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13 714 3 20347 11 012 78.00 AM Monk 3/16. (S7)
9.00 Bones 2/24. (S8)
10.00 Bull 17/23. (S1)
11.00 NCIS 3/24. (S15)
12.00 NOON Bones (S8)
2.00 PM The Mentalist 14/22. (S6)
3.00 NCIS 4/24. (S15)
4.00 Bull 18/23. (S1)
5.00 Bones 5/24. The team believe
a modern-day Jack the Ripper
is on the loose. (S8)
6.00 The Mentalist 15/22. Grace
is kidnapped by the killer
who has been targeting
members of the CBI. (S6)8.00 AM Sea Patrol 8/16. (S4)
9.00 Murder She Solved: True
Crime Two murders are linked.
10.00 Murder in Paradise
11.00 CSI: Miami 14/25. (S4)
12.00 NOON Law & Order (S20)
4.00 PM NCIS 12/24. The team
cross paths with missing
NCIS agent EJ Barrett.
5.00 13/24. A navy lieutenant
commander’s body is
discovered in an apartment.
6.00 14/24. Gibbs questions
his past choices when a man
pulls a gun on him. (S9)6.10 AM MasterChef Junior USA
7.00 My Dream Home
8.00 Tipping Point
10.00 The Bill
11.00 Supernanny US
12.00 NOON Tipping Point
2.00 PM My Dream Home New
parents seek a family home.
3.00 An urban feng shui-
friendly family dream home.
4.00 Flip or Flop Renovating a
small house in Long Beach.
4.30 Improving a property in
Garden Grove, California.
5.00 Tipping Point Double bill.7.10 AM Murdoch Mysteries
8.50 Inspector Alleyn Mysteries
11.00 Motive 13/13. (S1)
12.00 NOON Miss Fisher’s Murder
Mysteries 13/13. (S1)
1.00 PM Father Brown
2.00 Murdoch Mysteries (S11)
4.00 Rizzoli & Isles 14/18. Body
parts are washed up on shore.
5.00 15/18. A leading clothing
designer is found poisoned
and his wife missing. (S5)
6.00 The Guardian 15/22.
Nick and Lulu are drawn
into a hostage crisis. (S1)
8.00 Miss Fisher’s Murder
MysteriesDeath Comes
Knocking: 2/13. A ghostly
message spells death
for a war veteran. (S2)
8.00 Stargate AtlantisBefore
I Sleep: 15/20. The team
are shocked to discover
Dr Weir has spent
10,000 in cryosleep. (S1)8.00 Inside the Ambulance
Paramedics try to save
a man bleeding heavily,
and a woman showing
signs of having sepsis.8.00 Major CrimesSanctuary
City – Part Four: 4/13.
Sharon begins to suspect
two of the children
might be killers. (S6)8.00 NCISTrapped: 6/24.
McGee gets a chance
to revisit his favourite
childhood hobby when a
petty offi cer is killed. (S15)10.20 Father BrownThe
Theatre of the Invisible:
Radio quiz Up to You
comes to Kembleford.
10.00 Chicago JusticeDrill:
10/13. Social media is
used to escalate a gang
war after a murder
weapon is found. (S1)10.00 L.A.’s FinestDefi ance:
2/13. The team try to
track down a killer who
is luring young women
into isolated areas. (S1)7.00 UnforgettableThe
Island: 8/13. Carrie and
Al visit off-the-grid
community on an
abandoned island. (S3)
7.00 Star Trek: The Next
GenerationThe Royale:
12/22. The away team
become trapped inside
a mysterious hotel. (S2)7.00 MasterChef Junior USA
NEW EDITION The top
16 junior home cooks in
America compete in a
team challenge.7.00 NCISSecrets: 15/24.
