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10 610 6 806 11 0 10 9116 116 107 9/82 10 617 311 0 1076.00 AM Milkshake!
9.15 Jeremy Vine (S)
11.15 Bargain-Loving Brits in the
Sun In Benidorm. (S)(R)
12 .10 PM News (S)
12.15 Police Interceptors (S)(R)
1.10 Access Showbiz news. (S)
1.15 Home and Away (S)(AD)
1.45 Neighbours (S)(AD)
2 .15 FILM PREMIERE The
Narcissist Mystery thriller.
(S) (2019, 12, 105min) ★★
4.00 Friends 15&16/24. (S9) (S)(R)
5.00 News (S)
5.30 Neighbours Yashvi offers tours
featuring locations connected
to Finn. (S)(R)(AD)
6.00 Home and Away Leah and
Justin race to stop Mason from
buying cannabis. (S)(R)(AD)
6.30 News (S)
6.00 AM Monkey Life (S)(R)(AD)
7.00 Animal 999 (S)(R)
8.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue (S)(R)
9.00 Road Wars (S)(R)
10.00 Highway Patrol (S)(R)(AD)
11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (S6) (S)(R)
1.00 PM Hawaii Five-0 2&3/24.
Double bill. (S1) (S)(R)
3.00 MacGyver 1/23. (S2) (S)(R)
4.00 Modern Family 22&23/24.
Double bill. (S5) (S)(R)
5.00 The Simpsons (S)(R)
5.30 FuturamaGame of Tones: The
gang travel back in time to
1999 via Fry’s dreams. (S)(R)
6.00 Murder on the Planet
Express: A flesh-eating alien
targets the crew. (S)(R)
6.30 The SimpsonsSimple Simpson:
Mr Burns orders Homer to
attack the Dalai Lama. (S)(R)6.00 AM The Funniest Animals
6.20 Judge Rinder
7.10 Dinner Date
8.00 Emmerdale
8.30 Coronation Street
9.25 Ellen DeGeneres Show
10.25 Superstore
11.15 Dress to Impress
12 .15 PM Emmerdale
12.45 Coronation Street
1.50 Ellen DeGeneres Show
2.45 Dinner Date
3.50 Dress to Impress
4.50 Take Me Out6.00 AM Hollyoaks
7.00 Rules of Engagement
8.00 How I Met Your Mother
9.00 Melissa & Joey
10.00 The Big Bang Theory
11.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine
12.00 NOON Young Sheldon
1.00 PM The Big Bang Theory
2.00 Melissa & Joey
3.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine
4.00 Black-ish
5.00 Young Sheldon
6.00 The Big Bang Theory
14&15/24. Double bill. (S4)
6.00 You’ve Been Framed!
Gold Triple bill of clips.
8.00 Two and a Half Men (S9)
9.00 Love Island NEW
EDITION Iain Stirling
commentates on the latest
from the island of romance.
10.00 Shopping with Keith
Lemon NEW EDITION
7/8. Comedy chat show in
which Keith Lemon takes
famous faces shopping
while also talking about
their lives and careers.
10.35 Family GuyTurban
Cowboy: 15/22. Joe and
Quagmire are suspicious
of Peter’s new friend
Mahmoud. (S11)7.00 HollyoaksDrama.
7.30 School of Rock NEW
EDITION 4/12. (S1)
8.00 The Big Bang Theory (S7)
9.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine
NEW EPISODE 16/18. The
squad bring the Halloween
Heist forward. (S6)
9.30 The Good Place NEW
EPISODE 8/13. Eleanor lets
Chidi in on a secret. (S2)
10.00 The Other Two SERIES
FINALE 10/10. Chase
performs live at the Video
Music Awards. (S1)11.05 Family Guy
11.30 American Dad!
12. 2 5 AM Hey Tracey!
