Alaska Monsters 11.00
Pit Bulls & Parolees: Triple-bill.
2.00am Animal Cops Houston
4.40 Escape to Chimp Eden
5.10 to 6.00am Tanked
6.00am Ice Lake Warriors 7. 0 0
American Pickers 8.00 Deck
Wars 10.00 Hangar 1: The UFO
Files 11.00 Great British Royal
Ships 1.00pm Pawn Stars:
Back-to-back editions. 4.00
Storage Wars 6.00 Mega
Mechanics 7.00 Ireland’s
Treasures Uncovered
8.00 Conspiracy: Faking the
Moon Landings: Claims the
Moon landings were a hoax.
9.00 D-Day: The Untold Stories
10.50 Ancient Aliens:
Back-to-back editions. 3.30am
Storage Wars 4.00 Mega
Mechanics 5.00 to 6.00am
Ireland’s Treasures Uncovered
6.10am Perfect 7.00 See 2.00pm
8.00 Gordon Ramsay’s
Ultimate Cookery Course
12.00noon See 10.00pm
1.00pm Atul’s Spice Kitchen:
Malaysia 2.00 Tom Kerridge’s
Proper Pub Food 3.00 Heston
Blumenthal: In Search of
Perfection 4.00 John Torode’s
Korean Food Tour: Double-bill.
6.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour
of Britain 8.00 Inside Heston’s
World 10.00 Ottolenghi’s
Mediterranean Island Feast
11.00 Atul’s Spice Kitchen:
Malaysia 12.00m’t As 4.00pm
2.00am Teleshopping
5.00 to 6.10am As 4.00pm
8.00am Seconds from Disaster
11.00 Air Crash Investigation
2.00pm Worst Weather Ever?
3.00 The Next Mega Tsunami
4.00 Sinkholes: Swallowed
Alive 5.00 Inside the Mega
Twister: A tornado that hit El
Reno, Oklahoma, in May 2013.
6.00 Top Ten Natural Disasters
8.00 Oz Doomsday Flood:
Caught on Camera: The floods
and tropical cyclones that hit
Australia in 2011. 9.00 Killer
Tornado USA: Caught on
Camera 10.00 Air Crash
Investigation: Back-to-back
editions. 2.00 to 5.00am
Seconds from Disaster
6.00am Teleshopping 8.00
Law & Order 12.00noon NCIS:
Back-to-back episodes.
7.00pm Private Eyes
8.00 Major Crimes: Double-bill.
Raydor investigates a series of
murders and sexual assaults;
and a serial killer escapes
from custody to strike again.
10.00 Law & Order: Special
Victims Unit: Back-to-back
episodes, including: A
terminally ill man confesses to
his involvement in unsolved
bank robberies. (S8, ep 10)
2.00am CSI: Miami: Double-bill.
4.00 Numb3rs (S6, ep 12)
5.00 to 6.00am Teleshopping
6.00am Teleshopping 7.1 5
Murdoch Mysteries 9.00
Inspector George Gently 11.00
The Inspector Alleyn Mysteries
1.00pm Shakespeare &
Hathaway – Private
Investigators 5.00 New Tricks
7.00 Death in Paradise: Triple-bill.
Humphrey’s Aunt Mary gets
caught up in a murder
investigation; a famous chef is
found fatally stabbed after the
opening of his restaurant; and a
treasure hunter is found dead
after making a discovery. 11.00
Waco 12.00m’t New Tricks
2.30am Murdoch Mysteries
4.00 to 6.00am Teleshopping
6.10am The Bill: Back-to-back
episodes. 11.00 Tipping Point:
Back-to-back episodes. 7.00pm
Outnumbered: Triple-bill,
including: Pete’s goddaughter
comes to stay; Ben shows off
his survival skills; and crossed
lines of communication cause
trouble for the Brockmans.
9.00 Miranda: Triple-bill,
including: The joke-shop owner
vows to get fit. 11.00 Love
Connection: Dating game
show. 12.00m’t John Bishop:
In Conversation with Jason
Manford 1.00am Supernanny
1.50 War and Peace 3.00 to
6.10am Teleshopping
6.00am On the Case with Paula
Zahn 8.00 Killer In Plain Sight
9.00 Motives & Murders 10.00
Motive to Murder 11.00
Murdertown 12.00noon The
First 48 1.00pm Crimes That
Shook Britain 3.00 Nightmare in
Suburbia 4.00 Homicide: Hours
to Kill 5.00 Homicide Hunter
6.00 Beyond the Headlines
7.00 Hunting Jonbenet’s Killer:
The Untold Story 9.00 Sex, Lies
and Murder 10.00 I Lived with a
Killer 11.00 24 to Life 12.00m’t
Escaping Evil: My Life in a Cult
1.00am Live PD 2.00 Sex, Lies
and Murder 3.00 As 1.00pm
5.00 to 6.00am The First 48
6.00am Say Yes to the Dress:
Back-to-back editions. 10.00
Say Yes to the Dress: Lancashire
1.00pm Curvy Brides Boutique
3.00 Cake Boss: Back-to-back
editions. 8.00 Outdaughtered:
Busby Quints: The Busbys
go on a Disney cruise.
