Kerrang! – June 28, 2019

Urgh, hangover.

We needed help.

Or an exorcist.

Thank Satan,

then, for the

RISE RECORDS

RECOVERY

SESSION...

A

fter the night before

comes the morning after.

And with it, the eternal

question of why, oh why,

didn’t we heed the advice of every

sensible adult we’ve ever met who

told us about prevention being the

best cure? And then a hero comes

along, bearing Bloody Marys,

burgers and bags full of records,

and the world suddenly becomes a

much less headache-y place where

your poor mouth doesn’t taste like

an old pub carpet.

They didn’t call it the Rise Records

Recovery Session for nothing. Zombie-

like, those who managed to scrape

themselves out of bed following the

previous night’s debauchery arrived at

Islington’s MEATliquor looking – let’s

be charitable – rotten, but left looking

much, much more human. This is

testament to the restorative power of

hash browns, beef, and tomato juice

mixed with Crystal Head vodka, a

combo both delicious and life-saving.

Is prevention the best cure? No.

Sorry, mum, sorry, teachers. This is.

RISE &

SHINE...

Bartender, or life-

saving magician?

Salvation reaches some

very hungover people

Goody bags of records:

breakfast of champions

THE AWARDS