IT’S ALL OVER...
FROM THE AUTHOR OF:
ASSASSIN’S CREED
O D Y S S E YHELIX
CREDITS
XXL PACKTOM CLANCY’S
RAINBOWSIX SIEGECOBALT
WEAPON
SKINPRAISE FOR THE WRITER WHO ONCE SPILLED COFFEE ON TOM CLANCY
“A story so nebulous even Jack Ryan doesn’t seem to know what’s going on”
- THE GUARDIAN
 
“At last, a book that gets my world”
- DEEP WEB FORUM BOY
 
“Finally, a story that offends no one by being irrelevant to everyone”
- COLUMNIST DENIED TWITTER VERIFICATION
 
ONE CAPITAL CITY – ONE MISSING PRESIDENT – NO STORY
“Bad men are in the National Air and Space Museum?” asks Jack Ryan. “Say no more. No. Really. Stop. I don’t need a
reason to kick ass in what was, in 2016,the third most visited museum in the world.”
With that, Ryan strode out of the White House, not stopping for a moment to consider the potential symbolism.
Subtext? Jack Ryan doesn’t know the meaning ofthe word subtext. He never went to college.
“Are you an American, or an American’t?” yelled the faction leader, holding Ryan hostage while having no discernible
political views of his own. As surprise robot bees suddenlytear into the guy’s flesh, Ryan effortlessly breaks his
handcuffs, tears the 450-rated kneepads off his captor and stands triumphant. “That
answer your question, you
ideologically ambiguous sicko?”
Capitol Hill’s become Capitol KILL.
Air Force One has become Air Force GONE (it crashed).
Only Jack Ryan can stop DC from being blown back to BC.
...UNTIL
MAY
02