NEWSWEEK.COM 19
Talking Points
“It was really easy
to get over, to
be honest. It was
really quite simple,
I did the tour
and I felt fine.”
—MICK JAGGER ON
HEART SURGERY
“I can’t even
begin to imagine
a conversation
between a
scientist and
Donald Trump.
It would be like
watching Bill
Gates explain
the internet
to a dog.”
—ǯǢǰǥ ǪǢǵǢǮǯ
“I JOKED WITH
FRIENDS THAT THE
CANCER WON’T KILL
ME, THE CHEMO
TREATMENTS WILL.”
— Jeopardy host Alex
Trebek on living a year
with pancreatic cancer
“GIVE BIRTH! EVERY
WOMAN IS TO HAVE
SIX CHILDREN! EVERY
ONE! FOR THE GOOD
OF THE COUNTRY!”
—venezuelan president
nicolás maduro
“It instilled in me a deep
love and affection for
this art and craft...and
it made Matt Damon
so incredibly jealous.”
—ben affleck on being
a child actor
“I BROKE A NAIL.”
—-oe Biden advisor Symone
Sanders, who tackled a
protestor trying to interrupt
Biden on Super Tuesday
“I served the longest suspension
in MLB history. It cost me
well over $35M. And you
know what? I deserved that
and, as a result, I came back,
I owned it after acting like
a buffoon for a long time.”
—alex rodriguez
Symone Sanders
Seth Meyers
NEWSMAKERS
Nicolás Maduro
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