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CBS Justice
14 819 2 39 13 7CBS Drama
14 7 197 71 13 4CBS Reality
14 614 8 66 135Challenge
14 5 13 9 46 14 6Comedy Central Extra
12 7 18 2AMC
18 618 6 840Food Network
17 2 291 41 14 8Good Food
13 313 3 827278 279Paramount Network
15 3 188 18 7 54Really
14 212 8 17 16 05SELECT
15 915 2 55 13 35Spike
15 015 4 31 14114 9Quest Red
14 9 215 38 16 9Quest
132 144 14 417 2 21712 114 16 7Sony Crime
157 19 3 14 3Blaze
18 718 7 216 63 16 2TLC
14 014 08 3116 7 16 8 323377Programmes start at 1pm.1.00 PM Mad Men (S5)
1.55 Law & Order (S3)
2.50 Hollywood’s Best Film
Directors Jon Favreau.
3.20 FILM My Boss’s
Daughter Comedy.
(2003, 12, 86min) ★
5.00 Mad Men (S5)
6.00 Law & Order (S3)
6.55 Zoom In NEW EDITION
7.05 FILM What If Romantic
drama. (2013, 15,
99min) ★★★★
9.00 FILM Rounders
Gambling drama. (1998,
15, 118min) ★★
11 .15 FILM Shotgun Stories
Drama. (2007, 12) ★★
1.00 AMFILM The Rover
Drama. (2014) ★★★
3.00 Hollywood’s Best
Film Directors
3.30 Mad Men (S5)
4.30 to 5.30 AM
Law & Order6.00 AM Giada at Home
9.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute
Meals Four editions.
11.00 The Pioneer Woman
1.00 PM Jamie’s Summer
Food Rave Up
2.00 Jamie’s Comfort Food
4.30 Girl Meets Farm
5.00 Barefoot Contessa- Back to Basics
6.00 Man Fire Food NEW
EDITIONS Double bill.
7.00 The Pioneer Woman
8.00 Diners, Drive-Ins, And
Dives NEW EDITION
From Maryland to Maine.
9.00 Diners, Drive-Ins, And
Dives Double bill.
10.00 Jamie and Jimmy’s
Friday Night Feast
11.00 Mystery Diners
12.00 M’T Diners, Drive-Ins,
And Dives Double bill.
1.00 AM Restaurant:
Impossible
2.00 to 3.00 AM
Mystery Diners
9.00 AM Medium (S4)
10.00 ER 11/22. (S4)
11.00 The Love Boat (S8)
12.00 NOON Judge Judy
1.00 PM The High Chaparral
3.00 Walker, Texas Ranger
4.00 Unsolved Mysteries
6.00 The Love Boat (S8)
7.00 CSI: MiamiAddiction:
11/24. A woman is killed
in a carjacking. (S3)
8.00 Judge Judy
9.00 MediumA Cure for
What Ails You: 13/16.
Allison’s health is
jeopardised. (S4)
10.00 CSI: MiamiShoot-out:
12/24. A shoot-out
takes place in a hospital
Emergency Room. (S3)
11.00 The Love Boat (S8)
12.00 M’T Judge Judy
1.00 AM ER 12/22. (S4)
2.00 Medium As 9.00pm.
3.00 CSI: Miami As 10.00pm.
4.00 Diagnosis Murder (S6)
5.00 to 6.00 AM Walker,
Texas Ranger9.00 AM Diagnosis Murder
11.00 Matlock (S3)
12.00 NOON Perry Mason
1.05 PM The District (S1)
2.05 CSI: Miami 5/24. (S3)
3.00 NCIS 20/24. (S4)
4.00 CSI: NY 15/23. (S1)
5.00 Matlock (S3)
6.00 Perry Mason (S6)
7.05 NCISTell-All: 19/24.
A Marine is killed. (S8)
8.00 Walker, Texas Ranger
9.00 NCISRock and a Hard
Place: 17/24. A bomb
detonates at a military
charity concert. (S11)
10.00 CSI: NYHush: 16/23.
Aiden and Danny
investigate an apparent
hit-and-run. (S1)
11.00 NCIS 20/24. (S8)
12.00 M’T CSI: Miami (S3)
1.00 AM NCIS As 9.00pm.
2.00 Gunsmoke (S18)
3.05 Bonanza (S12)
4.00 Walker, Texas Ranger
4.50 to 6.00 AM
Mission: Impossible9.00 AM Judge Judy
1.00 PM Judge Judy
7.00 Medical Detectives A
dog helps solve a case.
