TV&Satellite Week 37
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113113813 13 7 16 4 320385FOX
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13 714 3 20347 11 012 78.00 AM Monk 13/16. (S6)
9.00 Bones 22/23. (S6)
10.00 NCIS 11/24. (S14)
11.00 The Mentalist 6/22. (S6)
12.00 NOON NCIS 12/24. (S14)
1.00 PM Bones 23/23. (S6)
2.00 NCIS 13/24. (S14)
3.00 The Mentalist 7/22. (S6)
4.00 Bones 1/13. (S7)
5.00 NCIS 14/24. (S14)
6.00 The Mentalist 8/22. Jane
seeks solace in a church as
he prepares to come face-
to-face with Red John. (S6)8.00 AM Law & Order (S11)
12.00 NOON NCIS 10/24. (S8)
1.00 PM NCIS Six episodes of the
crime drama, including at:
3.0013/24. The team
suspect a US Marine has
beaten her husband to death.
4.00 14/24. The team take
psychological evaluations.
5.0015/24. The team
protect the daughter of a
foreign defence secretary.
6.00 16/24. A Marine’s teeth
and fingertips are found in a
thief’s stolen purse. (S8)6.10 AM The Bill A murder
investigation reaches deadlock.
7.00 New recruit PC Mel
Ryder teams up with Smithy.
8.00 Smithy goes undercover.
9.00 Smithy meets the leader
of the gun-running gang.
10.00 Smithy discovers one
of the gang’s weapons has
been used in a recent murder.
11.00 Tipping Point
12.00 NOON Tipping Point
1.00 PM Tipping Point Six editions
of the arcade-themed quiz
show hosted by Ben Shephard.7.10 AM Murdoch Mysteries
9.00 Rizzoli & Isles 6&7/18. (S6)
11.00 Inspector George Gently
1.00 PM Inspector Alleyn
MysteriesDeath at the Bar.
3.10 Shakespeare & Hathaway
- Private Investigators (S1)
5.10 Death in Paradise 4/8.
A bride-to-be is found dead.
Guest stars Amy Nuttall,
William Ash and Ali Bastian.
6.30 5/8. A rock singer is
electrocuted in a swimming
pool. Neil Morrissey and
Sally Phillips guest star. (S4)
7.55 Death in Paradise
The Perfect Murder:
6/8. A volleyball player
is murdered. Guest
stars Joe Absolom and
Colin McFarlane. (S4)
8.00 Major CrimesSanctuary
City – Part Three:
3/13. Part three of fi ve.
Sharon’s personal life
threatens her career.8.00 NCISDouble Trouble:
4/24. Vance teams up
with Gibbs to investigate
a murder connected
to his past. (S13)10.00 New TricksThe Crazy
Gang: The team
investigate the murder
of a political activist
15 years earlier.
10.00 Law & Order: Special
Victims UnitPerver ted
Justice: 21/23. The
daughter of a rapist tries to
have him released. (S16)10.00 Family Guy 19/20. Chris’s
girlfriend gets deported.
10.30 20/20. Peter’s past
as a sperm donor catches
up with him. (S15)7.00 FILM Flight of the
Navigator Sci-fi fantasy
adventure starring Joey
Cramer, Sarah Jessica
Parker and Veronica
Cartwright. A 12-year-old
boy goes on a mission
to a distant planet.
(1986, U, 89min) ★★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●7.00 Outnumbered
Sue and Pete try to
resolve their differences.
7.40 The Brockmans
have to decide who to
take to a family funeral.
8.20 Sue grows tired
of the boys’ attitude
to housework so
tries to civilise them.7.00 Private EyesFull Court
Press: 2/12. Comedy
starring Jason Priestley
and Cindy Sampson. (S3)7.00 NCIS: New Orleans
Legacy: 4/24. A petty
offi cer is found
murdered under a
shrimping boat. (S5)9.00 New TricksLife
Expectancy: A bloodstained
bust is uncovered
during construction
work in a cemetery.
