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11 011 0 810 12 4 310392★★★★★Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor6.00 AM Coronation Street
6.55 Heartbeat
8.00 Murder, She Wrote
8.50 On the Buses
10.00 George and Mildred
10.30 Agatha Christie’s Marple
12.40 PM Heartbeat
1.45 Classic Emmerdale
2.50 Classic Coronation Street
3.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple
5.50 Downton Abbey 2/8.
Shell-shocked new valet
Lang arrives as William gets
his call-up papers. (S2)8.00 Criminal Minds
Damaged: 14/20. Rossi
enlists Prentiss, JJ and
Morgan to help him in a
double murder case. (S3)8.00 Blue BloodsKnockout
Game: 17/22. A pregnant
woman becomes the
latest victim of a vicious
teenage game. (S4)8.00 VeraBroken Promise:
The detective is called
to the University of
Northumberland
when Jamie Marshall,
a promising young
journalism student,
falls to his death from
the top of a disused
faculty building.8.00 Monster CarpNEW
EDITION Ali Hamidi’s
mission to track down the
largest carp takes him to
the Slovenian lakes.6.00 AM Motorway Patrol
7.00 Stop, Search, Seize
8.00 Nothing to Declare
9.00 Criminal Minds 16/23. (S2)
10.00 CSI 23/23. (S10)
11.00 Customs UK
12.00 NOON Brit Cops:
Rapid Response
1.00 PM Sun, Sea and A&E
2.00 Motorway Patrol
3.00 Road Wars
4.00 Nothing to Declare
5.00 Border Patrol
5.55 Nothing to Declare6.00 AM The Guest Wing
7.00 Richard E Grant’s Hotel
Secrets Exploring Berlin.
8.00 Urban Secrets In London.
9.00 Discovering: Natalie Wood
10.00 The West Wing (S2)
12.00 NOON Without a Trace (S1)
2.00 PM Blue Bloods 16/22. (S4)
3.00 The West Wing (S2)
5.00 Without a Trace 13/23. The
team investigate when a
distraught father goes missing.
6.00 14/23. The team look
into the disappearance
of a flight attendant. (S1)7.10 AM A Sharp Intake of Breath
8.00 The Green Green Grass
8.40 You Rang, M’Lord?
9.40 Last of the Summer Wine
11.40 Keeping Up Appearances
12.20 PM The Green Green Grass
1.00 Are You Being Served?
1.40 dinnerladies As 9.00pm.
2.20 Open All Hours As 7.40pm.
3.00 Only Fools and Horses
3.40 Last of the Summer Wine
5.40 Are You Being Served?
6.20 Keeping Up Appearances
Emmet rehearses a musical.10.00 Criminal MindsPleasure
Is My Business: 16/26. A
female serial killer poses
as a high-class call-girl to
prey on executives. (S4)10.00 Big Little Lies
The Bad Mother: 6/7.
Drama starring Reese
Witherspoon and
Nicole Kidman. (S2)10.00 Foyle’s WarAll Clear:
3/3. A murder mars the
victory celebration
preparations. Guest stars
Jay Benedict. (S6)6.45 My Kitchen Rules:
Australia NEW EDITION
Friends Lyn and Sal team
up to compete as the
cooking contest heats up.7.00 CSIThe Theory of
Everything: 15/17.
A prisoner bursts
into fl ames while
trying to escape. (S8)7.00 Blackadder II 3/6.
Edmund embarks on a
voyage. With Tom Baker.
7.40 Open All Hours
Arkwright decides
that Granville needs
toughening up.
8.20 Only Fools and Horses
Rodney unwittingly
causes a family crisis.7.00 Murder, She Wrote
The Trouble with Seth:
Jessica investigates
when her friend Seth
disappears without trace.7.00 Tour de France
Highlights Action from
stage 12 of the race,
from Toulouse to
Bagneres-de-Bigorre.9.00 The Rookie NEW
EPISODEHomefront:
18/20. Nolan discovers
he is being sued for using
excessive force. (S1)9.00 Riviera SERIES FINALE
10/10. Irina’s fate forces
Georgina to face up to the
damage she has infl icted
on the family. (S2)9.00 dinnerladies Philippa has
a bright idea for raising
the kitchen staff’s spirits.