7.30 Police use a DNA
database to catch the
killer of a TV producer.
8.00 Donal MacIntyre’s
Murder Files Donal
interviews Detective
Chief Superintendent
Kate Meynell.
9.00 Homicide’s Elite
Documentary following
two homicide detectives.
10.00 Murder By the Sea
Deadly tales from the
coastlines of the UK.
11.00 It Takes a Killer
12.00 M’T Wives with Knives
1.00 AM Homicide’s Elite
2.00 Murder By the Sea
3.00 Troubled Teens:
Jail Shock
3.50 Dog Patrol
4.40 Unsolved Mysteries
5.30 to 6.00 AM
Bondi Rescue6.00 AM Catchphrase
7.00 Family Fortunes
8.00 Dale’s Supermarket
Sweep Double bill.
9.00 The Chase
10.00 Bruce’s Price Is Right
11.00 Blockbusters
12.00 NOON Wheel of
Fortune Game show.
1.00 PM Catchphrase
2.00 Family Fortunes
3.00 Merry Chasemas
4.00 Bullseye
6.00 The Cube
7.00 Pointless Quiz show.
8.00 The Chase Quiz show.
10.00 Celebrity Who Wants
to Be a Millionaire?
Pairs of famous faces
play for charity.
11.00 Bullseye
12.30 AM Bullseye
1.00 Merry Chasemas
2.00 The Chase
4.00 The Chase USA
5.00 to 6.00 AM
Golden Balls9 .10 AM The Office (US)
9.40 Gilmore Girls (S4)
11.35 FILM After All These
Years Comedy drama.
(2013, PG, 105min) ★★
1.25 PMFILM Killer Instinct:
From the Files of
Agent Candice DeLong
Fact-based drama.
(2003, PG, 90min) ★★
3 .10 FILM Too Late to Say
Goodbye Thriller with
Rob Lowe. (2009, PG,
95min) ★★★
5.00 Suits 11/16. (S2)
6.00 House (S3)
8.00 Grimm 16/22. (S4)
9.00 Arrow12/23. (S2)
10.00 Vikings 5/10. (S2)
11.00 The X-Files (S7)
12.00 M’T Designated Survivor
12.55 AM Training Day (S1)
1.50 The Mick (S1)
2.40 LA to Vegas (S1)
3.30 Grimm As 8.00pm.
4.15 Gilmore Girls (S3)
5.00 Neighbours
5.25 to 6.00 AM
Home and Away6.00 AM Reel Wars
6.20 Wild Britain
7.10 World’s Biggest
Shipbuilders
8.00 Aussie Gold Hunters
9.00 Shed and Buried
10.00 Wheeler Dealers
11.00 Chasing Classic Cars
12.00 NOON Super Structures
1.00 PM Aussie Gold Hunters
2.00 Deadliest Catch
3.00 Gold Divers
4.00 Salvage Hunters
5.00 Airplane Repo
6.00 Wheeler Dealers
7.00 Aussie Gold Hunters
8.00 Salvage Hunters
9.00 Fantomworks
NEW EDITION
10.00 Iron Resurrection
11.00 How Do They Do It?
12.00 M’T Wheeler Dealers
1.00 AM Chasing Classic Cars
2.00 Deadliest Drivers
3.00 Destroyed in Seconds
4.00 Swamp Loggers
5.00 to 6.00 AM Overhaulin’6.00 AM Say Yes to the Dress
6.25 Say Yes... Atlanta
7.00 Bondi Vet
8.00 Animal Cops Houston
10.00 Money for Nothing
11.00 Forensic Detectives
12.00 NOON Disappeared
1.00 PM Say Yes to the
Dress: Bridesmaids
2.00 Say Yes to the Dress
4.00 Say Yes... Atlanta
5.00 Say Yes to the Dress
6.00 Salvage Hunters
7.00 Money for Nothing
8.00 My 600lb Life
9.00 Paranormal Lockdown
10.00 Dead of Winter
11.00 FBI Files
12.00 M’T Katie Price: My
Crazy Life Reality show.