Tony is reunited with
his ex-fi ancée while
investigating the murder
of a navy captain. (S9)7.00 NCISFake It ’Til You Make
It: 5/24. One of Reeves’s
friends is kidnapped by a
man who stole sensitive
data from the US military.9.00 Shetland 1/6. DI Jimmy
Perez investigates when
a young man disappears
on the Aberdeen to
Shetland ferry following
an altercation. (S3)
9.00 FILM Shaun of the Dead
British horror comedy
starring Simon Pegg, Kate
Ashfi eld, Nick Frost and
Lucy Davis. A jaded shop
assistant sets out to save
his family and friends
when London is invaded
by zombies. (2004,
15, 99min) ★★★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●9.00 FILM Step Brothers
Comedy starring Will
Ferrell and John C Reilly.
Two middle-aged
stepbrothers learn that
they must share a room
after their single parents
get married. With
Richard Jenkins. (2008,
15, 97min) ★★★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●9.00 Chicago Justice
Comma: 9/13. A student
is accused of a murder
in an escape room,
and faces extradition.9.00 NCIS: New Orleans
NEW EPISODEIn the
Blood: 5/24. Pride’s father
Cassius becomes involved
in an NCIS case. (S5)6.00 AM Star Trek: Voyager (S1)
8.00 Teleshopping
11.00 Merlin 4/13. (S1)
12.00 NOONFILM Dinosaur Island
Fantasy starring Darius
Williams and Kate Rasmussen.
(2014, PG, 79min) ★
2.00 PM Merlin 5/13. (S1)
3.00 Stargate Atlantis 14/20. (S1)
4.00 Star Trek: Voyager (S7)
6.00 Star Trek: The Next
Generation 11/22. The
Enterprise’s computer
system is paralysed by a
mysterious virus. (S2)6.00 AM Eras of
Music History
7.00 Auction
7.30 Watercolour Challenge
8.00 Master of Photography
9.00 Tales of the
Unexpected
10.00 The British
10.30 The South Bank
Show Originals
11.00 Discovering
1.00 PM Tales of the
Unexpected
2.00 Supertramp: Live
in Paris ‘79
4.00 Passions
5.00 Discovering
7.00 Classic Albums
8.00 Video Killed the Radio
Star Metallica’s videos.
8.30 Discovering:
Jethro Tull
9.00 Rush: Time Stand Still
11.00 Black Sabbath:
The End of the End
1.00 AM The Godfathers
of Hardcore
3.00 Classic Albums
4.00 to 6.00 AM Discovering9.00 AM Catch a Contractor
9.20 Remington Steele (S3)
10.10 CSI: NY 3/25. (S5)
11.05 Chicago Justice (S1)
12.05 PM Castle 16/23. (S6)
1.00 Law & Order (S16)
3.00 Murder, She Wrote
6.05 Law & Order (S17)
8.00 NCIS: Los Angeles
Dead Body Politic: 4/24.
A political campaign
worker is killed. (S4)
9.00 PerceptionParis: 1/15.
The FBI seeks Pierce’s
help on a case. (S3)
10.00 Law & Order:
Special Victims Unit
Charisma: 7/23. A cult
leader seduces a
12-year-old girl. (S6)
11.00 Law & Order: Special
Victims Unit 8/23. (S6)
11.55 Law & Order 5/24. (S9)
12. 5 5 AM Law & Order: Los
Angeles 10/22. (S1)
1.55 CSI: NY 15/25. (S5)
2.50 Castle 17/23. (S6)
3.50 to 4.00 AM Access9.00 AM A New Life in
the Sun In Spain.
10.00 Posh Pawnbrokers
11.00 A Place in the Sun
12.00 NOON Escape to the
Chateau: Designing
the Dream
1.00 PM Kirstie’s Celebrity
Craft Masters
2.00 A Place in the Sun
3.00 Everybody Loves
Raymond (S1)
4.00 Frasier Double bill. (S6)
5.00 Celebrity Undercover
Boss USA Reality show.
6.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen
Nightmares USA
8.00 The Supervet:
Noel Fitzpatrick
9.00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does
Countdown With guest
Jason Manford.
