in a room. Computer codes
make sense to me, people
don’t.”(Nick is stunned when
Victor apologizes for his
past behavior.)
Nick: “Man, if I had a nickel
for every time you admitted
you were wrong...”
Victor: “You would have
had five cents.”(Phyllis tries to push
Adam’s buttons.)
Phyllis: “Aww, same old
Adam. Cool and calm on
the outside, storm brewing
on the inside.”
Adam: “Careful. Storms
can be very destructive.”
Phyllis: “Oh, I was ripping
around Genoa City when
you were milking cows in
Kansas.”(After Kevin reunites with
Chloe in the room where
Adam has been keeping
her prisoner, she asks to
talk to her captor alone.)
Kevin: “Sweetheart, no.
You and Adam alone in
a room together, that is a
bad idea.”
Adam: “I’m sure it’ll be
fine. There’s not much to
make a shiv from.”
(Kevin reluctantly capitu-
lates and turns to Adam.)
Kevin: “I’m gonna be
right outside that door, if
I hear so much as a raised
voice...”
Adam: “You’ll come
busting in like Mighty
Mouse and save the day.
Yeah, we get it.” wDAYS OF OUR LIVES
(Gabi discusses daughter
Arianna with Kate.)
Gabi: “She doesn’t
understand that death is
permanent.”
Kate: “That wouldn’t
be surprising, considering
how many people come
back the dead.”(Kate is anxious for their
son to provide an update
on Will’s condition.)
Kate: “Why can’t Rex
tell us what’s going on?”
Roman: “Well, maybe
because he’s saving Will’s
life.”(Kristen blames Xander
for Ted getting his hands
on Holly’s autopsy file.)
Kristen: “Thanks to your
carelessness, that sleaze
was about to tell all of
Salem that Holly did not
die in the crash.”
Xander: “That’s
unfortunate.”
Kristen: “No, unfortunate
is the hairstyle I’m forced
to wear as Nicole.”YOUNG AND RESTLESS
(Adam orders Kevin to spy
on Victoria.)
Kevin: “I’m not James
Bond. I’m Q. I work aloneForget HOLEY MOLEY!
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Blown Away: Y&R’s
Phyllis (Michelle Stafford)
wasn’t intimidated by
Adam’s (Mark Grossman)
weather reports.