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Sky Premiere
301301842431 401 501Sky Disney
304304845435 405 503Sky Action
306306847 437 407 502Sky Comedy
307307848 438 408 506Sky Family
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302302843433 403Sky Greats
303303844434 404TCM
508 315315854 415 416 512Talking Pictures
328 445 81 306Horror
317 14 9 70 13 850513 910.20Obey 8.00 Mary Poppins 4.50 Diary of a Wimpy Kid 8.00 Streetfighter 8.00 Paul Blart: Mall CopPREMIERE
★★★★★Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor8.00 A Star Is Born Drama
starring Lady Gaga and
Bradley Cooper. Following
a gig, a fading music star
happens upon a
nightclub singer-
songwriter. Their instant
chemistry leads to a
tempestuous romance as
he helps her on the road
to stardom. (2018, 15,
136min) ★★★★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●8.00 Mary Poppins Oscar-
winning fantasy starring
Julie Andrews and Dick
Van Dyke. A magical
nanny transforms the
lives of a stuffy banker’s
two children when she
descends from the
skies to their home in
Edwardian London. With
David Tomlinson. (1964,
U, 133min) ★★★★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●8.00 Hook Steven Spielberg’s
fantasy adventure based
on JM Barrie’s Peter Pan,
starring Robin Williams
and Dustin Hoffman.
A middle-aged Peter
Pan has to rediscover
his former self to save
his children from his old
enemy, Captain Hook.
With Julia Roberts.
(1991, U, 140min) ★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●8.00 Streetfi ghter Martial arts
action drama based on
the popular computer
game, starring Jean-
Claude Van Damme.
A military commander
leads a covert mission to
free hostages taken by a
power-crazed dictator.
(1994, 12, 102min) ★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●8.00 Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Comedy with Kevin James
and Jayma Mays. An
overweight security guard
becomes an unlikely
hero when a gang
targets his mall’s bank.
(2009, PG, 91min) ★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●
9.40 Tag Comedy starring
Jeremy Renner. A group
of former classmates
organise a game of tag
that requires some to
travel all over the US.
(2018, 15, 100min) ★★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●10.20 PREMIERE Obey Drama
with Marcus Rutherford,
Sophie Kennedy Clark
and Michael Quartey.
(2018, 15, 110min) ★★
See review, page 19
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●10.25 The Princess Diaries 2:
Royal Engagement
Romantic comedy sequel
starring Anne Hathaway
and Julie Andrews.
(2004, U, 113min) ★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●10.25 Alpha Adventure starring
Kodi Smit-McPhee. A
young prehistoric man
attempts to survive in the
wilderness after he is left
for dead by his tribe.
(2018, 12, 96min) ★★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●10.00 Skyscraper Action
thriller starring Dwayne
Johnson. A security
expert must infi ltrate a
burning skyscraper, 225
storeys above ground,
when his family is trapped
inside by criminals. (2018,
12, 102min) ★★★
12 .10 AM Two for Joy Drama. SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●
(2018, 15, 88min) ★★★
1.55 The Keeping Hours Horror.
(2016, 12, 91min) ★★★
3.45 Possum Horror thriller.
(2018, 15, 85min) ★★★★
5.30 to 6.00 AM
Final Score: Special12. 2 5 AM Tron Sci-fi thriller. (1982,
PG, 96min) ★★★★
2.10 Basil the Great Mouse
Detective (1986) ★★★
3.35 The Fox and the Hound
Animation. (1981, U) ★★★
5.10 to 6.50 AM Homeward
Bound II: Lost in San
Francisco (1996, U) ★★12.05 AM Space Jam Comedy.
(1996, U, 87min) ★★★
1.45 Basmati Blues Comedy.
(2017, PG, 106min) ★★
3.40 Alpha As 10.25pm.
5.25 to 7.10 AM My Pet Dinosaur
Adventure starring Jordan
Dulieu. (2017, PG, 98min) ★★12.00 M’T Machete Thriller with
Danny Trejo and Robert De
Niro. (2010, 18, 104min) ★★★
2.00 AM End of Days Thriller with
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
(1999, 18, 121min) ★★
4.05 to 6.00 AM Rio Grande
Western. (1950, b/w) ★★★★11.30 Bad Teacher Comedy
starring Cameron Diaz,
Justin Timberlake and Lucy
Punch. (2011, 15, 92min) ★★
1.15 AM American Pie: The
Wedding Teen comedy
sequel. (2003, 15, 96min) ★
3.00 Night Owls Romantic
comedy starring Adam Pally.
