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11 011 0 810 12 4 310392★★★★★Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor6.00 AM On the Buses
6.30 FILM Carry On Dick Comedy.
(1974, PG, 86min) ★★★
8.10 Inspector Morse
10.30 A Touch of Frost
12.45 PM Agatha Christie’s Marple
The Body in the Library:
A woman’s corpse is found in
the library of a stately home
2.55 The Murder at the
Vicarage: A colonel is killed.
4.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot
Elephants Can Remember:
Poirot investigates the murder
of an elderly psychiatrist8.00 Nothing to Declare
A piece of salmon comes
up positive for cocaine.
8.30 Rolls of fabric from
Thailand are inspected.8.00 Without a TracePilot:
1/23. Pilot episode.
The team investigate
the disappearance of a
marketing executive. (S1)8.00 LIVE World Series
of Darts: Germany
Jacqui Oatley presents
coverage of the second
and concluding day
from Lanxess Arena in
Cologne, featuring the
quarter-fi nals, semi-fi nals
and fi nal. With analysis
from Chris Mason
and Alan Warriner-Little,
and commentary
by Stuart Pyke.6.00 AM The Real A&E
7.00 Paramedics
9.00 Highway Cops
10.00 Highway Patrol
11.00 Motorway Patrol
12.00 NOON Brit Cops: Law &
Disorder Triple bill of the
series focusing on the work
of the City of London Police.
3.00 PM Brit Cops: Frontline
Crime UK Double bill.
5.00 Nothing to Declare Four
editions of the documentary
series following the work of
customs officers in Australia.6.00 AM CSI (S8)
11.00 Love Means Zero
Documentary about famed
tennis coach Nick Bollettieri.
1.00 PM David Attenborough’s
Wild City Triple bill. The
veteran broadcaster examines
the wildlife of Singapore.
4.00 Without a Trace 20/24. The
team search for a billionaire’s
son who has disappeared.
5.00 21/24. The team look
for a missing journalist.
6.00 23/24. Jack searches for
his daughter’s boyfriend. (S7)7.40 AM Lucky Feller
8.10 Miranda
10.05 Only Fools and Horses
12 .10 PM Only Fools and Horses
Eight episodes, including at:
2.05 The Trotters dog-sit
for Boycie and Marlene.
2.45 Del Boy sets Rodney up
on a date with a stripper.
3.25 The Trotters strike gold.
4.50 Rodney begins attending
a computer course.
5.55 Del Boy gets his hands
on a consignment of
self-inflating rubber dolls.10.00 Britain’s Most Evil Killers
Examining the case of
nurse Beverley Allitt,
who killed four children
in her care in 1991.7.00 Nothing to Declare
Prohibited items are found
in Chinese visitors’ bags.- 3 0 A woman returning
from China has a tantrum.
7.00 Without a Trace
Undertow: 24/24. A man
disappears after fi nding
three bodies on a
late-night diving trip. (S7)7.00 Only Fools and Horses
Rodney experiences
the joys of dating.
7.40 Brothers Del Boy
and Rodney mourn
Grandad’s death.
8.20 Uncle Albert falls
into the pub cellar, but
turns his injury into a
profi t-making opportunity.6.55 Midsomer Murders
Secrets and Spies:
Barnaby’s secret past as
a spy is revealed when a
former agent is killed
after a cricket match in
Midsomer Parva. Guest
stars Anna Massey, Peter
Davison and Neil Stuke.7.00 Tour de France
Highlights Action from
stage eight, featuring a
hilly 200km course from
Macon to Saint-Etienne.9.00 Murders That Shocked
the Nation Fred
Dinenage explores the
crimes of Graham
Frederick Young.9.00 True DetectiveThe
Secret Fate of All Life: 5/8.
Hart and Cohle make a
shocking discovery after
tracking Reggie Ledoux’s
cousin Dewall to a hidden
meth lab in the bayou.