10.00 Let’s Talk About Sex
11.05 Celebrity Gogglebox
1.10 AM Generation Porn
2.15 Ramsay’s Kitchen
Nightmares USA
3.15 to 4.15 AM Celebrity
Crystal Maze8.00 AM Last Man Standing
8.25 Smallville 21/21. (S1)
9.10 Dance Moms
11.05 My Wife and Kids
12.05 PM Two and a Half
Men 17&18/24. (S3)
1.00 Two and a Half Men
2.00 Last Man Standing
3.00 Neighbours
3.30 Home and Away
4.00 My Wife and Kids
5.00 8 Simple Rules...
6.00 Neighbours
6.30 Home and Away
7.00 Fresh Off the Boat
8.00 Rich Kids Go Skint
9.00 FILM Hansel & Gretel:
Witch Hunters Darkly
comic fantasy starring
Jeremy Renner. (2013,
15, 88min) ★★★
10.50 Impact Wrestling
12. 5 0 AM Channel Zero
1.50 The Magicians (S1)
2.45 Empire 16/18. (S5)
3.35 to 4.00 AM
Two and a Half Men7.10 AM Boon
8.00 Soldier, Soldier
10.00 Classic Holby City
11.00 The Bill
1.00 PM Classic EastEnders
2.20 The Brokenwood
Mysteries
4.20 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
5.20 Birds of a Feather
6.00 ’Allo ’Allo!
6.40 As Time Goes By
7.20 Last of the Summer
Wine Marina enlists
the trio’s help.
8.00 New Tricks
Life Expectancy:
A bloodstained bust
is uncovered during
construction work.
9.00The Crazy Gang:
The team investigate
the murder of a political
activist 15 years earlier.
10.00 Silent Witness
Discovery: Thomas
tries to win justice
for a murder victim.
12. 3 0 AM Life on Mars
1.50 David Copperfield
2.50 to 4.00 AM Bergerac7.00 AM News
8.00 Keeping Up with
the Kardashians
10.00 Big Rich Atlanta
11.00 News: Daily Pop
12.00 NOON Relatively Nat
& Liv Reality series.
1.00 PM Keeping Up with
the Kardashians
3.00 Kourtney & Kim
Take New York
4.00 Botched
5.00 Keeping Up with
the Kardashians
7.00 News Showbiz news.
8.00 Relatively Nat & Liv
9.00 Botched A woman with
a rare inflammatory
disease seeks help.
10.00 Revenge Body with
Khloe Kardashian
11.00 Keeping Up with
the Kardashians
1.00 AM Hollywood Medium
with Tyler Henry
2.00 Teleshopping
3.00 Keeping Up with
the Kardashians
4.00 to 5.00 AM News19 July
11.20 Rush 12/22. Lawson races to
find the kidnappers of a baby
before the child’s grandfather
- a known criminal figure -
gets to them first. (S2)
- 2 0 AM Unforgettable (S3)
1.20 to 4.00 AM Inspector
Alleyn Mysteries
11.00 FILM Quarantine 2: Terminal
Horror thriller sequel.
(2011, 15, 82min) ★★
1.00 AM Star Trek: The Next
Generation Triple bill. (S1)
4.00 to 6.00 AMFILM Alien
Convergence Sci-fi thriller.
(2017, 15, 120min) ★★11.00 Emily Atack: Adulting 4/4.
The actress examines whether
a better work-life balance
could solve her problems.
12.00 M’T One Born Every Minute
1.00 AM The Davina Hour A look
at addiction to technology.
1.50 to 3.00 AM Luther11.00 Law & Order: Special
Victims Unit 13/24. A killer
appears to be targeting the
gay community. (S11)
12.00 M’T CSI: Miami 14/25. (S4)
1.00 AM NCIS As 5pm & 6pm.
3.00 Chicago Justice As 10.00pm.
4.00 to 5.00 AM Sea Patrol11.00 American Dad! 11&12/16.
Double bill of episodes. (S2)
12.00 M’T Family Guy (S2)
12. 3 0 AM Family Guy (S2)
1.00 American Dad! (S2)
2.00 Family Guy (S2)
3.00 American Dad! (S6)
4.00 to 5.00 AM Monk9.00 Shetland 9.00 Shaun of the Dead 5.00 Tipping Point 9.00 Chicago Justice 9.00 NCIS: New Orleans