140 • AUGUST 2019
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I WAS AT A PETROL STATION
buying dinner recently and a man
asked me if I believe in God.
Dude, I’m buying a meal from a
petrol station, I don’t even believe
in myself. SEEN ON REDDIT
IT’S OKAY IF YOU FALL APART
sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we
still love them. SEEN ON TWITTER
LATELY I’VE BEEN FEELING THIS
sharp pain in my chest whenever I
take a breath of air, so I went on
Google to look up the symptoms.
Turns out it’s really hard to type
that in without it sounding like a line
of poetry.
I wrote, “When I breathe there’s a
pain in my heart.”
Google said, “Did you mean My
Chemical Romance?”
COMEDIAN PETER WONGALL OF MY TEACHERS TOLD ME
that to become clever, I should study
Shakespeare. Not true. Shakespeare
never studied Shakespeare, and he
went on to become Shakespeare.
COMEDIAN GLENN MOOREMY OBESE PET PARROT DIED
TODAY. I have mixed feelings about
it. But in a way I have to admit it’s a
huge weight off my shoulders.
SEEN ON FACEBOOKDuck’s Best Friend
This odd couple’s friendship was
captured on film by their owner,
18-year-old Natacha. (via
Xuamina_photographie on Instagram)