10 .10 Haunted Houses:
6/8. Cohle visits preacher
Joel Theriot. (S1)9.00 Mrs Brown’s Boys
Agnes fears her family
are planning to send
her to a nursing home.
9.45 Agnes tries to make
friends with Dermot’s
mother-in-law, Hillary.
10.25 Bottom Richie and
Eddie become trapped
on a fairground ride.9.00 VeraThe Deer Hunters:
When a suspected
poacher is found dead
from a single gunshot
wound, Vera must
unearth the truth behind
his return to the
Northumberland moors
after a 15-year absence.6.00 AM Animal 999
8.00 It’s Me or the Dog
10.00 Relic Hunter (S2)
1.00 PM Relic Hunter (S2)
3.00 Stargate SG-1 (S1)
7.00 Stargate SG-1Cor-Ai:
16/22. Teal’c stands
trial for murder. (S1)
8.00 Road Wars Thames
Valley Police combat
vehicle crime.
9.00 Agatha RaisinThe
Wizard of Evesham –
Part One: 1/6. Return
of the mystery starring
Ashley Jensen. (S2)
10.00 The Wizard of
Evesham – Part Two:
2/6. The beauty salon
case continues. (S2)
11.00 The BlacklistThe
Ethicist: 6/22. (S6)
12.00 M’T Ross Kemp:
Extreme World
1.00 AM Ross Kemp:
Extreme World
2.00 The Force: Essex
4.00 to 6.00 AM
Animal House6.00 AM Nothing to Declare
9.00 60 Minute Makeover
1.00 PM 60 Minute
Makeover Double bill.
3.00 The Chase Celebrity
Special Quiz show.
4.00 Air Ambulance ER
5.00 Highway Patrol
7.00 Highway Cops
A driver claims to be
sober despite having
thrown up in his car.- 3 0 A crash manages
to knock out the power
to all of Clyde.
8.00 Road Wars Thames
Valley Police combat
vehicle crime.
9.00 Brit Cops: Rapid
Response Following
police officers on patrol.
10.00 The Force: Manchester
11.00 Banged Up Abroad
12.00 M’T Road Wars
1.00 AM Cop Squad
2.00 UK Border Force
4.00 to 6.00 AM
Highway Patrol
7.10 AM MegaTruckers
8.00 Storage Hunters
9.00 American Pickers
12.00 NOON Steve Austin’s
Broken Skull Challenge
1.55 PM Top Gear Double bill.
4.00 Cops UK: Bodycam
Squad Double bill.
6.00 Would I Lie to You?
7.20 Would I Lie to You?- The Unseen Bits
Highlights of series three.
8.00 Taskmaster Iain Stirling
devises an explosive
chemistry experiment.
9.00 Have I Got a Bit More
News for You Hosted
by Richard Ayoade.
10.00 Mock the Week
11.20 Would I Lie to You?
12.00 M’T Dave Gorman:
Modern Life Is Goodish
1.00 AM Have I Got a Bit
More News for You
2.15 Dave Gorman: Modern
Life Is Goodish
3.05 to 4.00 AM Dara O
Briain’s Go 8 Bit
6.00 AM The Only Way Is
Essex Triple bill.
8.15 Dallas Cowboys
Cheerleaders
9.00 LittleBe
12.00 NOON Be Beautiful
12 .10 PM Income Property
12.40 The Real Housewives
of Atlanta
1.30 Little Women: LA
5.55 Dinner Date James from
Brighton looks for love.
7.00 With Steph
from Manchester.
8.00 Ollie from London
hopes to find love.
9.00 FILM Bridget Jones:
The Edge of Reason
Romantic comedy
sequel starring Renée
Zellweger, Colin Firth
and Hugh Grant. (2004,
15, 108min) ★★★
11.15 The Real Housewives
of Atlanta
12 .10 AM Income Property
12.40 to 12.50 AM
Be Beautiful6.00 AM The Protectors
6.25 Columbo: Suitable for
Framing Mystery drama.
