fun last laugh
120 First for women 8/26/19
THAT’S LIFE!
SMILE FILE
“Astronomers discovered
a planet where 1 year takes
only 8.5 hours. To feel what
it ’s like to live there, travel
through space...or visit the
DMV.” —Ellen DeGeneres“As a music teacher, I had volunteered for a fun
program at our library last summer, where I was
teaching the kids about musical instruments. I held
up a tambourine and asked if anyone knew what
it was called. One little boy replied, “I know! It’s a
tangerine!” — Luann R. Angelone, Harwich, MAA FRUITFUL DISCUSSION
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Things^ kids say
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