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ne  spring  morning,    Barack  and the girls   and I   were    summoned    downstairs
from     the     residence  to   the     South   Lawn.   A   man     I’d     never   seen    before  stood
waiting  for     us  in  the     driveway.  He   had     a   friendly    face    and     a   salt-and-pepper
mustache    that    gave    him an  air of  dignity.    He  introduced  himself as  Lloyd.
“Mr.    President,  Mrs.    Obama,” he  said.   “We thought you and the girls   might
like     a   little change   of  pace,   and     so  we’ve   arranged    a   petting     zoo     for     you.”   He
smiled  broadly at  us. “Never  before  has a   First   Family  participated    in  something
like    this.”
The  man     gestured    to  his     left    and     we  looked.     About   thirty  yards   away,
lounging    in  the shade   of  the cedar   trees,  were    four    big,    beautiful   cats.   There   was a
lion,   a   tiger,  a   sleek   black   panther,    and a   slender,    spotted cheetah.    From    where   I
stood,  I   could   see no  fences  or  chains. There   seemed  to  be  nothing penning them
in. It  all felt    odd to  me. Most    certainly   a   change  of  pace.
“Thank  you.    This    is  so  thoughtful,”    I   said,   hoping  I   sounded gracious.   “Am
I    right—Lloyd,   is   it?—that    there’s     no  fence   or  anything?   Isn’t   that    a   little
dangerous   for kids?”
“Well,  yes,    of  course, we  thought about   that,”  Lloyd   said.   “We figured your
family  would   enjoy   the animals more    if  they    were    roaming free,   like    they    would
in  the wild.   So  we’ve   sedated them    for your    safety. They’re no  harm    to  you.”   He
gave    a   reassuring  wave.   “Go ahead,  get closer. Enjoy!”
Barack   and     I   took    Malia’s     and     Sasha’s     hands   and     made    our     way     across  the
still-dewy  grass    of  the     South   Lawn.   The     animals     were    larger  than    I   expected,
languid and sinewy, their   tails   flicking    as  they    monitored   our approach.   I’d never
seen    anything    like    it, four    cats    in  a   companionable   line.   The lion    stirred slightly    as