1.00 AM Couples Who Kill
2.00 Murder Comes to Town
3.00 FBI Files
3.50 Animal Cops SF
4.40 Bondi Vet
5.30 to 6.00 AM Say
Yes to the Dress9 .10 AM Benefits Britain:
Life on the Dole
10.00 The Nightmare
Neighbour Next Door
11.00 The Dog Rescuers
12.00 NOON Paddington
Station 24/7
1.00 PM Cruising with Jane
McDonald In Argentina.
2.00 GPs: Behind Closed
Doors Double bill.
4.00 The Yorkshire Vet
5.00 The Dog Rescuers
6.00 GPs: Behind Closed
Doors Double bill.
8.00 The Yorkshire Vet
9.00 The Queen Mum: The
Reluctant Queen
10.00 Tony’s Time Travels
11.00 Portillo’s Hidden
History of Britain
12.00 M’T The Nightmare
Neighbour Next Door
1.00 AM My Young Benefits
Life People on welfare.
2.00 QE2: Cruise Ship,
Warship, Money Pit
3.00 to 4.00 AM Cruising
with Jane McDonald7.00 AM Judge Judy
1.10 PM Judge Judy
3.00 Bring It!
4.00 Dance Moms
5.00 Storage Wars
6.00 Judge Judy Real-life
small-claims cases.
9.00 FILM Little Girl’s Secret
Drama starring Maria
Bello. When her family
moves to the country,
a teenager has to save
her troubled stepsister
from a dubious
relationship with the
ghost of a young girl.
(2016, 15, 87min) ★★
10.45 Hardcore Pawn When
the security guards start
spooking customers, Les
sends them home to
teach them a lesson.
11 .15 Les makes a
major deal with a new
supplier for a truckload
of television sets.
11.45 Storage Wars
12. 4 5 AM My Crazy Sex
1.40 to 4.00 AM Judge Judy9.00 AM Access
9.10 The A-Team
11.15 Police Interceptors
12 .15 PM Can’t Pay?
We’ll Take It Away!
2.20 FILM Seven Men from
Now Western drama.
(1956, U, 77min) ★★★
4.00 Traffic Cops
5.00 The A-Team (S5)
7.00 Police Interceptors
9.00 Sewermen NEW
EDITION A massive
fire engulfs the West
Yorkshire moorlands
on Easter Sunday.
10.00 Grime & Punishment:
Dirty Britain Following
enforcement teams
cleaning up the country.
11.00 FILM 3 Days to Kill
Action thriller. (2014,
12, 117min) ★★★- 2 0 AM Spartacus: War of
the Damned (S4)
2.30 to 3.00 AM Criminals:
Caught on Camera
6.00 AM Say Yes... Atlanta
8.00 Say Yes to the Dress
9.00 Say Yes... UK
9.30 90 Day Fiancé
12.00 NOON My 600lb Life
2.00 PM Nate & Jeremiah
by Design
3.00 Good Bones
4.00 Say Yes... Atlanta
6.00 Say Yes to the Dress
7.00 Say Yes... UK
8.00 90 Day Fiancé:
The Other Way
NEW EDITION
9.00 Dr Pimple Popper
10.00 Dr Pimple Popper
NEW EDITION
11.00 90 Day Fiancé:
What Now?
12.00 M’T 90 Day Fiancé:
The Other Way
1.00 AM Dr Pimple Popper
3.00 90 Day Fiancé:
What Now?