10.00 World’s Tiniest Brothers:
Body Bizarre: Two brothers
from Peru with stunted growth.
11.00 World’s Tallest Couple:
Body Bizarre 12.00m’t
Outdaughtered: Busby Quints
2.00am World’s Tiniest
Brothers: Body Bizarre 3.00
Say Yes to the Dress 5.00 to
6.00am SYttD: Lancashire
8.00am Monk (S8, ep2) 9.00
Bones (S8, ep16) 10.00 NCIS
(S15, ep17) 11.00 The Mentalist
(S6, ep21) 12.00noon NCIS (S15,
ep18) 1.00pm Bones (S8, ep17)
2.00 NCIS (S15, ep19) 3.00 The
Mentalist (S6, ep22) 4.00 Bones
(S8, ep18) 5.00 NCIS (S15, ep20)
6.00 The Mentalist (S7, ep1)
7.00 NCIS: New Orleans (S5, ep7)
8.00 NCIS (S13, ep7) 9.00
Lucifer 10.00 Family Guy 11.00
American Dad! 11.30 People of
Earth 12.00m’t Family Guy
1.00am American Dad! 2.00
Family Guy 3.00 American
Dad! 4.00 Monk (S8, ep2)
5.00 to 8.00am Teleshopping
6.00am Darbar Festival 2016
7.00 Sons of Vienna 7.30 Andre
Rieu: How It All Began 8.30
Tales of the Unexpected 11.00
Judi Dench 12.00noon Bill
Murray 1.00pm Jean Simmons
2.00 Christopher Plummer
3.00 Jeff Bridges 4.00 Bob Fosse:
It’s Showtime 5.20 Classic
Albums 7.15 The Rolling Stones:
Sticky Fingers Live at the Fonda
Theatre 9.00 The Story of the
Jam: About the Young Idea
10.45 Punk 12.00m’t Iggy Pop:
American Valhalla 1.45am
Classic Albums 2.45 Anarchy:
The McLaren-Westwood Gang
5.30 to 6.00am Baim Archive
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6.00am Star Trek: Voyager 8.00
Teleshopping 11.00 f End
of the World ‡ (2013)
12.50pm f Robot
Overlords ‡ (2014) 2.40
f In Time ‡ (2011)
4.50 f Cirque du Freak:
The Vampire’s Assistant ‡
(2009) 6.50 f Lara Croft:
Tomb Raider ° (2001)
9.00 f Chain Reaction
‡ (1996) 11.10 f
The Jackal ‡ (1997)
1.40am f Black Dog fl
(1998) 3.30 The Captains
Close Up 4.00 to 6.00am
f The 12 Disasters of
Christmas fl (2012)
7.00 Only Fools and Horses The
Trotters journey to Holland
to dabble in the diamond
import business. (S)
9.00 Michael McIntyre’s
Comedy Roadshow
Stand-up comedy from the
Birmingham Hippodrome,
featuring Shappi Khorsandi,
Tom Stade, Steve Hughes
and Paul Tonkinson. (S)
10.00 Men Behaving Badly
Double-bill. Gary returns
home to find Tony in bed
with Dorothy; and Tony
returns from holiday. (S)
6.00 Jeremy Wade’s Dark
Waters The adventurer
explores what is wiping out
many of the fish in Western
Australia’s Fitzroy River.
7.00 Fast N’ Loud Chad McQueen
asks Richard and the team
to turn a 1968 Ford Mustang
into an iconic muscle car.
9.00 Deadliest Catch An Arctic
storm hits the Cornelia and
a breakaway pot thrashes
Josh and Casey’s crew.
10.00 Master of Arms
Three expert craftsmen
build socket bayonets.
6.00 Nothing to Declare
Back-to-back editions. (S)
9.00 Murders That Shocked the
Nation The case of Harold
Jones, found guilty of
murder at the age of 15 in
1921, who is also suspected
to have been 1960s serial
killer ‘Jack the Stripper’. (S)
10.00 Britain’s Most Evil Killers
An insight into the case of
Dennis Nilsen, the London-
based killer who was caught
when he started trying to
flush his victims’ remains
down the toilet. (S)
6.00 Without a Trace Triple-bill.
A teenage boy disappears.
(S2, ep6); a Hispanic boy is
abducted from Harlem. (S2,
ep7); and the team looks
into the disappearance of a
firefighter. (S2, ep8) (S)
9.00 The Affair Double-bill.
Alison stumbles upon a
discovery about Noah’s
book, while Cole makes an
exciting new connection.
