Reader\'s Digest Australia - 07.2019

Laughter

THE BEST MEDICINE

68 | July• 2019

Funny Signs

OVERHEARD IN A RESTAURANT:

SHE:This wine is described as

full bodied and imposing with a

nutty base, a sharp bite and a

bitter aftertaste.

HE:Are you describing the wine

or your mother?

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GOOD START

“Dear, if you’ll make the toast and
pour the juice,” said the newly wed
bride, “breakfast will be ready.”
“Good! What are we having for
breakfast?” asked the new husband.
“Toast and juice.”
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Drop

you r

trousers

here.

CUSTOMERS

WHO FIND OUR

WAITRE SSE S

RUDE OUGHT

TO SEE THE

MANAGER.

SEEN ON THE INTERNET

ILLUSTRATIONS: GETTY IMAGES

AT A MUSIC STORE

IN NOTTINGHAM, UK:

IN A DRY CLEANER’S SHOP

IN PORTSEA, UK:

IN A RESTAURANT

IN VIRGINIA, US:

IN A RESTAURANT WINDOW

JUST OUTSIDE BRIXHAM, UK:

Out to lunch.

Bach at 12.30.

Offenbach sooner.

Don’t stand there and

be hungry, come in

and get fed up.