Car-zy rich...
Nothing says recently-acquainted-with-riches more than
investing in an inappropriately expensive car. Ideally, it
should be a day-glo limited edition, with a dashboard that
has enough digital enhancements to shame a mid-moon
launch Mission Control. While its spec – beyond its cost – is
largely irrelevant, its chassis hue is of essential importance.
Ideally, it should boast a bubblegum pink or canary yellow Text: Suchetana Mukhopadhyay Illustrations: Rogel Vidallofinish as, after all, it’s a vehicle that wasn’t
purchased to efficiently convey you from
point A to point B. No, its sole role is to
make your wealth unmissable to any fellow
motorist or sped-past pedestrian.
To emphasise just how much cash you
have to splash on fripperies, it’s also best
to invest in personalised number plates,
with the faux cool ones seemingly being the
popular picks. For research purposes only,
we have unearthed a few prime examples
from the Internet – C13VER, PL4Y B8Y,
LADY 55, B0NK3RZ. Not only will such a
distinctive plate ensure your motor is easily
distinguishable once parked, it will also
pretty much guarantee that, every time you
return to it, it has been well and truly keyed.“Nothing says recently-acquainted-
with-riches more than investing in
an inappropriately expensive car”
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