(S2, ep5); and Helen and
Noah’s divorce proceedings
are put into perspective by
an emergency. (S2, ep6) (S)
6.00 The Simpsons Back-to-
back episodes, including:
Homer discovers Grampa
may not be his father. (S)
8.00 An Idiot Abroad Karl
Pilkington visits Peru, where
he takes in the ancient Inca
city of Machu Picchu. (S)
9.00 f^ Die Hard with a
Vengeance Action thriller
sequel starring Bruce Willis
and Samuel L Jackson. John
McClane plays a deadly
game when a terrorist
holds New York to ransom.
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11.20 Men Behaving Badly (S)
12.15 m’t I’m Alan Partridge: Alan agrees
to host a sales conference. (S)
12.40 am Stag
2.00 I’m Alan Partridge (S)
2.30 Harry Hill’s TV Burp
3.20 Men Behaving Badly (S)
4.00 to 6.00am Teleshopping
11.00 World War II in Colour
12.00 m’t Chasing Classic Cars
1.00 am Supertruckers
2.00 f Capsized: Blood in the
Water: Thriller. fl (2019)
3.50 Guardians of the Glades
4.40 American Chopper
5.30 to 6.00am How It’s Made
11.00 Criminal Minds: Triple-bill,
including: A series of murders is
linked to a controversial religion.
(S6, ep12); and the BAU tries to
stop a killing spree. (S6, ep13) (S)
2.00 am Brit Cops: Law & Disorder (S)
3.00 Paramedics
5.00 to 6.00am Nothing to Declare (S)
11.15 The Affair: Double-bill, including:
Alison decides to confront Noah
about his book. (S2, ep7) (S)
1.35 am Last Week Tonight with John
Oliver: A satirical look at news.
2.10 Girls (S)
2.45 Six Feet Under (S)
4.00 to 6.00am Fish Town (S)
11.30 Micky Flanagan: Back in the Game:
The comedian performs at
London’s Hackney Empire. (S)
1.30 am S.W.A.T: Hondo is deeply
affected by a suspect’s death. (S)
2.30 Warrior: An assassination attempt
is made during a parade. (S)
3.30 to 6.00am Motorway Patrol (S)
6.00 am Teleshopping
7.20 The Interviews (S)
8.15 Oliver Reed: The Interviews (S)
9.15 dinnerladies (S)
10.25 Miranda (S)
11.40 Only Fools and Horses:
Back-to-back episodes, including
Christmas special from 1989. The
Trotters go on a trip to Margate;
Christmas special from 1987. Del
searches for treasure; Christmas
special from 1990. Rodney and
Cassandra have an argument. (S)
6.00 am Kindig Customs
9.00 Fast N’ Loud
11.00 Supertruckers
1.00 pm Combat Dealers
3.00 Shark-Croc Showdown: Clashes
between the two marine predators
in Australia’s Northern Territory.
4.00 Shark Island: Counteracting shark
attacks on Reunion Island.
5.00 Cuba’s Secret Shark Lair:
Researchers seek out huge
hammerhead and great white
sharks in Cuban waters.
6.00 am The Real A & E (S)
7.00 Paramedics
9.00 Highway Cops (S)
10.00 Highway Patrol (S)
11.00 Motorway Patrol (S)
12.00 noon Brit Cops: Law & Disorder:
Back-to-back editions, including:
Control of crowds at football
matches; and credit card fraud.
5.00 pm Nothing to Declare: Double-
bill. An anxious passenger arouses
suspicion; and a girl is questioned
by immigration officers. (S)
6.00 am The British (S)
7.00 The Guest Wing (S)
8.00 Micro Monsters with David
Attenborough (S)
8.30 Flying Monsters with David
Attenborough (S)
10.00 Making David Attenborough’s
Flying Monsters (S)
11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (S)
4.00 pm Without a Trace: Double-bill.
A 14-year-old violinist disappears.
(S2, ep4); and the team searches
for a missing woman. (S2, ep5) (S)
6.00 am Modern Family (S)
8.30 Premier League Years (S)
10.30 Road Wars
2.00 pm Big Beasts: Last of the Giants:
Triple-bill. Patrick Aryee
investigates the world’s largest
animals; the host investigates
animals from Australia and Asia;
and Patrick heads to Africa. (S)
5.00 The Simpsons: Double-bill. Lisa
hires a tutor to teach her Italian;
and the family encounters
Sideshow Bob in Italy. (S)
9.00 Die Hard with a Vengeance 9.00 The Aff air 11.00 Criminal Minds 9.00 Michael McIntyre’s Comedy... 6.00 Jeremy Wade’s Dark Waters