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11 011 0 810 12 4 310392★★★★★Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor6.00 AM Classic Coronation Street
6.55 Heartbeat
8.00 Murder, She Wrote
8.55 On the Buses
10.00 George and Mildred
10.30 Agatha Christie’s Marple
12.40 PM Heartbeat
1.45 Classic Emmerdale
2.50 Classic Coronation Street
3.50 Agatha Christie’s Marple
5.50 Downton Abbey 3/8.
Branson fails his medical, and
Violet and Rosamund discover
Lavinia’s misdeeds. (S2)8.00 Criminal MindsA Higher
Power: 15/20. A sharp
rise in the number of
suicides in Pittsburgh
arouses suspicion. (S3)8.00 Blue BloodsRighting
Wrongs: 18/22. Frank
gives Jamie a private
assignment, asking him to
reopen a cold case. (S4)8.00 FILM Dad’s Army
Comedy starring Toby
Jones and Bill Nighy.
The captain of a seaside
town’s home guard
platoon contends with
German spies and a
female journalist. (2016,
PG, 98min) ★★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●8.00 The Day We Walked on
the Moon The story of
how Neil Armstrong
became the fi rst man
to walk on the moon.6.00 AM Motorway Patrol
7.00 Stop, Search, Seize
8.00 Nothing to Declare (S1)
9.00 Criminal Minds 17/23. (S2)
10.00 CSI 1/23. (S1)
11.00 Customs UK
12.00 NOON Brit Cops:
Rapid Response
1.00 PM Sun, Sea and A&E
2.00 Motorway Patrol
3.00 Road Wars
4.00 Nothing to Declare
5.00 Border Patrol
5.55 Nothing to Declare6.00 AM The Guest Wing
7.00 Richard E Grant’s Hotel
Secrets From New Orleans.
8.00 Urban Secrets
9.00 Discovering: Spencer Tracy
10.00 The West Wing (S2)
12.00 NOON Without a Trace (S1)
2.00 PM Blue Bloods 17/22. (S4)
3.00 The West Wing (S2)
5.00 Without a Trace 15/23. A bride
disappears from her wedding.
6.00 16/3. Jack and the
team investigate a girl’s
disappearance from a
psychiatric hospital. (S1)7.10 AM A Sharp Intake of
Breath Peter is off his food.
8.00 The Green Green Grass
8.40 You Rang, M’Lord?
9.40 Last of the Summer Wine
11.40 Keeping Up Appearances
12.20 PM The Green Green Grass
1.00 Are You Being Served?
1.40 dinnerladies As 9.00pm.
2.20 Open All Hours As 7.40pm.
3.00 Only Fools and Horses
3.40 Last of the Summer Wine
5.40 Are You Being Served?
6.20 Keeping Up Appearances10.00 InstinctSecrets and Lies:
3/13. Dylan looks into the
murder of a man who
recently left his family’s
religious community. (S1)10.00 Foyle’s WarThe Russian
House: 1/3. Foyle stumbles
on an international
cover-up involving the
War Offi ce. (S7)6.45 My Kitchen Rules:
Australia NEW EDITION
Keen cricket players
Matt and Luke hope to
bowl over their rivals.7.00 CSITwo and a Half
Deaths: 16/17. A famous
television comedy
actress is killed while
fi lming in Las Vegas. (S8)7.00 Blackadder II Edmund
angers the Bishop of
Bath and Wells.
7.40 Open All Hours
Arkwright attempts to
improve the sale of an
overstocked commodity.
8.20 Only Fools and Horses
Rodney tries to help
a drunken woman.7.00 Murder, She Wrote
Roadkill: Jessica visits an
old friend and fi nds
herself up against a gang
of ruthless hijackers.7.00 Tour de France
Highlights Action from
stage 13, an individual
time-trial starting and
fi nishing in Pau.9.00 9-1-1Full Moon (Creepy
AF) 7/10. A full moon
keeps the crew busy,
and Athena investigates
a home invasion. (S1)9.00 Olive Kitteridge
Pharmacy/Incoming Tide:
1/2. Drama based on
Elizabeth Strout’s novel
telling the story of an
acerbic New England
maths teacher over 25
years. Stars Frances
McDormand, Richard
Jenkins and Peter Mullan.9.00 dinnerladies The girls
celebrate Japanese-style
at their work party.
