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F V 3 0 Sky 128 Freesat 131 Virgin 151Drama
FV 20 Sky 143 Freesat 158 Virgin 130Pick
FV 11 Sky 152 Freesat 144 Virgin 1236.00 AM Hollyoaks
7.0 0 Rules of Engagement
8.00 How I Met Your Mother
9.00 Melissa & Joey Double-bill.
10.00 Black-ish Double-bill.
11.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine
12.00 NOON Young Sheldon
1.00 PM The Big Bang Theory
2.00 Melissa & Joey Double-bill.
3.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine Double-bill.
4.00 Black-ish Double-bill of the comedy
series. (S3, ep23) 4.30 (S3, ep24)
5.00 Speechless Double-bill of the
series. (S1, ep7) 5.30 ( S1, ep8 )
6.00 The Big Bang Theory US comedy
series. (S5, ep10) 6.30 ( S 5 , e p11)
11.00 AM fMiracle on 34th Street
Vintage fantasy starring Edmund
Gwenn. (1947, U, b&w) ★★★★★
1.05 PM fConeheads Offbeat
comedy starring Dan Aykroyd and
Jane Curtin. (1993, PG) ★★★★
2.50 fIce Age Animated comedy
adventure. A sloth, a mammoth
and a sabre-tooth tiger become
the unlikely guardians of a lost
human baby. (2002, U) ★★★★
4.30 fNever Been Kissed
Comedy. A 25-year-old repor ter
must pretend to be a high-school
teenager for a story. Stars Drew
Barrymore. (1999, 12) ★★★8.55 AM Kirstie’s Fill Your House
for Free A couple seek advice.
9.05 Food Unwrapped Documentary.
9.45 Escape to the Chateau
10.45 The Great British Bake Off
12.00 NOON Find It, Fix It, Flog It
1.05 PM Four in a Bed B&B challenge.
3.40 Kirstie and Phil’s Love It or List It
Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer
help a couple in Northamptonshire.
4.50 Love It or List It Australia
The presenters help couple with a
dysfunctional home in Brisbane.
5.55 The Secret Life of the Zoo Cameras
follow mouse-deer Una, who must
leave her parents and meet a mate.7.1 0 AM The Hurting
8.00 American Pickers
9.00 Storage Hunters UK
10.00 American Pickers
1.00 PM Top Gear Motoring series.
2.00 Cop Car Workshop
3.00 Yianni: Supercar Customiser
4.00 Modern Wheels or Classic Steals
The perfect lifestyle vehicle for a
man who loves the great outdoors.
4.30 A vehicle for a teenage DJ.
5.00 Top Gear Host Jeremy Clarkson
drives the Ferrari F12 Berlinetta
6.00 Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson, Richard
Hammond and James May head
to Spain to create a street circuit.7.0 0 HollyoaksNew episode Sinead
is upset by a letter from Laurie.
- 3 0 School of RockNew episode
Summer is keen to share a locker
with Freddy. (S2, ep2 of 13)
6.45 fEnder’s Game
Sci-fi adventure. A 12-year-old
boy genius rises through the ranks
of a military academy aboard an
orbiting space station. Stars Asa
Butterfi eld, Harrison Ford, Ben
Kingsley, Hailee Steinfeld and
Abigail Breslin. (2013, 12) ★★★6.55The Supervet A Basset hound
has surgery on its vertebrae, a giant
mastiff with severe arthritis needs
surgery on its elbows, and a puppy
is treated for a fractured foot.7.0 0 QI XL Double-bill of the panel
game presented by Stephen Fry.
Phill Jupitus, Josh Widdicombe,
Sara Pascoe and Alan Davies
answer questions on monsters..8.00 The Big Bang Theory
Double-bill. Penny’s hopes of an
acting break are dashed. (S7, ep12)
8.30 Sheldon is forced to take
a holiday from work. (S7, ep13)
- 55 Escape to the Chateau
Dick oversees the installation of
an eco-friendly sewage system,
while Angel turns her attention to
giving the rooms a distinctive decor.
