48 ThrasherJAMIE FOY’S
FOODS THAT NEED TO DIE
5 GREAT
nce I learned how to say no to certain foods my mom would always tell me,
“Well, you’re either gonna eat it, or you’re gonna make your food yourself.”
So after that I’d just go to the fridge and grab some chicken nuggets and pop
them in the toaster oven and be good to go. I’ve eaten more chicken nuggets in my
life than is countable. Growing up, every time I’d make at least 20. I hope one day I’ll
grow to like more vegetables, but so far it’s not happening.O
CANNED TUNA
I’ve always hated it. The smell of it! It looks
like cat food and it reminds me of that smell.
A lot of these are gonna be
based off of smell. I’m also
not a big fan of mayonnaise
and it seems like those two
go hand in hand. Tuna
mixed with mayonnaise? I
am not down. My mom told me a story that
when I was seven years old I was always at
my homie’s house and his mom asked my
mom, “Hey, is Jamie really allergic to tuna
fish?” My mom’s like, “No, why?” I guess I lied
to my friend’s mom. She’d always try to get
me to eat tuna fish so I figured out if I said I
was allergic she’d never ask me again.ARTICHOKES
It literally has “choke” in the name, so I’m
good on those. It looks like a
fruit from the beginning but
once it’s cooked it smells so
bad. My mom would always
cook it and the house would
reek! I’d have to go outside!CAULIFLOWER
I don’t even like broccoli so cauliflower is like
broccoli’s bland cousin—straight white, boring
and bland. It has no flavor
and has no nothing and I
don’t like it. I even tried
broccoli with a bunch of
cheese on it once and I
didn’t like that. I’m good
on both of those.OYSTERS
I am not down. For me, a lot
of it has to do with
consistency. All the slimy
stuff—forget it. I’m from
Florida but oysters and stuff
like that, I am not down. I
only like to eat fish that I
catch. I want to know where it came from!BRUSSEL SPROUTS
The only thing worse than
cauliflower is Brussel sprouts. They
had those at the
King of the Road
finale and they
smelled so bad.
And then
Andy
was
putting them into his
mouth and trying to
make us eat ‘em.
Disgusting. Now
every time I think
of a Brussel
sprout I think of
a saliva-
covered
Brussel
sprout
coming out
of Andy Roy’s
mouth. So gross.
I’m so glad I didn’t
have to eat one of
those. Instead I got
surprised with my pro
board.BONUS: FOY’S
LAST SUPPER
If I had
one last
meal on
earth I’d
probably
go with
a good
steak, mashed potatoes
and macaroni and
cheese as well. Then to
end it off, my favorite
dessert is a warm fudge
brownie with vanilla ice
cream on top. Can’t go
wrong!