9.00 FILM Immortals Epic
action adventure based
on Greek mythology
starring Henry Cavill and
Mickey Rourke. A young
peasant goes into battle
against an evil king. With
Freida Pinto, John Hurt
and Stephen Dorff.
(2011, 15, 110min) ★★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●9.00 FILM Step Brothers
Comedy starring Will
Ferrell and John C Reilly.
Two middle-aged
stepbrothers learn that
they must share a room
after their single parents
get married. (2008,
15, 97min) ★★★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●9.00 Major CrimesSanctuary
City – Part Four: 4/13.
Part four of fi ve. Sharon
fears two of the missing
boys may be killers. (S6)9.00 LuciferMy Brother’s
Keeper: 14/26. One of
Ella’s brothers is suspected
of being behind the theft
of a diamond. (S3)6.00 AM Star Trek: Voyager
8.00 Teleshopping
11.00 Star Trek: Voyager 5/16. (S1)
12.00 NOONFILM Grimm’s Snow
White Fantasy adventure
starring Eliza Bennet and Jane
March. (2012, 12, 90min) ★
2.00 PMFILM LadyHawke
Medieval fantasy adventure
starring Matthew Broderick.
(1985, PG, 118min) ★★★
4.40 FILM Batteries Not Included
Sci-fi fantasy starring Hume
Cronyn and Jessica Tandy.
(1987, PG, 105min) ★★★★6.00 AM Highlights- 3 0 Tales of the Unexpected
10.00 Bafta: Life in Pictures
11.00 Discovering:
Eli Wallach
12.00 NOON Discovering:
Richard Widmark
1.00 PM Discovering:
Terence Stamp
2.00 Discovering:
Max von Sydow
3.00 Discovering:
Julie Andrews
4.00 Classic Albums
6.00 Breaking a Monster
7.40 Iron Maiden:
Somewhere Back
in Time – Live
9.00 NEW The Godfathers
of Hardcore
11.00 FILM Iron Maiden:
Flight 666 Rock
documentary. (2009,
15, 112min) ★★★★
1.15 AM Download Festival
2 019 Highlights show.
4.00 Trailblazers:
New Romantics
5.00 to 6.00 AM
Trailblazers: Pop Radio
8.00 AM Cruise TV with
LoveitBookit
9.00 Access Showbiz news.
9.10 CSI: NY 8&9/23. (S6)
10.50 NCIS 19/24. (S12)
11.50 Murder, She Wrote- 5 5 PM Murder, She Wrote
5.05 Jesse Stone: Death in
Paradise Mystery.
7.00 NCIS (S12)
9.00 Criminal Minds:
Suspect Behavior
The Girl in the Blue
Mask: 12/13. (S1)
10.00 Law & Order:
Special Victims Unit
Ritual: 14/25. The
Unit investigate a
ritualistic murder. (S5)
10.55 Law & Order: Special
Victims Unit (S5) - 5 5 AM Law & Order:
Special Victims Unit
1.50 Law & Order: Los
Angeles 9/22. (S1)
2.50 Hannibal8/13. (S1)
3.50 to 4.00 AM Access
9.00 AM Four in a Bed
11.30 Extreme Cake Makers
12.00 NOON Couples Come
Dine with Me
3.00 PM The Simpsons
4.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen
Nightmares USA
7.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen
Nightmares USA
The chef helps the
owners of Jack’s
Waterfront, Michigan.
8.00 Location, Location,
Location Phil catches
up with two couples.
9.00 Celebrity Gogglebox
Double bill. A rolling
cast of famous faces
appraise the week’s TV.
11.05 8 Out of 10 Cats
Does Countdown
12.05 AM 24 Hours in A&E
1.10 The Supervet:
Noel Fitzpatrick
2.10 Catch-22 4/6. (S1)
3.10 Travel Man: 48 Hours
in Oslo With Fay Ripley.