4.00 Nate & Jeremiah...
5.00 to 6.00 AM Good Bones7.00 AM Bizarre Murders
8.00 48 Hours: Mystery
10.00 Fatal Attraction
11.00 Body of Evidence
1.00 PM 48 Hours: Mystery
3.00 Facing Evil
4.00 Fear Thy Neighbour
5.00 Fatal Attraction
6.00 Fatal Vows
7.00 Bizarre Murders
8.00 Bizarre Murders A wife
discovers her husband’s
cross-dressing fetish.
8.30 A pet parrot tries
to defend its owner by
attacking his killer.
9.00 Deadly Women
History’s most alluring,
intriguing and horrific
female killers.
10.00 Three murders
commited by women.
11.00 Fear Thy Neighbour
12.00 M’T Fatal Attraction
1.00 AM Deadly Women
3.00 to 4.00 AM Body
of Evidence6.00 AM Impractical Jokers:
Inside Jokes
7.00 Teleshopping
9.00 Friends
11.00 The Middle
1.00 PM My Name Is Earl
2.00 Wipeout USA
4.00 Impractical Jokers:
Inside Jokes
5.00 The Fresh Prince of
Bel Air (S2)
7.00 Impractical Jokers:
Inside Jokes (S3)
8.00 Impractical Jokers
10.00 Friends (S9)
11.00 Nathan for You (S4)
11.30 Amy Schumer Live
12. 3 0 AM Katherine Ryan Live
1.00 Russell Howard’s Good
News Double bill.
2.10 My Name Is Earl (S4)
3.25 Teachers (S1)
3.45 Fameless Prankers
4.05 Frankenfood (S1)
4.30 Wipeout USA
5.15 to 6.00 AM
Impractical Jokers6.10 AM Torode’s Australia
7.00 Great British Menu
8.00 Martin: Home Comforts
9.00 John Torode’s Australia
10.00 Bikers’ Best of British
11.00 Rick’s German Bite
12.00 NOON Hairy Bikers:
Mums Know Best
1.00 PM Great British Menu
2.00 Martin: Home Comforts
3.00 John Torode’s Australia
4.00 Rick’s German Bite
5.00 Bikers’ Best of British
6.00 The Hairy Bikers:
Mums Know Best
7.00 Martin: Home Comforts
8.00 John Torode’s Australia
9.00 Rick’s German Bite
10.00 Great British Menu
11.00 Donal’s Asian Baking
12.00 M’T James Martin:
Home Comforts.
1.00 AM Gary Rhodes’ Local
Food Hero 2007
2.00 Teleshopping
5.00 to 6.10 AM Gary
Rhodes’ Local Food...6.00 AM Home Away from
Home Home-swapping.
7.00 Teleshopping
8.00 Homes Under the
Hammer Double bill.
10.00 Cops UK: Bodycams
11.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build
12.00 NOON Escape to the
Country Double bill.
2.00 PM Fantasy Homes by
the Sea In Dorset.
3.00 Homes Under the
Hammer In Wales.
4.00 Most Haunted
6.00 Celebrity Antiques
Road Trip
7.00 Antiques Road Trip
9.00 Embarrassing Bodies
10.00 Exposed: Case of Keli
LaneSERIES FINALE
11.00 Nightwatch:
Emergency After Dark
12.00 M’T Born to Kill?
1.00 AM I Survived Evil
2.00 Teleshopping
4.00 Most Haunted
4.50 to 6.00 AM Dr G:
Medical Examiner6.00 AM Parking Wars
7.00 Ancient Aliens
8.00 Alien Files: Unsealed
9.00 American Restoration
10.00 Cajun Pawn Stars
11.00 Pawn Stars
12.00 NOON Storage Wars:
Te x a s Double bill.
1.00 PM Hardcore Pawn
2.00 Highway Thru Hell
3.00 Alien Files: Unsealed
4.00 Ancient Aliens
5.00 Hardcore Pawn
6.00 Storage Wars: Texas
7.00 American Restoration
7.30 American Restoration
8.00 Pawn Stars
9.00 Swamp People
10.00 Ernie the Wildman
11.00 Storage Wars: Texas
12.00 M’T Pawn Stars
1.00 AM Parking Wars
2.00 American Restoration
3.00 Billy the Exterminator
4.00 Unusual Suspects
5.00 to 6.00 AM
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