SPORTS & PERFORMANCE
112 MUSCLE & FITNESS/JULY 2019
Y
ou know when you’re
snuggled up with
your other half on the
sofa several seasons
deep in a boxset, snacking on
something calorifically
devilish whilst wearing your
favourite comfy clothes and
scrolling social media... then
the Spartan race suddenly
pops up on your feed and
you squeal to your gladiator-
esque other half “We should
totally take part in this!” Well,
what a great idea that was!
You see, I’d never done a Spartan
Race before, but my boyfriend Freddy
took part with a group of family and
friends a few years back and has
literally used his bragging rights to
inform me of how epic it was ever since.
“I hauled buckets of rocks for fifty
metres, sprinted across the hillside and
leapt through flames to the finish line!”
What a conversation starter for every
party!
I have to admit, the pure
determination and strength of such an
event left me speechless and totally in
awe of him. In awe enough to actually
want to take part myself and have the
very same bragging rights which I plan
to use on my children and future
grandchildren alike. My historical
knowledge reminds me that the
Spartan army were so dedicated, strong
and brave that they fought and won
battles against armies far bigger than
them in size. And let’s face it, in the
movie 300 when Gerard Butler screams
“THIS IS SPARTA!” we all get stoked
and want to be a part of his gang.