9.40 Blackadder II Lord
Melchett challenges
Edmund to a contest.
10.20 The Offi ce David’s
worries about the work
experience girl are all
forgotten on a night out.9.00 FILM Apollo 13 Gripping
drama telling the story of
the near-disastrous
Apollo 13 space mission
in 1970. Stars Tom
Hanks, Kevin Bacon,
Bill Paxton, Gary Sinise,
Ed Harris. (1995, PG,
140min) ★★★★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●6.00 AM Fat: The Fight of
My Life Double bill.
8.00 60 Minute Makeover
10.00 My Kitchen Rules:
Australia Double bill.
1.00 PM Haven (S5)
3.00 Relic Hunter 1/22. (S3)
4.00 Ninja Warrior
Women Tournament
6.00 Stargate SG-1 8&9/22.
Double bill. (S2)
8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t
Echo With Hugh Dennis.
9.00 Ross Kemp: Extreme
World Ross visits
Ukraine to investigate
the rise of the far right.
10.00 The actor
investigates South
Africa’s rape epidemic.
11.00 Highway Cops
12.00 M’T Agatha Raisin (S2)
1.00 AM Agatha Raisin (S2)
2.00 Police Ten 7
3.00 Duck Quacks Don’t
Echo As 8.00pm.
4.00 Monkey Business
5.00 to 6.00 AM The
Dog Whisperer6.00 AM Nothing to Declare
7.00 Border Patrol
8.00 Highway Patrol
9.00 Motorway Patrol
10.00 Police Ten 7
11.00 Police Force: Australia
12.00 NOON Road Wars
1.00 PM Send in the Dogs
2.00 Australia’s Front Line
3.00 Nothing to Declare
4.00 America’s Front Line
5.00 Without a Trace
6.00 Supergirl 15/22. (S2)
7.00 The Flash 12/23. (S3)
8.00 Lost Girl12/16. (S5)
9.00 Fred Dinenage: Murder
CasebookRoy Whiting.
10.00 Hawaii Five-0(S7)
11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles(S6)
12.00 M’T Banged Up Abroad
1.00 AM Rapid Response
2.00 Road Wars
3.00 America’s Front Line
4.00 Highway Patrol
4.30 Motorway Patrol
5.00 to 5.30 AM
Nothing to Declare7.10 AM The Hurting:
Even Hurtier
8.00 American Pickers
9.00 Storage Hunters UK
10.00 American Pickers
1.00 PM World’s Most
Dangerous Roads
2.00 Sin City Motors
3.00 Lazy Boy Garage
4.00 James May’s Cars
of the People
5.00 Top Gear Double bill.
7.00 Have I Got a Bit More
News for You Victoria
Coren Mitchell hosts.
8.00 QI XL With Sue Perkins.
9.00 Live at the Apollo With
Frankie Boyle, Simon
Evans and Aisling Bea.
10.00 Red Dwarf (S12)
11.20 Josh 1/6. (S1)
12.00 M’T Mock the Week
12.40 AM Have I Got a Bit
More News for You
1.40 Mock the Week
3.00 to 4.00 AM Dara O
Briain’s Go 8 Bit9.00 AM LittleBe
12.00 NOON Be Beautiful
12 .10 PM Income Property
12.40 The Real Housewives
of Atlanta Reality series.
1.30 Million Dollar Listing: LA
2.25 Little Women: LA
3.15 The Real Housewives
of New Jersey
4.10 The Real Housewives
of New York City
6.00 Buying and Selling
7.00 Buying and Selling
A home which is failing
to attract buyers.
8.00 Dinner Date Daisy
from London picks
three blind dates.