8.00 QI XLGuests Sarah Millican, Eddie
Kadi and Noel Fielding join regular
panellist Alan Davies to answer
questions on the topic of ‘Messy’.9.00 Would I Lie to You?
With John Bishop, Chris Addison,
Joanna Page and Patsy Palmer.
9.40 Would I Lie to You?:The
Unseen Bits A compilation of
unseen material from the series.
10.20 Mock the Week: Election
Special From June 2017. With
Angela Barnes, Ed Gamble, James
Acaster, Milton Jones and Tez Ilyas.
11.00 QI XL With Jo Brand, Bill Bailey,
James Acaster and Alan Davies.
12.00 M’T Mock the Week With James
Acaster, Ed Gamble, Rhys James,
Nish Kumar and Zoe Lyons.
12.40 AM Have I Got a Bit More Old News
for You1.40 Dave Gorman:
Modern Life Is Goodish
2.40 Dara O Briain’s Go 8 Bit
3.30 to 4.00 AM Josh9.00 πfBaywatch
Action comedy. A veteran lifeguard
teams up with a former Olympic
swimmer to tackle a dangerous
new drug sweeping the beach.
Stars Dwayne Johnson, Zac Efron,
Priyanka Chopra, Kelly Rohrbach
and Alexandra Daddario. (2017, 15)
★★★See Filmweek, page 3211.20 fThe Other Woman Comedy.
A woman discovers her boyfriend
is married, and joins forces with his
wife and a third lover to get revenge.
Stars Cameron Diaz and Nikolaj
Coster-Waldau. (2014, 12) ★★
1.30 to 3.20 AM f
The Last Exorcism Part II Horror
sequel starring Ashley Bell and
Julia Garner. (2013, 15) ★★9.00 Brooklyn Nine-NineNew
episode Last in series. (S6, ep18)
9.30 The Good PlaceNew episode
Comedy. Michael fi nds himself in
a sticky situation. (S2, ep10 of 13)
10.00 The Inbetweeners Privately
educated Will starts attending
the local comprehensive school.
10.30 The friends play truant and
decide to spend the day drinking.
11.05 The Big Bang Theory Double-bill.
( S10, ep21) 11.30 ( S10, ep22)
12.00 M’T Brooklyn Nine-Nine Comedy.
1.00 AM Rick and Morty (S3, ep4)
1.35 Robot Chicken Double-bill.
2.05 8 Out of 10 Cats Panel show.
2.50 Gogglebox TV review series.
3.45 The Good Place See 9.30pm.
4.05 Brooklyn Nine-Nine Triple-bill.
5.15 to 6.00 AM How I Met Your Mother
9.00 24 Hours in A&E A moped
delivery man is rushed in after being
caught up in an accident involving a
police car chasing another vehicle.
Plus, a wrestler injures his knee.10.00 999: What’s Your
Emergency? Following the
work of the emergency services
in Wiltshire, examining the rise in
racially aggravated hate crimes.
11.05 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown
Comedy word game. Sean Lock
and Miles Jupp take on Catherine
Tate and Lee Mack. John Cooper
Clarke is in Dictionary Corner.
12.05 AM Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares
USA From Hull, Massachusetts.
1.00 The Supervet See 6.55pm.
2.05 The Secret Life of the Zoo
3.05 to 3.40 AM Food UnwrappedKey to episode numbers: (S1, ep1 of 10) = Series 1, episode 1, and there are a total of 10 episodes in the series
9.00 AM Catch a Contractor
9.20 Remington Steele10.10 CSI: NY
11.05 Rookie Blue ( S3, ep1)
12.05 PM Bull Legal drama. (S1, ep6)
1.05 Law & Order Double-bill of the
series. (S17, ep21) 2.00 ( S18, ep1)