9.40 Blackadder II 4/6.
Edmund antagonises the
bloodthirsty Bishop
of Bath and Wells.
10.20 The Offi ce A training
day at Wernham Hogg
turns into a sing-song.9.00 FILM Octopussy James
Bond adventure starring
Roger Moore. British
secret agent 007 tangles
with an international
smuggling gang led
by the mysterious
Octopussy. (1983,
PG, 130min) ★★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●6.00 AM The Biggest Loser:
Australia The grand final.
7.15 Fat: The Fight of My Life
8.15 60 Minute Makeover
10.05 My Kitchen Rules:
Australia Double bill.
12. 3 0 PM Monkey Business
1.00 Haven 23&24/26. (S5)
3.00 Relic Hunter (S2)
4.00 Ninja Warrior
Women Tournament
6.00 Stargate SG-1 (S2)
7.00 Stargate SG-1Message
in a Bottle: 7/22. (S2)
8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t
Echo With Kathy Burke.
9.00 How to Get Away with
Murder 4/15. (S5)
10.00 The Force: Manchester
11.00 Highway Cops
12.00 M’T Ross Kemp:
Extreme World
1.00 AM The Rookie (S1)
2.00 Police Ten 7
3.00 Duck Quacks Don’t
Echo As 8.00pm.
4.00 Monkey Business
5.00 to 6.00 AM The Dog
Whisperer6.00 AM Nothing to Declare
7.00 Border Patrol
8.00 Highway Patrol
9.00 Motorway Patrol
10.00 Police Ten 7
11.00 Police Force: Australia
12.00 NOON Road Wars
1.00 PM Send in the Dogs
2.00 Australia’s Front Line
3.00 Nothing to Declare
4.00 America’s Front Line
5.00 Without a Trace (S7)
6.00 Supergirl 14/22. (S2)
7.00 The Flash 11/23. (S3)
8.00 Lost Girl11/16. (S5)
9.00 Killer in My Village
NEW EDITION
10.00 How I Caught the Killer
11.00 The Force: North East
12.00 M’T Banged Up Abroad
1.00 AM Rapid Response
2.00 Road Wars
3.00 America’s Front Line
4.00 Highway Patrol
4.30 Motorway Patrol
5.00 to 6.00 AM
Nothing to Declare7.10 AM The Hurting: Even
Hurtier Double bill.
8.00 American Pickers
9.00 Storage Hunters UK
10.00 American Pickers
1.00 PM World’s Most
Dangerous Roads
2.00 Sin City Motors
3.00 Lazy Boy Garage
4.00 Detroit Steel
5.00 Top Gear Double bill.
7.00 Have I Got a Bit
More News for You
8.00 QI XL With Jo Brand,
Phill Jupitus and
Brendan O’Carroll.
9.00 Live at the Apollo With
Jason Manford, Chris
Ramsey and Doc Brown.
10.00 Judge Romesh
11.00 QI XL With Sue Perkins.
12.00 M’T Mock the Week
12.40 AM Have I Got a Bit
More News for You
1.35 Live at the Apollo
2.40 Judge Romesh
3.25 to 4.00 AM
Mock the Week9.00 AM LittleBe
12.00 NOON Be Beautiful
12 .10 PM Income Property
12.40 The Real Housewives
of Atlanta Reality series.- 35 Million Dollar Listing: LA
2.30 Little Women: LA
3.20 The Real Housewives
of New Jersey
4.15 The Real Housewives
of New York City
6.00 Buying and Selling
8.00 Dinner Date
9.00 NEW SERIES
Vanderpump Rules:
Jax & Brittany Take
Kentucky Double bill
10.00 Married to Medicine
NEW EDITION The
couples experience an
eye-opening group sex
therapy session.