1.10 Two and a Half Men
2.05 to 2.20 AM Totally
Bonkers Guinness
World Records10.30 The Inbetweeners
11.40 The Big Bang Theory
12. 35 AM Brooklyn Nine-Nine
1.35 Rick and Morty
2.05 Robot Chicken
2.35 The Other Two
2.55 The Good Place
3.20 The Big Bang Theory
4.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine
5.10 to 6.00 AM How I Met
Your Mother18 July
7.00 Cricket on 5
Highlights from the opening
day’s play of the only Test
match in the Women’s Ashes
series between England and
Australia, which is being
contested at the County
Ground in Taunton. (S)
- 0 0 The Simpsons
The Way We Weren’t:
Homer tells the story of his
fi rst love – a girl he kissed
at summer camp. (S)(R)
7. 3 0 Bart-Mangled Banner:
Bart accidentally moons
the American fl ag. (S)(R)
8.00 Dirty Britain:
Grime & Punishment
5/6. David sets up a
hidden camera to catch a
fl y-tipper in the act, while
Mick and Danny track a
shopkeeper who is illegally
dumping rubbish. (S)
8.00The Simpsons
Treehouse of Horror XIV:
Homer becomes the Grim
Reaper, only to learn Marge’s
name is on his list. (S)(R)
8.30 Treehouse of Horror
XV: Flanders can see into
the future. (S)(R)9.00 The Hotel Inspector
7/8. Alex Polizzi is called to
The George Hotel, a village
pub with 10 rooms in West
Sussex, where owners Chris
and Leisha have run out of
money and momentum after
just more than a year. (S)
9.00 An Idiot Abroad
Karl Pilkington’s journey
continues in Egypt, where
he tastes local delicacies
including rabbit meat, and
takes a boat ride down
the River Nile, before visiting
the pyramids. (S)(R)(AD)10.00 Eamonn & Ruth
Do Vegas
3/4. Every year, 40 million
people fl ood into Las Vegas.
Eamonn Holmes and Ruth
Langsford join some of them
to investigate the lifestyles
of the super-rich. (S)(R)
10.00 Micky Flanagan’s
Detour de France
Micky and his friend
Noel Lynch stop off at a
psychiatric hospital that once
treated Vincent van Gogh,
and meet former F1 driver
David Coulthard. (S)(R)(AD)12.00 M’T In Therapy: Kerry Katona
The singer undergoes
psychological evaluations. (S)(R)
1.00 AM 21.co.uk Live Casino Show
3.00 Access Showbiz news. (S)
3.10 Drain the Ocean: Egypt’s
Lost Wonder (S)(R)
4.00 Inside Britain’s Biggest
Mosque (S)(SL)(R)
4.45 House Doctor (S)(SL)(R)
5.35 to 6.00 AM Wildlife SOS (S)(R)
11.00 Agatha Raisin The Wizard of
Evesham – Part One: 1/10.
Mystery drama. (S)(R)
12.00 M’T Agatha Raisin
The Wizard of Evesham –
Part Two: 2/10. (S2) (S)(R)
1.00 AM Warrior 4/10. (S1) (S)(R)
2.00 Road Wars (S)(R)
3.00 Motorway Patrol (S)(R)
4.00 Babylon 5 7/22. (S3) (S)(R)
5.00 to 6.00 AM Stargate SG-1 (R)7.00 PM Beyond 100 Days
Followed by Weather
7.30 Top of the Pops: 1988
Featuring performances by
Bros, Heart, Erasure, Sinitta
and Kylie Minogue.
8.00 The Queen’s Palaces
3/3. Exploring Edinburgh’s
Palace of Holyroodhouse.
9.00 Chasing the Moon NEW
EDITION 5/6. NASA’s plans
for the first moon landing.
9.50 SERIES FINALE 6/6.
The moment Neil Armstrong
became the first man to
walk on the moon.
10.40 Blood and Gold: The
Making of Spain with
Simon Sebag Montefiore
2/3. Spain’s hero El Cid.8.55 AM A Place in the Sun:
Winter Sun On Cyprus.
9.45 Escape to the Chateau
10.45 The Great British Bake
Off Caramel Week.