(2015, 15, 90min) ★★★★
4.40 to 6.30 AM Roxanne
Comedy with Steve Martin.
(1987, PG, 102min) ★★★★6.00 AM Racetime! As 4.45pm.
7.35 Juliet, Naked As 3.00pm.
9.20 Daughter of the Wolf
As shown at 6.20pm.
11.00 PREMIERE Obey As 10.20pm.
12.40 PM A Star Is Born As 8pm.
3.00 Juliet, Naked Romantic
comedy starring Ethan Hawke.
(2018, 15, 97min) ★★★
4.45 Racetime! Animation.
(2018, U, 89min) ★★★
6.20 Daughter of the Wolf
Thriller. (2019, 15, 88min) ★★7.05 AM Luis and the Aliens
8.35 Teen Titans Go! To the Movies
10.05 Diary of a Wimpy Kid (2010)
11.40 The Swan Princess: The
Secret of the Castle Cartoon.
(1997, U, 89min) ★★
12.55 PM Hook As 8.00pm.
3.20 Luis and the Aliens Animation.
(2018, U, 86min) ★★
4.50 Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Comedy. (2010, PG) ★★★
6.30 Teen Titans Go! To the Movies
Animation. (2018, PG) ★★★6.35 AM The Bounty Hunter
Romantic comedy thriller.
(2010, 12, 110min) ★★★
8.35 Drillbit Taylor Comedy.
(2008, 12, 97min) ★★
10.20 The Top Ten Show
10.40 The Longest Yard Comedy.
(2005, 12, 113min) ★★
12.40 PM Paul Blart: Mall Cop
2.20 Tag As shown at 9.40pm.
4.10 Tootsie (1982) ★★★★
6.10 Here Comes the Boom
Comedy. (2012, 12) ★★★7.00 AM Alexander and the
Terrible... As 3.45pm.
8.30 The Jungle Book As 6.35pm.
10.00 Cinderella As 5.15pm.
11. 2 0 The Princess Diaries 2: Royal
Engagement As 10.25pm.- 2 0 PM Mary Poppins As 8pm.
3.45 Alexander and the Terrible,
Horrible, No Good, Very Bad
Day Comedy. (2014) ★★★
5.15 Cinderella (1950, U) ★★★★
6.35 The Jungle Book Animation.
(1967, U, 78min) ★★★★★
6.45 AM Geostorm Sci-fi thriller
starring Gerard Butler and Jim
Sturgess. (2017, 12, 120min) ★
8.45 Justice League As 5.45pm.
11.00 Streetfighter As 8.00pm.
1.00 PM Skyscraper As 10.00pm.
3.00 The Top Ten Show
3.15 Kingdom of Heaven Ridley
Scott’s epic historical drama.
(2005, 15, 144min) ★★★★
5.45 Justice League Adventure
starring Ben Affleck and Gal
Gadot. (2017, 12, 120min) ★★11.50 The Omen Horror thriller.
(1976, 15, 111min) ★★★★★- 5 5 AM The Constant Gardener
Romantic political thriller.
(2005, 15, 129min) ★★★★
4.15 to 6.30 AM Chariots of Fire
Historical sporting drama.
(1981, U, 120min) ★★★★★
11.35 Pale Rider Western adventure.
(1985, 15, 115min) ★★★
1.55 AM Around the World in 80
Days Comedy. (1956, U) ★★★
5.00 to 6.00 AM Hollywood’s
Best Film Directors12. 4 5 AM Don’t Blink Horror starring
Mena Suvari and Brian Austin
Green. (2014, 15, 88min) ★★
2.35 Vault of Horror Horror chiller.
(1973, 15, 87min) ★★
4.20 to 4.30 AM Horror Highlights1.00 AM Batman Adventure.
(1989, 15, 121min) ★★★★
3.15 Extremely Wicked, Shockingly
Evil and Vile: Special
3.45 Mamma Mia! As 2.30pm.
5.45 to 8.55 AM King Kong
Fantasy adventure remake.
(2005, 12, 187min) ★★★★11.45 The Birthday Party Harold
Pinter’s sinister drama.
(1968, 18, 123min) ★★★
2 .15 AM The Gentle Touch
3.15 The Gay Dog Comedy
starring Wilfred Pickles.
(1954, b/w, U, 89min) ★★
5.00 to 6.00 AM Vacant Possession6.15 AM Batman As shown at 1am.
8.25 Up As shown at 4.20pm.
10.05 Jumanji: Welcome to the
Jungle As shown at 6.00pm.
