2019-08-01_Maxim_Australia

NICK BOSHIER

TheAustraliancomedianandactor

discusseshislastdayon Earth...

INTERVIEWBY SANTI PINTADO

CatchNickinRosteredOnSeason 2 on7matenow,Wednesdays9pmand

streamingon7plus.AlsocheckouthisBeachedAziversaryseriesonline

from August 1atfacebook.com/beachedaz andyoutube.com/robotarmy

“AT 16 I YELLED

‘PIGGERRRRRRRRZ’

ATAGROUPOFPOLICE

WHOWERESHUT TING

DOWNAPARTYI WASAT.

THAT WAS NOT SMART.”

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Haveyoueverfeltlikeone
ofyourjokeshasdiedwith
anaudience?
Yes,furtherdownthisinterview
I askGodif he’severlooked
in themirrorwhenhe’swanked

• that’snotguaranteed to go
  downwell.

Howdoyouwanttoleave
thisworld?
Havingearntmydeath.

What’syourlastmeal?
Threescrambledeggscooked
withbutter,a filtercoffeeand
anIggy’sCroissant– if you’ve
neverbeen,gotoIggy’sin
Bronte,Sydney– immediately.

Doyouthinkyouare
goingtoHeavenorHell?
Well, some people would

relegatemetothefierypits

of Hellandotherswould

givemea passtosendme

toHeaven.I thinkI’dgoto

Heaven,maybe?Butsome

of myfavourite people might

bein Hell.

WhatdoyousaytoGod

whenyougettoHeaven?

“Hey,God,thanksforhaving

me!I’mverygrateful.Have

youevermasturbatedwhile

lookingintoa mirror?”

What’sthegreatestNick

Boshierbodyofworkthat

neversawthelightofday?

I hadthischaractercalled

“Cassius”thatwasgoingto

bea partofSoulMates, but

thecharacternevermade

it to the final show. He was

andletmeoutof saidpaddy

wagonforcallingsaid police,

“Piggggerrzzzzz”.

Whichoftheseven

deadlysinsgaveyou

themosttrouble?

Allof them,toanextent,

butEnvywouldtheone

I’mmostconsciousof.

Whatarethecastfrom

yourTVshowRosteredOn

sayingoveryourcasket?

“Jesuswept.Fora guythat

wankedonabouthealthshit,

life-longevityand‘bulletproof

coffee’asmuchashedid–

I’msurprised*he’sthefirst

of ustogo.”*relieved.

Gotanylastwords?

“See you soon.”■

reallynaughty.Thisisn’tthe

“greatest”jokeoranythinglike

that,buthehada chloroform

basedperfumecalled“Sans

Consent”.I understandwhy

hedidn’tmakeanABCshow.

To whomonEarthdoyou

oweanapology?

Probablyanyone I dated

in my20s.

What’sthedumbestthing

youeverdidonEarth?

At 16 I yelled“piggerrrrrrrrz”

at a groupof policewhowere

shuttingdowna partyI was

at.Thatwasnotsmart.The

seconddumbestthingI did

wastellingthepoliceofficer

thatI wantedtobea Prefect

of myschoolsohewould

think I was a stand-up guy