Each week, we provide a cartoon in need of a caption. You, the reader, submit a caption, we choose three
finalists, and you vote for your favorite. Caption submissions for this week’s cartoon, by Drew Panckeri,
must be received by Sunday, March 22nd. The finalists in the March 9th contest appear below. We will
announce the winner, and the finalists in this week’s contest, in the April 6th issue. Anyone age thirteen
or older can enter or vote. To do so, and to read the complete rules, visit contest.newyorker.com.“ They didn’t specify which one, but your
insurance will only cover half.”
Rebecca Linde, New York City“Use caution when pulling a wagon, a plow, or
other machinery while you’re on this medication.”
Scott Muller, Montclair, N.J.“Looks like you’re already familiar with the side effects.”
Madeline Wolfson, Brooklyn, N.Y.
“Harry, the whole point of leaving
England was to blend in.”
Deb Pecchia, Hyde Park, N.Y.