3.00 Murder, She Wrote Triple-bill.
6.05 Law & Order A teen is found dead
at a high-school party. (S18, ep10)
7.05 Law & Order A woman stands trial
for killing her husband. (S18, ep11)
8.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Callen goes
undercover with terrorists. (S4,ep13 )
9.00 Chicago PDNew episode The
cops investigate the bombing of an
army recruitment station. (S6, ep7)
10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Triple-bill. An alleged rape victim
dies suddenly. (S7, ep2 of 22)
10.55 Benson receives an alarming
call from an abducted girl. (S7, ep3)
11.55 An alleged psychic helps
hunt for a missing girl. (S6, ep18)
12.55 AM CSI: NY Double-bill.
2.50 Ransom Enemy Within. (S1, ep11)
3.50 to 4.00 AM Access
8.00 AM Last Man Standing (S6, ep9)
8.25 Smallville9.10 Dance Moms
11.05 My Wife and Kids12.05 PM Two
and a Half Men2.00 Last Man
Standing3.00 Neighbours
3.30 Home and Away4.00 The Fresh
Prince of Bel-Air5.00 8 Simple
Rules...6.00 Neighbours
6.30 πHome and Away
7.0 0 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Double-bill of the comedy series.
8.00 Flights from Hell: Caught on
Camera A British backpacker
captures the moment a plane is
forced to make an emergency
landing over the Pacifi c Ocean.
9.00 fGladiator Ancient Roman
epic. A betrayed general becomes
a gladiator, intent on avenging his
murdered family. Stars Russell
Crowe. (2000, 15) ★★★★★
12.05 AM Riverdale Double-bill of the US
drama. (S2, ep4) 1.00 ( S1, ep6 )
1.50 Wentworth Prison ( S6, ep10 )
2.55 The Magicians ( S2, ep7)
3.35 to 4.00 AM Two and a Half Men6.00 AM Nothing to Declare
7.0 0 Border Patrol8.00 Highway
Patrol9.00 Motorway Patrol
10.00 Police Ten 711.00 Police Force:
Australia12.00 NOON Road Wars
1.00 PM UK Border Force
2.00 Border Security: Australia’s Front
Line3.00 Nothing to Declare
3.30 Caught Red Handed
5.00 Without a Trace ( S7, e p17 )
6.00 Stargate SG-1 ( S1, ep4 )
7.0 0 The Flash S c i - fi. ( S 3 , e p 2 2 )
8.00 Big Cats: An Amazing Animal
Family Wildlife documentary.
9.00 Killer in My Village
10.00 Abducted Documentary.
11.00 The Force: North East
12.00 M’T Banged Up Abroad
1.00 AM Brit Cops: Law & Disorder
2.00 Road Wars 3.00 Real Prison
Breaks4.00 Highway Patrol
4.30 Motorway Patrol Real-life crimes.
5.00 to 6.00 AM Nothing to Declare7.1 0 AM Boon Comedy drama series.
8.00 London’s Burning Double-bill.
10.00 Classic Holby City Medical drama.
11.00 The Bill Police drama series.
1.00 PM Classic EastEnders
2.20 The Brokenwood Mysteries
4.20 All Creatures Great and Small
5.20 Birds of a Feather Comedy series.
6.00 ’Allo ’Allo! Wartime comedy series.
6.40 As Time Goes By (S9, ep3)- 20 Last of the Summer Wine
8.00 Father Brown The Deadly Seal: The
priest is put in a tricky situation when
he is told about an assassination
plot during a confession.
9.00 Death in Paradise A Personal
Murder: Dwayne receives a text
message from beyond the grave.
10.20 The Inspector Lynley Mysteries
In Pursuit of the Proper Sinner:
Crime drama. Lynley investigates
an attack on two campers.
12.25 AM The Brokenwood Mysteries
An avid cyclist is found dead.
2.45 The Bill Police drama series.
3.35 to 4.00 AM Garden Hopping
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