New York Magazine - USA (2020-03-02)

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asthemostelegant,economical,andethicalsolutiontotheprob-
lemofsofasorsoft-cupbras.Simplicity ofdesignencouragesan
impressionthatallerrorsandartificehavefallenaway.Themil-
lennialaestheticpromisesa kindof teleology of taste:asif wehave
onlynow,finally,thankstoinnovationandrefinement,arrivedat
theobjectivelycorrect way forthingstolook.
If yousimultaneouslycan’t affordany frillsandcan’t afford
anyfailure,youendupwithmillennialdesign:crowd-pleasing,
risk-averse,callingjust enoughattentiontoitselftomake it
clearthatyoutried.Fora cohort rearedtoachieveandthen
releasedintoaneconomywhereachievementheldnoguaran-
tees,themillennialaestheticprovidessomethingthat looksa
littlelike bourgeoisstability,at least. Thisis a stylethat makes
basicsuccesscheapandeasy;it requireslittleintheway of
specialaccess,skills,orgoods.It is stylethat canbeborrowed,
inhabitedtemporarilyorvirtually.Atthevery least, youcan
stay a few hoursina photogenicco-workingvenue.Atthevery
least,Squarespacegivesyouthetoolsyouneedtobuildyour
ownpresentableonlinehome.

WHENSARAHSHERMANSAMUELDECORATEDherfirst pink
room,sheassumedshewasdoingsomethingsort ofdaring.But
no:Pinkwasa crowd-pleaser,Samuelsoonlearned.Or, it was
crowd-pleasingwhenshetemperedit withthewarmthofwood,
somethingtocutthesugarhigh.Samuelis aninteriordesigner
employedbyclientslikeMandyMoore,born1984.(Moore’s
house,withitspaleterrazzofloorsandupholsteryinpinkand
ocher,wasonthecoverofArchitecturalDigestin 20 18.)Pink
becamea crucialingredientintheserenemillennialdreamscapes
withwhichSamuelhasmadehern
Noaccountofthemillenniala couldfailtoaddress
pink:Forthebetterpart ofa deca lennialpinkbedeviled
anyonea colorcouldbedevil.WhenFacebookrolledouta corpo-
raterebrandlast fall,theleadimage inthepressreleaseshowed

thenewlogo—breezilyspacedsansserif—ina mutedshade
somewhereontheham-to-salmonspectrum.Samuelkeeps
wonderingwhenpeoplewillge t sickofthecolor, butthey don’t;
almosteveryclientasksforpink.Shethinksthisis becauseit’s
soothing.They wanthousesthat remindthemofvacations,sug-
gestMediterraneanidylls.
“It kindoffeelslike a binky,”DeborahNeedleman,theformer
editorofT,WSJ., andDomino, saysof millennialinteriors.(Boob-
printpillowsandbathmats areperhapsthemost literalexpres-
sionofa generaltendency towardthecomfortsofbabyhood.)
Needlemanseesnota triptoGreecebutsomethingmorelike
childproofing.“It’slike it hasnoedge orsenseofhumororsense
ofmystery,”shesays.“There’snoweirdness.There’snothingthat
clashes.It is very controlled.”
Pinkis nottheonlysoftcolorinthemillennialpalette.There’s
green,oftenintheformofplantlife—ithasa wholesomeappeal
nexttothepink—andthenanexpandingarrayofcolorssimul-
taneouslysaturatedandchalky, mutedevenwhennotactually
pastel:seafoam,terra-cotta,lavender,and(especially)ocher. In
explainingtheappetiteforcolorsthat soothe,wemightgesture
vaguelyinthedirectionofNowMoreThanEver,anxiety,the
news.A moredirect explanationwouldprobablybethat other
stalwart ofmillennialpopsociology:thephone,nowthebasic
toolwithwhichweview, record,anddisseminateimagesofthe
world.Allthattimespentstaringintoa glowingscreenmakes
theprospectofsomethinggentle—somethingliterallyeasieron
theeye—enticing.Themillennialpaletteis theoppositeofglare;
onscreenoroff, it’s colorsoftlyveiled.
Pinkis a colorwithbaggage, of course.It arrivestrailingassocia-
tionsofrepressivefemininityfrompreviouserasofpastels:the
1950s,mostpointedly, butalsoa childhoodof1980sand’90s
Barbieplastic.Millennialpinkmutesthosebrightbubblegumcol-
ors,chewsthemupa little,leavesthemfaded.In doingso,it sug-
gestsa slight,winkingself-awareness,albeitonethat stopsshort

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