9.00 FILM Bridget Jones:
The Edge of Reason
Romantic comedy
sequel starring Renée
Zellweger. (2004, 15,
108min) ★★★
11.15 Kendra on Top
12.10 to 12.55 AM The
Only Way Is Essex6.00 AM River Monsters
6.20 The Chase
8.00 Tour de France Highlights
9.00 LIVE Tour de France
La Course by Le Tour.
12.00 NOON River Monsters
1.00 PMLIVE Tour de France
Coverage of stage 13 of the
race on the calendar, featuring
a 27.2km individual time-trial
starting and finishing in Pau..
5.15 British Touring Cars- Crashes and Smashes
5.25 River Monsters
5.55 The Sweeney
8.00 AM The Middle
10.00 My Name Is Earl
11.00 Friends
1.00 PM Friends (S9)
4.00 My Name Is Earl (S4)
5.00 Friends (S9)
8.30 Friends 18/24. A joke
entry on Ross’s college
website backfires. (S9)
9.00 Russell Howard’s Good
News The comedian’s
perspective on the news.
10.00 The Ricky Gervais
Show 11/13. Topics
include life as a beetle
and the rights of fish.
10.30 12/13. The
possibility of an afterlife
is discussed. (S1)
11.00 South Park (S13&17)
12.00 M’T Nathan for You
NEW EDITION
1.00 AM Amy Schumer Live:
Mostly Sex Stuff
2.00 South Park (S11)
3.50 The Daily Show
NEW EDITION
4.15 to 5.00 AM Friends6.00 AM The Waltons
8.00 Touched by an Angel
10.00 Highway to Heaven
1.00 PM Sherlock Holmes
and the Leading Lady
2/2. Mystery drama.
3.00 Rumpole of the Bailey
4.00 Murder, She Wrote
6.00 Tenko 5/10. Two
unexpected visitors
arrive - one providing
relief, the other causing
a deal of upset. (S3)
7.00 M*A*S*H (S3)
9.00 TaggartThe Thirteenth
Step: Burke suspects
retired policeman Angus
Ford of being involved in
the murder of an ex-con.
10.30 Tenement:
An activist is found
murdered in her
tenement flat.
12.00 M’T Tenko As 6.00pm.
1.00 AM M*A*S*H (S1)
2.00 Rumpole of the Bailey
3.00 The New Avengers
4.00 to 6.00 AM Due South15 212 3 11 112112812132 1813073703415 212 3 11 14 414 4 19 157 112112812132 18130737011.00 Instinct 4/13. (S1)
12.00 M’T Criminal Minds (S6)
1.00 AM Brit Cops:
Rapid Response
2.00 Blue Bloods 17/22. (S9)
3.00 Chicago Fire 3/23. (S6)
4.00 Road Wars
5.00 to 6.00 AM The Real A&E11.15 Show Me a Hero 1/6.
Fact-based drama with Oscar
Isaac and Alfred Molina. (S1)
12. 3 0 AM Our Cartoon President
SERIES FINALE 10/10. (S2)
1.05 Six Feet Under (S2&S3)
3.25 Crashing 6/8. (S3)
4.00 to 6.00 AM The West Wing11.00 Two Pints of Lager...
11.40 I’m Alan Partridge
12.20 AM Rock & Chips
1.45 The Office As 10.20pm.
2.15 Two Pints of Lager...
2.50 Harry Hill’s TV Burp
3.15 to 4.00 AM A Sharp
Intake of Breath12 .10 AMFILM Carry On Dick
Rollicking British comedy
starring Sid James, Barbara
Windsor, Kenneth Williams
and Hattie Jacques. (1974,
PG, 86min) ★★★
1.55 Honest 5/6. (S1)
2.50 to 5.30 AM Road to Avonlea11.50 FILM Fargo Black comedy
thriller starring Frances
McDormand as a heavily
pregnant police chief on the
trail of an inept but murderous
pair of kidnappers. (1995,
18, 98min) ★★★★
1.55 to 2.45 AM Kojak6.45 My Kitchen Rules... 7.0 0 CSI 11. 0 0 Two Pints of Lager... 8.00 Dad’s Army 9.00 Apollo 13