12.00 NOON Find It, Fix It, Flog
It An aluminium boat.
1.05 PM Four in a Bed
3.50 Kirstie and Phil’s Love It
or List It In Harrogate.
4.50 Love It or List It Australia
NEW EDITION11.40 The Secret History of My
Family 1/4. Documentary
charting 200 years of
social history by exploring
different family trees.
12.40 AM Top of the Pops: 1988
1.10 Holst: The Planets with
Professor Brian Cox
2.40 to 3.40 AM The
Queen’s Palaces5.55 The Secret Life of the
Zoo Rare okapi Stomp
must woo female K’Tusha.
6.55 The Supervet Noel
Fitzpatrick helps a boxer
dog that has injuries to its
pelvis and hind legs.
7.55 Great Canal Journeys
Timothy West and Prunella
Scales explore the
Marne-Rhine Canal in
Alsace and Lorraine.
9.00 24 Hours in A&E
Following a woman who
collapsed at home with an
unexplained headache.
10.00 Shut-Ins: Britain’s Fattest
People A man who feels
like his life has come to a
halt because of his obesity.11.05 999: What’s Your
Emergency?
12.05 AM Ramsay’s Kitchen
Nightmares USA
1.05 The Supervet
2.05 The Secret Life of the
Zoo As shown at 5.55pm.
3.15 to 3.55 AM
8 Out of 10 CatsBBC1
SCOTLAND
Sky 9 51, Virgin 862 , Freesat 960
No variations
N. IRELAND
Sky 953 , Virgin 863 , Freesat 9 57
7.00-7.30pm Open for
Summer (S) 10. 25 BBC
Newsline at the Open (S)
10.55 NEW A Cut Too
Far? Male Circumcision (S)
(AD) 11.40 This Week
SERIES FINALE (S) 12. 2 5 -
6.00am BBC News (S)
WALES
Sky 952 , Virgin 864 , Freesat 964
10.35pm NEW Rocket
Man: NASA’s Welsh Hero
(S) 11.25 NEW A Cut Too
Far? Male Circumcision (S)
(AD) 12.05am This Week
SERIES FINALE (S) 12. 5 0
Weather for the Week
Ahead (S) 12.55-6.00am
BBC News (S)BBC2
N. IRELAND
Sky 972 , Freesat 969
10.00-10.30pm Music
Collaborations – BBC Arts
NI presents (S)(R) 11 .15 Vic
& Bob’s Big Night Out (S)
(R)(AD) 11.45pm-12.15am
Live at the Apollo (S)(R)
WALES
Sky 971 , Freesat 971
2.45-3.45pm The
£100K House: Tricks of
the Trade (S)(R)ITV
As main ITV except:
WALES
10.45pm Inside the Ritz
Hotel (S)(R)(AD) 11 .1 0
Love Your Garden (S)(R)
11.40pm-12.35am
Beecham House (S)(R)(AD)S4C
Sky 13 4, Virgin 16 6, Freesat 12 0
6.00am Cyw 12.00noon
Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd
12.05pm Heno 1.00
Prynhawn Da 1. 5 5
Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd
2.00 LIVE Seiclo: Le Tour
de France 4.20 Peppa
4.25 Blero yn Mynd i
Ocido 4.35 Jen a Jim Pob
Dim 4.50 Sion y Chef
5.00 Stwnsh: Ffeil 5.05
Stwnsh: Y Dyfnfor 5.25
Stwnsh: Arthur a Chriw y
Ford Gron 5.35 Stwnsh:
Bernard 5.40 Stwnsh:
Ci Da 6.00 Newyddion
S4C a’r Tywydd 6.05
Y Fets (AD) 7.00 Heno- 3 0 Pobol y Cwm (AD)
8.00 Trysorau’r Teulu
SERIES FINALE9.00
Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd
9.30 Seiclo: Le Tour de
France 10.00 Sbariwns
10.30 Hansh 11.00-
11.35pm Y Stiwdio Gefn
8.00 Dirty Britain: Grime... 9.00 An Idiot Abroad