11.00 Ladies of London Julie’s
daughter prepares to
leave for university. - 5 5 PM to 12.45 AM The
Only Way Is Essex
6.00 AM Football’s Greatest:
Diego Maradona
6.10 The Chase
7.00 The Professionals
7.50 Kojak
8.55 Tour de France Highlights
9.55 River Monsters
10.30 LIVE Tour de France
Coverage of stage 12 of
the race, from Toulouse to
Bagneres-de-Bigorre.
4.30 PM River Monsters
4.55 The Professionals
5.55 The Sweeney8.00 AM The Middle (S4)
10.00 My Name Is Earl (S4)
11.00 Friends (S8)
1.00 PM Friends (S8&9)
4.00 My Name Is Earl (S4)
5.00 Friends (S9)
8.00 Takeshi’s Castle
NEW EDITION 5/10.
8.30 Takeshi’s Castle
9.00 FILM The Man from
U.N.C.L.E Spy adventure
based on the 1960s TV
series, starring Henry
Cavill, Armie Hammer,
Alicia Vikander and
Hugh Grant. (2015,
12, 112min) ★★★★
11.00 South Park 11/13. The
boys fall in love with
their supply teacher. (S1)
11. 3 0 2/14. The boys get
a new troop leader. (S5)
12.00 M’T The Ricky Gervais
Show Double bill.
1.00 AM South Park (S11)
3.50 The Daily ShowNEW
EDITION Talk show.
4.15 to 5.00 AM Friends6.00 AM The Waltons
8.00 Touched by an Angel
10.00 Highway to Heaven
1.00 PM Sherlock Holmes
and the Leading Lady
3.00 Rumpole of the Bailey
4.00 Murder, She Wrote
6.00 Tenko 4/10. Marion
and Dorothy have very
different experiences
when they finally return
to their homes. (S3)
7.00 M*A*S*H Four episodes
of the comedy. (S3)
9.00 TaggartThe Best and
the Brightest: A student’s
death in a university
science laboratory is
followed by a second
fatality a day later.
10.30 Users and Losers:
An unemployed man is
found kicked to death.
12.00 M’T Tenko As 6.00pm.
1.00 AM M*A*S*H (S1)
2.00 Rumpole of the Bailey
3.00 The New Avengers
4.00 to 6.00 AM Due South15 212 3 11 112112812132 1813073703415 212 3 11 14 414 4 19 157 112112812132 18130737011.00 Criminal Minds 5/24. A serial
killer targets families. (S6)
12.00 M’T World’s Most Evil Killers
1.00 AM Britain’s Most Evil Killers
2.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response
3.00 Chicago Fire 2/23. (S6)
4.00 Road Wars
5.00 to 6.00 AM The Real A&E11.10 The Sopranos 10/13.
Christopher is faced
with a tough decision.
12. 2 0 AM11/13. Janice loses
patience with Bobby. (S4)
1.20 Six Feet Under 11&12/13. (S2)
3.30 Crashing 5/8. (S3)
4.05 to 6.00 AM The West Wing11.00 Two Pints of Lager...
11.40 I’m Alan Partridge
12.20 AM Smack the Pony
12.55 The Office As 10.20pm.
1.35 Two Pints of Lager...
2.15 Henry IX
2.50 to 4.00 AM
Harry Hill’s TV Burp12.00 M’T to 2.15 AM Inspector
MorseThe Infernal Serpent:
A highly respected scientist
is murdered just before he
is about to deliver a
controversial lecture on
the environment. With guest
star Geoffrey Palmer.11.40 FILM Get Carter Gangster
thriller starring Michael Caine
and Britt Ekland. A tough
London gangster takes on
Newcastle’s underworld to
avenge his brother’s death.
(1971, 18, 112min) ★★★★★
2.00 to 2.50 AM Take the Tower9.00 The Rookie 9.00 Riviera 10.20The Office 8.00 Vera 8.00 Monster CarpLAST ONE