7.55 Tour de France Highlights
8.55 River Monsters
9.30 ITV Racing: Opening Show
10.30 The Car Chasers
11.00 LIVE Tour de France
Coverage of stage eight of the
prestigious race, featuring a
hilly 200km course from
Macon to Saint-Etienne.
4.45 PM Monster Carp
6.20 River Monsters
6.50 Football’s Greatest: Eusebio8.00 AM Friends
12.00 NOONFILM Bring It
On: Worldwide
Cheersmack Drama
with Cristine Prosperi.
(2017, 12, 120min) ★★
2.00 PM My Name Is Earl
3.00 Friends (S7)
6.30 Takeshi’s Castl
7.00 FILM Legally Blonde 2:
Red, White & Blonde
Comedy sequel starring
Reese Witherspoon.
(2003, PG, 95min) ★★
9.00 FILM The Other Guys
Farcical crime comedy
starring Will Ferrell and
Mark Wahlberg. (2010,
12, 107min) ★★★★
11.00 Amy Schumer Live:
Mostly Sex Stuff
12.00 M’T Desiree Burch:
Comedy Central Live
12.30 AM Friends (S8)
3.30 My Name Is Earl (S4)
4.15 to 5.00 AM Impractical
Jokers: Inside Jokes6.00 AM The Waltons (S5)
7.00 Highway to Heaven
8.00 Due South
1.00 PM The Persuaders!
5.00 Randall and Hopkirk
(Deceased) Double bill.
7.00 Randall and Hopkirk
(Deceased)Who Killed
Cock Robin? A bird-lover
leaves a strange will.
8.00 The Man from
Nowhere: Jeannie
meets a man who
claims to be the
reincarnation of Marty.
9.00 FILM Convoy Action
comedy starring Kris
Kristofferson. Speeding
truckers flee for the
state line, pursued
by the police. (1978,
12, 110min) ★★★
11.25 M*A*S*H 1/24. (S1)
12.00 M’T M*A*S*H 2/24. (S1)
12. 3 0 AM M*A*S*H ( S1 )
3.00 The Persuaders!
5.00 to 6.00 AM Randall and
Hopkirk (Deceased)15 212 3 11 112112812132 1813073703415 212 3 11 14 414 4 19 157 112112812132 18130737011.00 The Hunt for the Shoe Rapist
How a serial rapist was caught.
12.00 M’T Murders That Shocked
the Nation The Kray twins.
1.00 AM Criminal Minds (S5)
4.00 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK
5.00 to 6.00 AM
Nothing to Declare11.20 True DetectiveAfter You’ve
Gone: 7/8. Cohle persuades
Hart to help him reinvestigate
the Dora Lange case.
12. 3 0 AM True Detective 8/8. (S1)
1.45 Six Feet Under 3&4/13. (S2)
4.10 The Guest Wing
5.05 to 6.00 AM Fish Town11.00 Bottom Double bill.
12.20 AM Citizen Khan The Khans
decide to invite Amjad’s
parents over for dinner.
1.00 Spaced
2.35 Harry Hill’s TV Burp
3.00 Lucky Feller
3.25 to 4.00 AM Bottom11.00 LewisDown Among the
Fearful: Following the murder
of a psychologist who was
moonlighting as a psychic,
Lewis struggles to unravel the
victim’s baffling double life.
12.55 to 2.15 AM Classic
Emmerdale12.00 M’T The Big Fight Manny
Pacquiao and Keith Thurman
come face-to-face ahead
of fight in Las Vegas.
12.30 AM The Sweeney
1.30 The Protectors
2.05 to 2.50 AM Better
Late Than Never9.00 Murders That Shocked... 8.00 Without a Trace 9.00 Mrs Brown’s Boys 12.45 Agatha Christie’s Marple 6.20 River Monsters