12.05 PM Ready Player One As 8pm.
2.30 Mamma Mia! Musical.
(2008, PG, 108min) ★★★★
4.20 Up Animated adventure.
(2009, U, 92min) ★★★★★
6.00 Jumanji: Welcome to the
Jungle Comedy. (2017) ★★★6.00 AM The Last Curtain (1937)
7.20 June Allyson
7.50 Sailor Beware! (1956) ★★
9.30 The Peke Speaks
10.10 Duel in the Sun (1946) ★★★
12. 4 5 PM A Cry from the Streets
Drama. (1958, b/w, U) ★★★
2.40 Unguarded Moments
2.45 Blind Corner (1963) ★★
4.20 Conflict of Wings (1954) ★★★
6.00 Get Some In!6.00 AM The Nut Job 2: Nutty by
Nature Animated adventure
sequel. (2017, U, 91min) ★★
7.40 Chariots of Fire As 4.15am.
9.45 Tombstone As 5.50pm.
12.00 NOON Shallow Hal As 8pm.- 5 5 PM The Constant Gardener
4.05 Cocktail Romantic drama.
(1988, 15, 103min) ★★
5.50 Tombstone Western adventure.
(1993, 15, 129min) ★★★★
6.00 AM Hollywood’s Best Film
Directors Triple bill.
7.40 Al Capone (1959) ★★★
10.00 Along Came Jones Western.
(1945, b/w, PG, 90min) ★★
12.00 NOON Cattle Town Western.
(1952, b/w, U, 71min) ★★
1.30 PM Waterloo (1970) ★★★
4.15 Oregon Passage (1957) ★★
5.55 The Brass Legend Western.
(1956, b/w, PG, 79min) ★8.00 AM Lost in Space
9.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
10.00 Star Trek
11.00 Inferno Drama. (1998, 12) ★★
12. 5 0 PM Horror Highlights
1.00 Meteor Apocalypse (2010) ★
2.50 Horror Highlights
3.00 Andromeda
4.00 Night of the Demon Chiller.
(1957, b/w, PG, 91min) ★★★★
5.50 Horror Highlights
8.00 Ready Player One Fantasy
with Tye Sheridan and Olivia
Cooke. Gamers explore a
virtual world in the quest for a
deceased tycoon’s fortune.
(2018, 12, 140min) ★★★★
10.25 Batman v Superman: Dawn of
Justice Action adventure
starring Ben Affleck and Henry
Cavill. The two superheroes’
mutual distrust leads them
into a battle to the death
manipulated by a billionaire.
(2016, 12, 164min) ★★6.30 Jet Storm Suspense thriller
starring Richard Attenborough.
A scientist causes mayhem
on a plane in an attempt to
avenge his daughter’s death.
(1959, b/w, PG, 86min) ★★
8.15 Nine, Dalmuir West
8.30 Public Eye
9.30 Hell Drivers Drama starring
Stanley Baker. An ex-convict
joins a group of daredevil
lorry drivers working for an
unscrupulous haulage company.
(1957, b/w, PG, 104min) ★★★8.00 Shallow Hal Romantic comedy
starring Gwyneth Paltrow and
Jack Black. A shallow man is
hypnotised into seeing the
inner beauty of a 300-pound
woman and falls in love with her.
(2001, 12, 113min) ★★★★
10.00 The Warriors Thriller directed
by Walter Hill and starring
Michael Beck and James Remar.
A New York street gang have to
fight their way across New York
to reach the safety of their own
turf. (1979, 15, 94min) ★★★7.35 Badman’s Country Western
starring George Montgomery,
Neville Brand and Buster
Crabbe. Famous lawmen tackle
Butch Cassidy and his gang.
(1958, b/w, PG, 85min) ★★
9.00 Magnum Force Thriller sequel
to Dirty Harry, starring Clint
Eastwood, David Soul and Hal
Holbrook. Inspector Harry
Callahan investigates a wave of
underworld killings in San
Francisco. With Mitchell Ryan.
(1973, 18, 117min) ★★★★6.00 Star Trek
7.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
8.00 Earth: Final Conflict
9.00 Fright Night Darkly comic
horror starring Chris Sarandon.
A teenager becomes convinced
his new neighbour is a vampire.
(1985, 18, 105min) ★★★★
11.05 The Strangers Horror thriller
starring Liv Tyler. A couple are
terrorised by three masked
strangers while spending the
night in a holiday home.
(2008, 15, 82min) ★★