May• 2019 | 89“It’s more observational humour,
actually,” I interrupted. “I don’t do
impressions.”
The dentist continued, “...of your
teeth.” MICHAEL BUZZELLI, COMEDIANSNAIL MAIL
A customer walked into the post
office where I work wanting to send
a package to another part of the
country.
“Two-day shipping will cost
$12.95 to get it there by Friday,” my
colleague Billy told her.
The customer, clearly looking
to save a few bucks, said, “The
package doesn’t have to get there
till Saturday. Is there any way to
make that happen?”
Billy nodded agreeably. “Sure.
You can bring it back tomorrow.”
DAVID CUTCHER“You’re right. We should have built the castle first, THEN the moat.”Nap time
I just want to be as tired at
bedtime as I am all day at work.
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