3.40 to 4.40 AM Kitchen
Nightmares USA8.00 AM Celebs on the Ranch
8.45 My Wife and Kids
9.40 Two and a Half Men- 25 PM Two and a Half Men
4.10 FILM The Time
Machine Sci-fi action
adventure starring
Guy Pearce. (2002,
PG, 96min) ★★
6.05 FILM Ace Ventura Pet
Detective Comedy
with Jim Carrey. (1993,
12, 86min) ★★★★ - 5 0 FILM White Chicks
Comedy starring Shawn
and Marlon Wayans.
(2004, 15, 109min) ★
10.00 Wentworth Prison NEW
EPISODE 6/10. (S7)
11.05 FILM The Break-Up
Comedy drama starring
Vince Vaughn and
Jennifer Aniston. (2006,
12, 107min) ★★★
1.15 AM Spartacus: War
of the Damned (S4)
3.35 to 4.00 AM
Two and a Half Men
7.10 AM Lovejoy
11.00 Sharpe
1.00 PM Pie in the Sky
3.00 The Coroner
4.00 Father Brown
5.00 Maisie Raine
6.00 Hetty Wainthropp
Investigates
7.00 WPC 56Walk the Line:
Annie’s involvement in a
murder case causes a
rift with her father.
8.00 The Doctor Blake
MysteriesWomen and
Children: 6/8. (S3)
9.00 HarrowMens Rea
(Guilty Mind) 10/10.
The pathologist deals
with his most bizarre
post-mortem yet. (S1)
10.00 RebusKnots and
Crosses: A spate of
gangland killings
threaten Rebus’s career.
11.35 Shetland
12. 5 5 AM Agatha Christie:
A Life in Pictures
2.40 Garden Hopping
3.15 to 4.00 AM
Steptoe and Son7.00 AM News
8.00 Revenge Body with
Khloe Kardashian
11.00 News: Daily Pop
12.00 NOON Keeping Up
with the Kardashians
2.00 PM Botched
4.00 Hollywood Medium
with Tyler Henry
5.00 Keeping Up with
the Kardashians
6.00 Relatively Nat & Liv
7.00 News Showbiz news.
8.00 Keeping Up with
the Kardashians
Kim’s loyalty to her
husband becomes a
source of conflict.
9.00 Kim resolves to
show Kourtney how
far Scott has come
as a family man.
10.00 The family head
to Bali for a holiday.
11.00 Relatively Nat & Liv
12.00 M’T Botched
2.00 AM Teleshopping
3.00 Keeping Up with
the Kardashians
4.00 to 5.00 AM News13 J u l y
11.00 Waco 2/6. ATF agent Jacob
Vasquez begins undercover
surveillance on the Mount
Carmel compound. (S1)
12.05 AM Maisie Raine 5&6/6.
Double bill of the drama. (S2)
2.15 to 4.00 AM
Murdoch Mysteries
11 .1 0 FILM Heat Crime thriller
starring Robert De Niro.
(1995, 15, 171min) ★★★★★
2.50 AM Star Trek: The Next
Generation 24/26. (S7)
4.00 to 6.00 AMFILM Dinosaur
Island Fantasy adventure.
(2014, PG, 79min) ★11.00 Love ConnectionNEW
EDITION Dating show.
12.00 M’T John Bishop: In
Conversation with Ken Loach
1.00 AM The Davina Hour
1.50 to 3.00 AM John Bishop:
In Conversation with
Nadiya Hussain11.00 Law & Order: Special
Victims Unit 22/23. (S16)
12.00 M’T Law & Order: Special
Victims Unit 23/23. (S16)
1.00 AM Law & Order: Special
Victims Unit. 1/22. (S8)
2.00 CSI: Miami (S4)
4.00 to 5.00 AM Numb3rs11.00 American Dad! Double bill of
the animated series. (S15&6)
12.00 M’T Family Guy (S16)
12. 3 0 AM Family Guy (S11)
1.00 American Dad! (S6)
2.00 Family Guy (S1)
3.00 American Dad! (S6)
4.00 to 5.00 AM Monk9.00 New Tricks 4.40 Batteries Not Included 9.00 Step Brothers 7.0 0 Private Eyes 4.00 Bones